When a U.S. Coast Guard cutter picked up Iranian exile-turned-U.S. ultrarunner off the east coast of Florida on April 24, it marked the second time in three years Baluchi failed to run to Bermuda, across the western Atlantic Ocean, in his floating bubble.听
Baluchi was also rescued in 2014, roughly 70 miles east of Florida. Afterward, he maintained his emergency locator beacon went off by accident and that he didn鈥檛 need a rescue. 鈥淚 see some helicopter coming,鈥 Baluchi said at the time. 鈥淪ome person come in front of my bubble and kick my bubble. 鈥榊ou OK? You need emergency doctor? I say, 鈥楴o.鈥欌澨
For his most recent attempt, Baluchi planned a 3,500-mile journey, including a trip down to the Caribbean and back up to Florida once he鈥檇 hit Bermuda. Almost all of it鈥攗p to five months of travel鈥攚ould take place in the open Atlantic Ocean in his vessel鈥攁 modified spherical 鈥渮orb,鈥 like those you see kids pushing around a swimming pool, surrounded by a frame consisting of a riverboat wheel-esque propulsion system and 36 buoys affixed to the wheel for flotation. He planned to eat fish he caught with a hand line and drink salt water that he desalinated using a purification system.
Zorbing听across the open ocean鈥攅ssentially running on water in a giant clear hamster wheel鈥攈as intrigued people for years. It works like this: the runner propels the zorb with his feet and hands at roughly one mile per hour, pointing the zorb in whatever direction he wants to go. There is no formal steering system. To date, long-distance pursuits have seen little success. Two months before Baluchi鈥檚 latest attempt, a British television host named Lindsey Russell attempted to cross the Irish Sea in a modified zorb similar to Baluchi鈥檚. She was 听by a support boat in bad weather after covering 17 of her intended 21 miles.听
Baluchi鈥檚 chances of success?听“Absolutely zero.听You probably would go a thousand miles, but not to where you wanted to go.鈥
The South Florida Sun-Sentinel 听shortly after Baluchi embarked for the first time on April 13 (he was quickly pushed back to shore by the wind). Among other gems: the 44-year-old trained for his 3,500-miler by jumping rope in a sauna for an hour each day; got a job last year on a crab-fishing boat to learn about the ocean; and carried a sign for the Coast Guard that read: 鈥淒on鈥檛 burst my bubble please.鈥澨
Alas, the Sun-Sentinel reporters called the Coast Guard for comment, which alerted the Coast Guard that Baluchi was going to try again. Captain A.J. Gould emailed Baluchi a letter on April 15 that ordered him not to depart because he wasn鈥檛 planning to use a support boat. Baluchi left anyway, and the Coast Guard picked him up one day later.听
鈥淥ur concern is making sure that if it鈥檚 going to get done, it鈥檚 going to be done safely and doesn鈥檛 put anybody鈥攊ncluding him鈥攁t unnecessary risk,鈥 Coast Guard Commander Brad Clare told 国产吃瓜黑料, adding that Baluchi has not been fined but could still be fined pending a final decision from the Coast Guard.听
The legal and safety issues notwithstanding, is it even possible to run a floating ball across the open ocean and arrive at an intended destination? It is unclear what, if any, steering capabilities Baluchi has.听(He did not reply to an email seeking comment.)
鈥淲hat he鈥檚 trying to do, I would say, has an extremely low probability of success鈥攍ike, astronomically low. You鈥檇 have a better chance at winning the Power Ball,鈥 says Arthur Mariano, an ocean sciences professor at the University of Miami鈥檚 Rosenstiel School of Marine and Atmospheric Science.听
Mariano has studied the Gulf Stream, the听prevailing Atlantic current that runs up the East Coast of the U.S.,听and other Florida currents extensively. He says Baluchi鈥檚 modified bubble鈥攚hich Baluchi calls a 鈥渉ydropod鈥濃攚ould likely be pushed north by currents ranging from one听to five听miles per hour听as he tried to go east. In addition, he would likely face a headwind blowing from the east at an average of 15 to 20 mph this time of year, pushing him in the opposite direction he wanted to travel. Gauging the effect that average wind and waves would have on Baluchi鈥檚 progress, Mariano estimated the bubble would be pushed backward at roughly one听to two听miles per hour鈥攚hile being tugged in another conflicting direction by the current. Storm winds would be a different story.
鈥淗e鈥檒l eventually pick up a westerly wind as he goes farther north up through the Stream, but there鈥檚 not a good way,”听as far as current and wind effects go,听鈥渢o get from Florida to Bermuda鈥 in a zorb, Mariano says of the initial 1,000-mile leg.听
As for the vessel, it is not uncommon for runners to dream about long-distance water travel in a zorb. 鈥淲e get phone calls in the UK quite often from people asking whether it鈥檇 be a good idea to run across the English Channel in one,鈥 says David West, head of sales at . 鈥淚t鈥檚 probably about 50 miles. Obviously we say, 鈥楴o, that鈥檚 an extremely bad idea.鈥欌
West鈥檚 company鈥檚 zorbs are sealed inflatables, with an hour鈥檚 supply of air before the inhabitant would pass out and die. Baluchi鈥檚 zorb has air holes on the sides. Yet even with an air supply, West believes the temperatures inside Baluchi鈥檚 transparent bubble would make it impossible to keep up his water intake and maintain a stable temperature. 鈥淭he sun just cooks the person inside the zorb,鈥 West says.听
Asked to estimate Baluchi鈥檚 chances of success, West says: 鈥淚 would say zero. Absolutely zero. You probably would go a thousand miles, but not to where you wanted to go.鈥