If you鈥檙e thinking of taking time and layers off for this year鈥檚 National Nude Day, celebrated annually worldwide on July 14, we applaud your spirit and are here to help you do it right. What you want: a liberating and life-changing experience. What you don鈥檛 want: mosquito bites.
As you might expect, naked hiking is best done, well, carefully. That鈥檚 to abide by local regulations as much as for your personal safety and comfort鈥攁nd that of other hikers on the trail. From warding off sunburn to carrying snacks without pockets, here鈥檚 what to keep in mind when hiking in the buff.
DO:
> Apply (and reapply) sunscreen. Dermatologists recommend a generous slathering, no matter your skin color. If your buns are of the pasty variety, opt for at least SPF 50. Resist the urge to draw a smiley face.
> Fuel and hydrate. It鈥檚 easy to skimp on snacking and sipping when you鈥檙e having fun, but there鈥檚 nothing more embarrassing than bonking and passing out naked on a trail. Drink plenty of water, and keep a bag of at the ready.
> Prevent chafing. Goodbye, compression undies. Hello, chamois cream, petroleum jelly, or anti-chafing gel.
> Check local laws and customs. Double-check local policies before you hit the trail, as many state and local land management agencies ban nude hiking. It鈥檚 also considered disrespectful to hike naked on some sacred tribal lands.
> Hike with friends. If you鈥檙e nervous about your personal safety, hike with a group of friends. This is a win for everyone: Clothed hikers usually take more kindly to groups of nude hikers than to solo nudists.
> Seek solitude. Duh, right? But that doesn鈥檛 mean you have to go rough and remote. Target an out-and-back trail and arrive early. If you鈥檙e the first car at the parking area, you can be sure to have the trail to yourself.
DON’T:
> Skip bug repellent. There鈥檚 nothing worse than getting nibbled in the nethers.
> Make it weird. If you run into a group of clothed hikers, resist the urge to run away, giggle awkwardly, or hide behind a tree. Just act normal. Be polite, keep a respectful distance when passing, and offer a friendly nothing-going-on-here hello.
> Hike on weekends. Fortunately, this year鈥檚 National Nude Day falls on a Friday. Take advantage鈥攖rails tend to be more crowded on weekends.听
> Waltz through poison ivy. Ditto for thorns, poison oak, and stinging nettles. Know your enemy, keep an eye out, and squat with caution.
> Forget an emergency cover-up. If you do run into a group of clothed hikers, it can be helpful to have a bandana, wrap, or a pair of shorts you can quickly slip into. Pro tip: A fanny pack (or a ) provides quick cover in a pinch鈥攁s well as a place to stash your granola.
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