Lars Alvarez-Roos, co-owner of听adventure travel听company Bio Bio Expeditions and legendary camp cook, has seen every type of outdoor cooking disaster imaginable in his 35 years as a guide鈥攆rom burgers charred like hockey pucks听to the time he used oven mitts to extinguish my flaming hair after I got overzealous with lighter fluid when I was working for him as a young guide. Here are his tips to help you avoid camp kitchen nightmares.
The Problem
Mixing vegetables and meat in a cooler. The result on day two or three of a听trip is meat juice permeating the cooler as the ice melts. 鈥淚t gets into everything and ends up contaminating it all,鈥 Alvarez-Roos says.
The Fix
鈥淥n a multi-day event, use a separate meat cooler, dairy cooler, and vegetable cooler,鈥 he says. That avoids cross contamination. 鈥淚f you are camping with just your family and are bringing enough food for a weekend, I would say everything should be separately vacuum packed,鈥 Alvarez-Roos says. Meats and cheeses need to be vacuum packed or at least in airtight containers or听resealable Ziploc bags,听but sometimes those can be penetrated by water if they鈥檙e not fully closed.
The Gear
If you鈥檒l be using it a lot, invest in a听 ($150). Otherwise,听you鈥檒l need airtight containers, resealable plastic听bags,听or a spare cooler.
The Problem
Not using enough ice.
The Fix
鈥淢ake sure you have at least one third of the cooler dedicated to maintaining your thermal reservoir,鈥 Alvarez-Roos says. That means that should should have a one-third ice to two-thirds perishables ratio at the beginning of your trip. 鈥淚f you pre-freeze vacuum-sealed meats, you could look at those as ice blocks,鈥 he says.
Alvarez-Roos also recommends using sealed ice containers so you don鈥檛 have to worry about melt water like in problem number one. 鈥淭ake gallon containers of milk, clean them out, fill them with your clean drinking water, and freeze them so you have good clean drinking water as the ice melts,鈥 he says.听Distribute the icea as evenly as possible throught the cooler.
The Gear
Any container that can hold frozen water. This also might be a good time to think of upgrading to a larger cooler if your current one doesn鈥檛 have enough space for all of your food with the appropriate ratio of ice.
The Problem
Forgetting the butter or oil. 鈥淭his is the number one thing people leave home when camping,鈥 Alvarez-Roos says.
The Fix
Have a designated camp cooking oil container with the date you last poured oil in on there. I use electrician鈥檚 tape and a Sharpie to label what it is and when I last topped up, and it lives in my camp kitchen box.
The Gear
Alvarez-Roos suggests the ($2) as a container to store your preferred cooking oil.
The Problem
Bad cutting board hygiene. 鈥淎 lot of times people cut the chicken on a cutting board then use the same one for lettuce and tomatoes,鈥 Alvarez-Roos听says. 鈥淭hat is a major no-no.鈥
The Fix
Bring two or three cutting boards if you can and designate different boards for different types of food prep鈥擨 use one for meat and two for veggies, fruit, and cheese. It鈥檚 even easier if you get different colored boards and designate a specific color for a specific type of food throughout your camping trip. If everyone knows that the red cutting board is contaminated with things that could sicken us all and overfill our groover in mere hours, no one assumes it is clean and whips up a salad on it. Taking the assumption out of the equation leads to heaps less miscommunication.
The Gear
While wooden cutting boards are nicer to serve from, plastic cutting boards are easier to transport, easier to disinfect, and generally less expensive. You can get away with听flimsy ones, but I find that the extra rigidity like the boards in ($18) makes transporting food significantly easier.
The Problem
Burning things, or having the flame blow out on finicky camp stoves.
The Fix
Alvarez-Roos recommends orienting your stove so the prevailing wind is blocked and then keeping an eye on the actual size of the flame, especially if you鈥檙e not used to cooking on gas. 鈥淜eep an ear on it, too: the louder the noise the bigger the flame,鈥 he says.
The Gear
I have personally found that Camp Chef鈥檚 Rainier Stove ($170) has听a good simmer mode and enough wind-blocking capabilities to mitigate blow-outs on all but the windiest days.
The Problem
Cooking and cleaning in the dark.
The Fix
鈥淢ake sure you pack a headlamp for cooking听and also another light source,鈥 Alvarez-Roos says. 鈥淚f you get to camp after dark, it is really hard to cook dinner without.鈥 He recommends having two headlamps that live in your camp kitchen kit.
The Gear
The ($20) won my听inexpensive headlamp test a few years back.听Bringing a simple, reliable, solar lantern听听($25)听is another great way to hedge your bets against washing dishes in the dark.
The Problem
Not fully cleaning or disinfecting your dishes. This can lead to people getting sick.
The Fix
鈥淥n river trips, Bio Bio Expeditions uses a four-bucket system,鈥 Alvarez-Roos says.听Here鈥檚 how the system works: scrape your dishes into a garbage container, then soak them in a pre-rinse to soften tough food particles. Then, scrub like crazy in a bucket of dish soap and water. Step three: dip those dishes in a rinse听bucket of clean water to get the suds off. Finally, disinfect the dishes in a bucket of water with a capful or two of bleach in it and air dry.
鈥淚f you have the luxury of a river right there, that is ideal.鈥 Alvarez-Roos says.听The river affords a great deal of water to fill buckets with, but we do not suggest washing your dishes in the river. Please closely follow the local guidelines听to properly dispose of your grey water after use.
The Gear
Build a sanitizing station with dish soap, Clorox bleach, and a Sea to ($25).
The Problem
People burning themselves.
The Fix
Bring oven mitts and long tongs. Alvarez-Roos suggests using the longest tongs that storage space will allow. It is rare that you wish you had shorter tongs, but you will always be听thankful for extra distance when cooking over an open flame.
The Gear
Oven mitts听from home. If they can fit in your kitchen bin, some ($7).
The Problem
People not helping out in the kitchen.
The Fix
鈥淧eople cook better when they are happy, and people are happier when they have music,鈥 Alvarez-Roos says. 鈥淢ake sure there are some speakers and a way to play music in your outdoor cooking space.鈥
Alvarez also taught me a rule that I have used for nearly two decades: if you鈥檙e on a cooking crew and don鈥檛 have a job, you should check in with someone who is busy and offer them a drink. Getting a cold lemonade served to you while flipping burgers in the heat is a quick path to happiness.
The Gear
I love the sound quality from JBL鈥檚 ($120). It nails a wide range of music, from sweet folk-tune voices to solid base drops. It鈥檚 slightly smaller than a classic 32-ounce Nalgene and听has about a 12-hour battery life, so a single charge can get you through a weekend鈥檚 worth of meal preparation and cleaning.