I got Outdoor Research鈥檚 Plaza down skirt on a whim this fall鈥攈ey, I like skirts, I like the cold鈥攁nd it immediately changed my life. And by life I mean outfits. Picture this: I live on a farm in the northwoods, splitting my time, vaguely seasonally, between writing from my couch and training a competitive team of long-distance sled dogs. I regularly chop 40 pounds of frozen venison in a day and consider it an accomplishment when I wash my hair. I live in leggings and long underwear because they鈥檙e comfy and transition fairly well from the couch to the dog yard and back again. And then I got this skirt.
First thing: It鈥檚 warm. Like way warmer than I expected. Apparently, this is because hot air rises, and the fattier parts of your body (hips and butt, hey!) get chilled more easily, but this down mini made a big difference in my comfort during late fall/early winter days. It鈥檚 slightly A-line, which means you can take long strides, and it won鈥檛 ride up if, like me, you鈥檝e got bigger thighs and a smaller waist. Plus, it鈥檚 purple and adorable.
Newly evangelical about insulated miniskirts, I set out to test and review other options on the market. And my god, most are overwhelmingly mediocre: short expensive tubes that are vaguely stylish in an apr猫s-ski-at-a-stand-up-bar sort of way but not particularly warm, practical, or comfortable. They鈥檙e not awful so much as tragic. A lost opportunity. If you got one of these skirts, you鈥檇 never know what you were missing.
Luckily, a few stood out. Stick with me here.
Outdoor Research Plaza Down Skirt ($110)
Best For: Everything
Outdoor Research鈥檚 聽is first on my list for the reasons described above, and it鈥檚 held up to some serious abrasion and stays cleanish-looking even when covered in dog hair. Next.
Icebreaker Affinity Skirt Flurry ($100)
Best For: Travel
It may look like just another short expensive tube, but Icebreaker鈥檚 聽is an excellent short expensive tube. I wouldn鈥檛 use this one for manual labor or serious cold, but it鈥檇 be great for winter walks or pulling on when you leave the gym. It鈥檚 long enough to sit at your waist and still hit midthigh, and the stretchy wool holds its shape nicely. I wore mine on a chilly seven-hour drive to dinner at the in-laws鈥 and still felt plenty cute upon arrival.
Skhoop Alaska Long Down Skirt ($199)
Best For: Serious cold
I鈥檓 obsessed with . It鈥檚 not a miniskirt, I know, but it鈥檚 as much of a game-changer for me in midwinter subzero temps as the OR skirt was last fall. It is a mitten for your legs. It has more warmth than snow pants with none of that weird bulky-clothing claustrophobia. You can adjust the side zippers to fit the temperature and/or your stride length, pull it easily over pants and snow boots, and, when you鈥檙e not wearing it, squash it down to the size of a pair of gloves. I鈥檝e worn it every day this month for shoveling snow, chopping meat, running errands, attending bonfires, and even doing some dogsled training runs. I am genuinely resentful when I can鈥檛 wear it because it鈥檚 in the wash.
, which is woman-owned, calls itself the Original Insulated Skirt Company鈥攖he company makes down and synthetic skirts in all lengths, ranging from mini to ankle-length. I also tested the Short Down Skirt, which was great, although I found myself often tugging it back into place. If you鈥檙e narrow-hipped, it will probably fit perfectly as-is; otherwise, size up and plan to wear a belt.