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I鈥檇 like to propose a return to traditionalism, or at the very least, a return to the intention behind parkas themselves. (Photo: Courtesy Wintergreen/Per Breieha)

How to Spot an Impostor Parka

Stop trying to trick us, gear companies. We know a parka when we see one.

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(Photo: Courtesy Wintergreen/Per Breieha)

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When I first moved to the Arctic after high school, my parents bought me a parka. Or at least, we thought it was a parka. It was from a popular company I won鈥檛 name, lest this seem like a critique of them when in fact it is a critique of the聽jacket industry as a whole. But it cost about $200 and was baby blue with a fake fur ruff and, at the time it arrived at our house in California, it seemed like the biggest, warmest garment I had ever seen. Then I got to the Arctic and promptly realized that this parka was a joke. It was too short, it didn鈥檛 have enough pockets, and鈥攚orst of all鈥攊t was fitted with princess seams, as if to remind everyone that I had a waist, thank you very much, even as I tromped through the backcountry. I鈥檓 opposed to most princess-seamed winter outerwear on both practical and philosophical levels, but the biggest reason is this: when you鈥檙e out in deep cold, you want a lot of bulk around your torso, and snug hourglass-shaped 鈥減arkas鈥 make it difficult to move freely and stay warm at the same time.

It doesn鈥檛 help that most outdoor brands use the term parka for any puffy that covers the top of your butt. Most of these coats are intended, fundamentally, for walking between buildings. But I鈥檇 like to propose a return to traditionalism, or at the very least, a return to the intention behind parkas themselves.聽The term comes from the Canadian Inuit, and refers to a caribou-fur coat.聽It shares characteristics with other traditional northern winterwear, like the Sami pesk (and cape-like聽luhkka) and the Nenet yagushka. What do they have in common? They鈥檙e long and they鈥檙e big鈥攁nd they鈥檙e warm. The size is the point. A well-designed winter parka isn鈥檛 made for going outside and then going in again; it is, quite simply, its own indoor space.聽

It鈥檚 no accident that small parka brands have sprouted up across the North, and that adventurers who spend real time in the cold are devoted to them. Dogsledders know. Go to a dogsled race and you can tell exactly where in the country you are by the parkas people are wearing. If you鈥檙e in Fairbanks, you鈥檒l see a lot of and . If you鈥檙e on Minnesota鈥檚 north shore, they鈥檙e wearing Wintergreen Northern Wear鈥攁nd if you鈥檙e in Bayfield, they鈥檙e wearing . It鈥檚 not because dogsledders are hipsters, although, on an individual basis, this may or may not be true. It鈥檚 because they need things that function, and small brands exist because there鈥檚 a function vacuum in the parka department. They pick up where commercial parka makers leave聽off.

When I asked Justin High of 鈥攁 dog gear聽and parka maker based on Michigan鈥檚 Keweenaw Peninsula鈥攚hy he and his wife, Jaimee, started making and selling their own parkas in 2016, he answered without hesitation: 鈥淏ecause commercial parkas don鈥檛 work for us.鈥 The reason? 鈥淭hey鈥檙e either designed for cross-country skiing, where you鈥檙e doing aerobic exercise the whole time, or ice fishing, where you鈥檙e sitting on a bucket. And companies have existing contracts with textile manufacturers, but those textiles don鈥檛 work in real cold.鈥 They wanted something that prioritized function for cold-weather fun.

Let鈥檚 say your community doesn鈥檛 have its own cult parka, but you want one. What鈥檚 a winter-lover to do?

How to Choose Your Parka

First off, let鈥檚 not outerwear-shame here: the best coat is the coat that works for you, period. If you鈥檙e comfortable in a puffy, or even a hoodie, then that鈥檚 what you should wear. But if you鈥檙e cold, if you鈥檙e limited in your ability to enjoy winter but you want to be warm enough to get the most out of it, here are some parka tips to keep in mind.

  • Think of a parka as a wearable bivvy sack. It doesn鈥檛 need to be particularly thick (although it can be), but it needs to contain all your inner layers comfortably. I like my parka sized to fit over a thick sweater or fleece, bibs, and a down puffy聽if I need one.
  • The longer, the warmer. A parka should reach at least to your hips, but it鈥檚 not uncommon to see one that鈥檚 thigh- or even knee-length. If you go for a longer parka, look for a two-way zipper or side-zip option for mobility.
  • Anorak styles, which have only a partial zipper and pull on over your head, are warmer than full-zip coats, but can be unwieldy to put on. They鈥檙e a good option for long hours outdoors, but can be unwieldy for short jaunts.
  • Look for large outer pockets (for easy access) and inner pockets (to keep snacks and electronics warm).
  • Real fur ruffs serve a purpose: they block wind and shed ice from condensed breath. Performance parkas often come without a ruff, so that you can add the kind you want. An attached faux-fur ruff, which can collect ice, may be a sign that a coat is designed more for style than function.
  • Avoid anything advertised with the word 鈥渟leek.鈥

Blair Braverman鈥檚 Picks

Wintergreen Northern Wear Combo Anorak, $394 (size XS-XXL)

Easy to recognize for their Scandinavian-inspired trim, were originally designed for 鈥檚聽expeditions to the North Pole and across Siberia, and they鈥檙e great for intermittent activity in deep cold. The fleece-lined nylon is made for layering over a variety of mid-layers, depending on the temperature and your level of activity. For even more flexibility, consider Wintergreen鈥檚 separate ($289) and ($345).

Duluth Trading Company Alaskan Hardgear Ice Fog Parka, $279-399 (M-XXL)

This is the I recommend to my friends, and it鈥檚 no coincidence that the company鈥檚 based in frigid Belleville, Wisconsin. This durable parka has a fleece-lined hood and collar, enormous pockets, and I鈥檝e been very comfortable in it (with the right pants)聽in temperatures down to -30F. If you鈥檙e looking for a whole outfit, the matching ($324) are another great bet, although I did have to sew up a ripped crotch seam after roughly聽three years of heavy use.

Non-Stop Polar Jakka, $499 (XS-XXL)

Norwegian brand Non-Stop makes excellent , and now they make excellent human coats, too. The has box-wall down baffles, making it the most insulated option on this list, even though it’s not particularly long. It also has large inner pockets to keep a water bottle and Camelback thawed, plus neoprene cuffs and a fluffy hood.

High鈥檚 国产吃瓜黑料 Company Willow Tuff Parka, $399 (size S – XXL, custom for any size)

makes a great outer shell for long hours in the snow. It features deep zip-up pockets, a cinchable waist, a durable water-repellent shell鈥攁nd much of the rest is up to you, particularly when it comes to fit. The original cut has fairly long sleeves, but High鈥檚 makes custom variations of any length and width to fit your dimensions perfectly. You can even get a 聽for your dog.

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