We live in the age of the smart device. Watches, thermostats, 鈥攊t鈥檚 increasingly hard to find an everyday object that doesn鈥檛 offer you some level of connectivity in exchange for access to your precious personal data.
So why should the bicycle helmet be any different? Made from EPS foam and fundamentally unchanged since the advent of the Bell Biker back in the mid-1970s, the humble brain bucket was overripe for some 21st century-style disruption. Enter the , a $250 urban 鈥渟mart helmet鈥 with a customizable 7×11 dot matrix display that ostensibly keeps you safe by 鈥渓ighting up on your head, the highest and generally most visible spot on your body.鈥 The Matrix has turn signals, brake lights, and a display you can program to broadcast customized messages (such as, 鈥淧lease don鈥檛 kill me鈥).听
has been around since at least 2015, when the creators received over for the concept. But the helmet received a recently with the launch of the upgraded Matrix, and now that it鈥檚 it appears that the electronic brain bucket concept has officially gone mainstream. (You customize the lights and display field through an app, and if you have an Apple Watch,听you can also use hand signals to听trigger the听turn signals.)听听
It鈥檚 only natural to view the 鈥淚nternet of things鈥 (as explains it, 鈥渢he idea of connecting any device with an on and off switch to the Internet鈥) with a certain amount of cynicism, especially if you鈥檙e of a certain age. After all, you made do with a legal pad and a No. 2 Ticonderoga for years, and now here鈥檚 Apple telling you that you need a $799 tablet and a $99 pencil that needs to be charged instead of sharpened. Nevertheless, only the most committed and extreme contrarian would attempt to argue that the Apple Pencil is a harbinger of doom that represents some sort of fundamental breakdown in human expression. An idea is an idea, regardless of whether you jot that idea down in graphite or in pixels.
The Lumos Matrix, however, is truly dystopian鈥攏ot because it鈥檚 inherently malevolent, but because it鈥檚 a potent symbol of just how completely we鈥檝e surrendered to motor vehicles. That so many people, from the designers to the retailers to the customers, seem to think it鈥檚 perfectly reasonable to ride a bicycle in the city while wearing a scrolling message board on your head is profoundly depressing. If the air quality was so bad that the Apple store started selling smart gas masks, no doubt we鈥檇 come to the collective realization that we are听deeply fucked and that we are dealing with the sorts of apocalyptic problems that gadgets alone simply can鈥檛 solve.

Yet, when faced with (report released this week, the cyclist death toll increased by 6.3 percent in 2018), and then presented with a piece of cycling 鈥渟afety gear鈥 that looks like a prop from RoboCop, we simply take for granted that this is the way things are going and that what we need is a better helmet听to signal our intentions. We don鈥檛 recoil from these garish dunce caps that make us look like living Playmobil figurines; instead we welcome them. Moreover, before the facts are in, we call it a win for both safety and tech. 鈥,鈥 declared a recent Wall Street Journal headline. 鈥淭here aren鈥檛 any stats yet on whether smart helmets can further improve those numbers,鈥 the article went on, 鈥渂ut it鈥檚 reasonable to assume that increased visibility and illuminated turn indicators would decrease your chances of being hit, said Steve Rowson, director of the Virginia Tech Helmet Lab.鈥
Is it reasonable to assume this though? What good is a turn signal in a right hook collision, where the cyclist isn鈥檛 turning at all, and where that drivers aren鈥檛 even checking for cyclists or pedestrians in the first place? And sure, at first blush the Lumos鈥檚 brake light might seem pretty useful, inasmuch as a from the revealed that 鈥渞ear end鈥 collisions accounted for 40 percent of fatal bicycle crashes. However, driver-on-cyclist rear-endings are a lot different than the driver-on-driver variety, and while the latter may happen because the driver behind didn鈥檛 realize the driver ahead is slowing down, according to a 2014 study by the League of American Bicyclists, the former most often occurs when a motorist tries to overtake a cyclist. Visibility isn鈥檛 the problem; reckless driving is. So while yes, it鈥檚 commonly accepted that lights enhance cyclist safety, it鈥檚 also highly optimistic to suggest that replicating the tail end of a Honda Civic on your head is going to keep you meaningfully safer than simply using the bike lights you already have and signaling with your hands.
None of this is to say that Lumos are evil for marketing the Matrix. We can only assume they鈥檙e simply trying to make a better helmet, and there鈥檚 nothing wrong with that. However, we should also question why we鈥檙e so receptive to devices like the Matrix, because, like the gas mask analogy, they鈥檙e a very a clear sign that there鈥檚 something is wrong with our environment. And before you strap on your connected helmet, keep in mind that in so doing you鈥檙e also helping absolve drivers of responsibility, because the easier it is for them to blame us if we don鈥檛 use it. They already say we 鈥渃ome out of nowhere鈥 because they can鈥檛 be bothered to look for us, so just wait until they鈥檙e not required to see you at all unless you鈥檝e got a personal locator beacon in your helmet. You might as well program your Matrix dot display to read, 鈥淚 surrender.鈥
Designing better bike helmets is a worthwhile goal, and we鈥檙e finally seeing some much-needed advancements in materials and design. As for making them 鈥渟mart,鈥 connecting our helmets to our phones seems far less urgent than getting drivers off of theirs.