Why the oil is gone and where it went doesn鈥檛 matter, nor are we going to bother with the socio-economic Mad Max-meets-Soylent Green style chaos this would undoubtedly cause. This is make-believe; all that matters is that there鈥檚 no more and there never will be.
Among the cascade of things this would impact, the one you would most immediately notice is the end of vehicles: no one will ever turn the key on a combustion engine again. , so you鈥檙e likely to notice the difference.
We鈥檙e going to need to replace the car, at least in the short term.
Now, imagine if what we replaced them with was goats.
OK, yes鈥搕hat sounds stupid, but you know what鈥檚 also stupid? Expecting a silver bullet fix for the climate crisis.
Even as and waves, and the than the rest of the planet, we continue to spew climate-changing emissions into the atmosphere . In the last 100 years, we鈥檝e developed nuclear power, antibiotics, and gene editing, and yet we behave as if we are incapable of dreaming up anything beyond the present鈥攖hat鈥檚 what鈥檚 really stupid here. We refuse to seek solutions鈥攖hey鈥檙e too costly, too inconvenient, too slow鈥攃hoosing instead what some , and call 鈥渃limate doomism,鈥 the belief that there鈥檚 nothing we can do to stop climate change or the looming climate collapse. This supreme apathy, which essentially amounts to patiently waiting for a steadily approaching apocalypse or a miraculous deus ex machina resolution, has been touted by (often upper鈥揷lass, straight, white cis-male) writers like and is not only utterly useless鈥攊t鈥檚 logically and ethically unsound.
If we鈥檙e all truly well and doomed and the climate apocalypse is impossible to stop, then doing nothing is exactly as futile as doing something. As in , in which the philosopher Blaise Pascal claims even if you don鈥檛 believe a god exists, you鈥檙e better off behaving as if one does, just in case you鈥檙e wrong, I argue that under 鈥渄oomed鈥 conditions such as these, doing something is empirically more practical than nothing.
So just sit tight and play this little game, because what we鈥檙e doing right now is imagining.

So: goats.
In addition to being smart, hardy, and cute as hell, people . For our purposes, goats are superior to horses or cattle: their smaller size makes them easier to handle (less likely to smoosh you into fine paste) and require less food and space. Although not as strong as horses, goats can pull as much 鈥. While goats vary in size by sex and breed, males from the larger breeds can get up to 200鈥撯損ounds. That鈥檚 a lot of pulling power for an animal that could comfortably sleep in the average garage.
Put together a cart: seats, wheels, an enclosure to keep you dry when it rains, a little battery for lights, and even a phone charger. Say it weighs 100 pounds鈥斺攁nd one or two happy, healthy, bug-eyed goat buddies could pull you and your stuff around in your very own goat powered go-kart (GoGo Goat Kart鈥損atent pending).
Again, it鈥檚 very silly. So why bother thinking about this? For one thing, because it鈥檚 fun. For another, because it demonstrates something immensely important and often overlooked about the tremendous importance and power of imaginative thinking: When you sub out goats for fossil fuels, you鈥檙e not simply solving an imagined transportation issue; you can鈥檛 stop the thought experiment there, because a collapse the problem proposed doesn鈥檛 exist in a silo鈥攏or does mass extinction, ocean acidification or microplastics鈥攊t鈥檚 part of a system. The effects aren鈥檛 contained, they鈥檙e cascading.
In this system, there鈥檚 no more oil, but all the infrastructure for a system that relies on it is still in place: without oil, we don鈥檛 have the same food, power, or supply chains we鈥檙e used to. Even in our imagined world in which we replace cars with goats, suburbs and urban sprawl aren鈥檛 realistic distances to travel, so people move in closer together. Suddenly, you have lots of unused space: parking lots get torn up to become goat yards and barns, goats turn scrub grass into meat, milk, fiber, fertilizer, and power.
In this scenario, you鈥檝e changed not only the way people move, but also how space is used, how people congregate, what they eat and where it comes from. Through a simple act of imagination, the whole system is up-ended. This imagined world doesn鈥檛 look at all like the one we have now.
What if that鈥檚 how it has to be? What if the problem we are facing is not that we can鈥檛 鈥渇ix鈥 the climate crisis, but that we aren鈥檛 willing to imagine a world different from this one, a world still beautiful and rewarding and advancing, but just not the one we thought we鈥檇 have?
Things are, indeed, very bad right now, and maybe yes, it鈥檚 true that we can鈥檛 continue on, as species, the way we have been as the climate crisis progresses. But maybe that鈥檚 good.
Maybe now is the time to imagine something new, even something better.
Maybe imagining solutions will lead to a lot of dead ends, a lot stupid ideas, a lot of failures, a lot of GoGo Goat Karts鈥揵ut maybe that鈥檚 how things get done.
Maybe imagining something new, even something silly, in the face of such terrifying odds is an essential act of radical and defiant joy, rooted in hope for the future.