Field Notes: 50 CC of Pampering for the Skier-Stump, Stat! A peek under the rug of Aspen’s ER, where Very Important Ligaments come to be healed You want Chris Martinez to be your doctor. A youthful, bespectacled, 40-year-old specialist in emergency medicine at Aspen Valley Hospital, he invariably projects the sincere belief that your malady is the most interesting, most affecting Martinez, a Louisiana native, has a voice reminiscent of what Tom Wolfe once wrote about the hillbilly inflection of test pilot Chuck Yeager: It possesses “a particular drawl, a particular folksiness, a particular down-home calmness that is so exaggerated it begins to parody itself (nevertheless! 鈥 it’s reassuring).” This is a doctor who hates pets, but who once let I’ve arranged to spend the weekend between Christmas and New Year’s Day in Aspen Valley’s ER, when I figure the action, along with the number of visitors to Aspen and their average wealth, will spike sharply upward. At any time of year, treating the medical problems of Aspenites can be a rigorous exercise in “interpersonal relations,” as Martinez puts it. I see what he means If diplomacy matters, so does discretion. An emergency room like the one at Aspen Valley is a resort’s back alley, an inconspicuous place where the consequences of bad luck and trauma are tidied up, and a place the chamber of commerce and the destination’s marketing people prefer that you don’t notice. Especially in the weeks surrounding Christmas and spring break, ski-resort One administrator tried to dampen my expectations before I arrived. “It’s not like TV,” he said. “It’s really mundane. There are long stretches of boredom interrupted by rare spurts of panic 鈥 lots of knees and shoulders, followed by someone who hit a tree.” He was right, of course, but if I had tried to visit five days later he would have probably barred my access to the Kennedy was brought into the Aspen Valley ER at 4:51 P.M. Until then, it had been a day pretty much like the others I spent there that week 鈥 a few cases of the flu and a hectic succession of sprained thumbs, blown-out knees, separated shoulders. Late afternoon is the busiest time of day; one doc refers to it as “the testosterone hours,” when muscle fatigue, hangovers, Half an hour earlier, a 16-year veteran of the Aspen Ski Patrol named Michael Ferrara had taken the call from the dispatcher: unconscious male at phone 312. Within four minutes, Ferrara and his team arrived at the scene and began treating the victim, a man in his late thirties who had sustained a severe head injury. After Ferrara had cleared Kennedy’s airway, stabilized his Kennedy’s accident was what medical professionals call a “skier versus tree,” sometimes shortened to “skier-tree.” Aspen sees about a half-dozen skier-trees a year that result in major head trauma, and another dozen from skier-rocks, skier-chairlift pylons, skier-snow, and skier-skiers. One or two die from such collisions at Aspen each year, a typical figure for major ski Like Sonny Bono, who hit a tree at South Lake Tahoe a week later, Kennedy was statistically on the older side for a trauma fatality. (Most are between the ages of 18 and 26.) Apart from that, and the odd coincidence that both victims were celebrities, their deaths were textbook ordinary. To quote from one 1996 study: A typical skier death involves “an experienced male running Actually, Aspen is a great place to get seriously hurt, although the tourist brochures are not about to tell you this. (“Your catastrophic-injury needs can be handled at our fine emergency room…”) Not only will you be treated to the unfailing hospitality of someone like Dr. Martinez, you will experience the kind of sophisticated, high-tech care you might expect at a much Dr. Bud Glismann, the director of Aspen Valley’s Emergency Department, is not just stating the obvious when he tells me that “this is not your typical inner-city hospital.” Except for the mishaps that befall them while they’re out having strenuous fun, people who occupy Aspen’s peculiar demographic niche tend to be unusually healthy and peace-loving. The last homicide in Aspen
The waiting room and hallways of Aspen Valley’s ER do not look particularly impressive 鈥 nothing, for example, like the posh decor at the new 77,000-square-foot Aspen Club spa, where patrons spend up to $415 per day to work out, detoxify, hydro-massage, herbal-wrap, deep-cleanse, and coif themselves, or perhaps take skiing or snowboarding lessons indoors on an inclined carpeted treadmill. In fact, Aspen Valley looks the same as countless other small-town public hospitals, with its 1970s corn-chowder-yellow walls, its avocado Formica nurses’ station, and its pallid, chipped linoleum floors. The difference becomes clear behind the closed doors, where you find the multimillion-dollar CT and MRI scanners, the telenetworked computers, and numerous monitors, each showing a different slice of someone’s brain. Two days after Christmas, snow on the mountain is thin and firm; by early afternoon, fallen skiers and snowboarders suffering various degree of contusion, concussion, fracture, and exsanguination are strewn around the ER like wreckage left in the wake of a carnival. Just past the suture room is the X-ray light box, where Martinez and the orthopedists on call examine a quick “How long have y’all been in town?” Martinez asks. Neither boy speaks much English, so Martinez retrieves a rubber skeleton. He presses a rubber bone and then points to the corresponding place on the boy’s shoulder. Speaking slowly, he tells his patient, “You’ll need to wear a sling. A sling.” The teenagers nod gravely and Martinez moves on. Patients in the ER rotate like the heavens: early Saturday evening, the skiers start to give way to the black eyes, chest pains, and acute intoxications. (Of 139 patients who came to the ER during the 48 hours of my visit, only half had been injured on the mountain.) Other patients have bad colds, some have been in car wrecks (locals call the icy highway to Aspen “Killer 82”), Sunday morning starts out quiet, and the ER staff ebbs and flows near the nurses’ station. Between ambulance runs, ski patroller Ferrara tells us about his recent bout of acute mountain sickness while attempting to climb a 7,000-meter peak in Nepal. A young first-year physician, Scott Gallagher, walks over to describe what seems to have been yesterday’s biggest headache: He was Talk turns to the holiday crowds, to the need for caffeine, and inevitably to recent patients with the most gruesome stories and wildest etiologies. A skier-stump arrived the other day with six broken ribs and a collapsed lung. Another skier-stump shattered her knee, and then there was the guy who was just airlifted to Grand Junction. “Was that a skier-skier?” one of nurses asks. “No,” someone replies, “that was a skier-snow.” Just how dangerous are skiing and snowboarding? Ask a ski company executive, and you’re unlikely to find out. Denver Post writer Mark Obmascik tried for a year to get the Colorado ski industry and then the U.S. Forest Service, which leases ski acreage to resorts, to cough up injury statistics. They wouldn’t budge. “It’s a basic consumer issue,” Obmascik argues. “We ought to “The skiing company is a business, and they’re a private business, so they’re not required to release any information,” says Tom Walsh, an Aspen paramedic and county coroner. When I spoke to one Vail Mountain official, she said, “I’d love to tell you our statistics, but I can’t. I’ve been told it’s a huge liability risk.” But injury studies do exist, and they point to two clear truths: Skier and snowboarder fatalities are quite rare, but skier and snowboarder injuries are disturbingly common. On average, only three to four skiers per million will die 鈥 0.69 deaths per million “skier visits,” as it is commonly quantified. “Skiing is at least three times safer than bicycling in terms of These statistics seem borne out on Sunday afternoon, when Martinez does four ACL exams in a row. “Did you hear a pop when you fell?” he asks a very tan woman from California. She nods. He places one hand behind her calf and another supporting her thigh, and then tugs forward. Her lower leg just keeps sliding out from the knee like an opening drawer. Martinez release his hold The Aspen ER sees about a thousand ACL ruptures per season, and the hospital will surgically repair about half of them. On hardpack days, people are more likely to actually fracture something, and a steady stream of broken wrists and tibias comes through the glass doors from the ambulance bay. In general, women are more likely to suffer ACL injuries; men, more likely to bang up “Your average person, they don’t realize how dangerous this sport is,” Martinez remarks, “and maybe it’s good that they don’t.” Characteristically, he hastens to add, “What I like people to know is I’m here to take care of them.” The studies and the statistics summon up a disquieting thought. Next time you’re on the slopes, look around. On a busy day, Aspen’s ski patrols will send between 30 and 50 of your fleece-clad fellows to the ER. As Ferrara tells me during some downtime in the radio room, that injury rate is comparable to the national average of about two per 1,000 skier/snowboarder days. (These When Ferarra’s beeper goes off, he rushes away, pausing for a moment to introduce me to Dr. William Rodman. Rodman is the hospital’s trauma surgeon (he will be called in to run the show when Michael Kennedy is brought to Aspen Valley’s ER three days hence), and he was the doctor responsible for making the hospital a certified Level 3 trauma center, the only resort facility in Rodman, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Garrison Keillor, takes Ferrara’s seat in the radio room and hands me a stack of material on head injuries. It turns out he’s on a crusade to make us all wear helmets, and he hastens to explain why. Rodman describes your brain this way: Picture a head of cauliflower, wrapped in cellophane and then bagged in brown paper. Most head injuries involve minor concussions, a rough jostling of the cauliflower; but sometimes contusions (bruises) occur in the cauliflower itself or near the brown bag, causing swelling and bleeding. If it’s bad enough, you’ll need to be essentially A snowboarder himself, Rodman tells me he always wears a helmet. His wife and two kids also snowboard, and they wear helmets, too. “We saw 137 serious head injuries in here last year,” he says. “For every other gravity sport you can tick off 鈥 mountain biking, hang gliding, parasailing, rock climbing 鈥 you wear helmets. It’s common sense.” Within 72 hours, of course, powerful evidence supporting Rodman’s mild-mannered argument will arrive in the form of Michael Kennedy’s fatal injury.
My last afternoon in the ER, a snowboarder-snow comes in on a stretcher. Mike Still, a local 17-year-old, passed out after banging his head during a jump in the snowboarding park. When he came to a few minutes later, he couldn’t remember what had happened or what day it was. Martinez handles the case. After examining Still and checking his X rays, Martinez pulls up a stool to have a heart-to-heart with Mike. “Well, looks like you’re OK,” he says soothingly. “But some new studies have just come out showing that concussions are cumulative. That means each one takes a bit more to recover from. I want you to wear a helmet from now on.” Mike nods, still a bit dazed. I wonder how much of this conversation he’ll remember, and a few weeks later, I call him up and ask him. Mike tells me that he feels great, that he never even got a bump, and that he’s been back on the jumps course for weeks. “So are you wearing a helmet now?” I ask, already knowing the answer. “Nah,” he chuckles awkwardly. “They’re too sweaty.” Martinez should probably have figured as much, even as he was dispensing his advice. After all, Martinez told me he didn’t wear a helmet when he snowboards or climbs. In fact, my informal weekend survey seemed to indicate that the population most likely to require emergency medical care in Aspen are the emergency doctors themselves. Dr. Steve Ayers was visibly limping after At three in the morning, when there is a lull between a flu case and a woman whose infected fingernail needs to be pulled off, Martinez takes a break in his cubicle office and gulps down a sandwich while regaling me with the story of how rock climbing changed his life: It made him realize he didn’t want be a doctor in private practice. “Those guys have no life,” he says. “I Besides, he says, such pursuits serve him well, for he likens the rigors of extreme sports to emergency medicine. They provide a model of both alertness and doggedness that will serve him well throughout the craziness of the coming week and throughout the remainder of a long icy season. Tomorrow, once again, there will be 20,000 people up on the slopes, traveling downhill at 30 Florence Williams wrote about Greenpeace in the November 1997 issue of 国产吃瓜黑料. Illustration by Anastasia Vasilakis |
Field Notes: 50 CC of Pampering for the Skier-Stump, Stat!
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