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Here鈥檚 everything we鈥檙e bad at鈥攁nd why we still won鈥檛 give it up.
Here鈥檚 everything we鈥檙e bad at鈥攁nd why we still won鈥檛 give it up. (Photo: Cameron Spencer/Getty)
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We’re Bad at These Sports, but We’re Not Giving Up

Being a beginner (or just perpetually mediocre) doesn't mean you should quit

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Here鈥檚 everything we鈥檙e bad at鈥攁nd why we still won鈥檛 give it up.
(Photo: Cameron Spencer/Getty)

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There鈥檚 something beautiful about being a beginner. The learning curve for any new sport can be intimidatingly steep, but progressing from total rookie to somewhat competent usually聽comes a lot quicker than graduating from intermediate to expert. Even if that progress never happens, it鈥檚 good to stay humble, get out of your comfort zone, and try new things. Here are all the ways we鈥檙e still getting after it,聽even if we鈥檒l never be that great.

Mountain Biking

Despite an implicit distrust of wheeled things, especially at speed, once or twice a year I break out my cheap hardtail, pump up the tires, and drag myself out to a mellow local trail system. I usually make it a few very slow聽white-knuckled miles before deciding I鈥檝e had enough. I鈥檓 not sure聽why I haven鈥檛 gotten rid of my bike yet. Maybe it鈥檚 the fact that trying something I鈥檓 awful at gives me an excuse to feel accomplished. When I鈥檓 decent at a sport, I鈥檓 pretty hard on myself. I don鈥檛 stop to congratulate myself after a routine six-mile run or day at the crag; instead, I think about how I could go faster or in better style. But there鈥檚 never anything routine about mountain biking. I know I鈥檓 terrible at it, so every moment I鈥檓 not on the ground or in tears is reason to celebrate.聽

鈥擜riella Gintzler, assistant editor

Cycling

My dad was a semiprofessional cyclist,聽and was even featured in 国产吃瓜黑料 in 2004, but I didn鈥檛聽inherit聽those genes. I have always loved to bike, but as a kid I was so much more invested in my sparkly聽tassel handlebars and sick bumblebee helmet than I ever was in actually going anywhere. I can鈥檛 say I ever really made peace with the cycling gods, but recently I got an awesome bike from local Santa Fe bike co-op , and I鈥檝e been riding to work every day since. I鈥檓 definitely sporting a lot more pedal-induced shin injuries, but I feel pretty cool riding around town鈥攁nd that鈥檚 what really matters, right?

鈥擪yra Kennedy, photo editor

Swimming

At least once a year I get sidelined from my preferred sport and find myself, like clockwork, back in a musty locker room, wrestling with a too-tight one-piece and foggy goggles. I dropped out of swim team at age 11, when聽I had to practice with the ten-year-olds聽because I couldn鈥檛 figure out how聽to flip turn. I took a decade-long hiatus after that. To be fair, I don鈥檛 hate swimming. Lap swim聽feels meditative and refreshing, especially since water is scarce in New Mexico. But I am really bad at it. I鈥檓 slow, my form is poor, and I always lose count of my laps. I never did learn聽to do a flip turn鈥攖hat level of underwater coordination (so close to a concrete wall!) still eludes me鈥攂ut something about going easy on my joints and getting out of my element feels totally worth my time.

鈥 Abbie Barronian, assistant editor

Running

I鈥檓 probably one of the slowest runners you鈥檒l ever meet. I used to really beat myself up about it, but when I signed up for my first ultra a couple of years ago, I discovered that, while I鈥檓 not great at speed, I sure can suffer. So now, instead of trying to go fast, I focus on going far. I鈥檒l probably never win a race, but there鈥檚 something satisfying about crossing a finish line after covering a distance I didn鈥檛 know I was physically capable of not too long ago.

鈥擜bigail Wise, online managing editor

I love running, but my legs just don鈥檛 seem to want to run. After the first brisk quarter mile, I inevitably slow down to more of a shuffle walk. At about a half-mile, my knees feel like they鈥檙e collapsing into my ankles, which are rolling around too much, and then I sprain one of them. From there I usually hobble home with plenty of endorphins but not anywhere near the mileage I was hoping for. Can someone teach me how to run?

鈥擲amantha Yadron, editorial production聽fellow

Surfing

I insist on trying to surf almost every time I鈥檓 near the ocean. Sometimes I take a lesson, sometimes I just rent a board and a wetsuit for a day. Sometimes I manage to catch a few waves, and sometimes I just flail around in the water for a couple of hours. On my last attempt, in San Diego this winter, I found I wasn鈥檛 strong enough to even paddle out to the break, which was pretty humbling. But hey, I live in landlocked New Mexico, so it鈥檚 not like I get a lot of opportunities to practice this thing. I鈥檒l keep trying聽whenever I can, because surfing gives me a reason to stay in the water for hours at a time鈥攁nd stokes my endless fascination with the sea.

鈥擲vati Narula, associate social media editor

I love the meditative element of surfing, but聽sadly, my surf style looks anything but peaceful. I鈥檓 usually getting thrashed by waves, and if I catch one (and it isn鈥檛 a crumbling mass of whitewater), you鈥檒l probably be able to see my limbs flailing from the beach. But I keep paddling out, because another wave will always come. That is, after all, the wisdom you can glean from surfing… right?

鈥擩eremy Rellosa, assistant editor

Climbing

A few months ago, I started going to Santa Fe鈥檚 local rock-climbing gym. The experience taught me two things: one, I have absolutely no upper-body strength (OK, that one I kinda knew), and two, as soon as I get more than two feet above the ground on a bouldering problem, my mind goes into full lockdown mode, with the only goal to get to solid ground as fast as possible. Thankfully, a few weeks ago, I got belayed certified. I鈥檓 still capital-H聽horrible at the sport, but I like that it takes me out of my comfort zone鈥攁nd lets me work on my Michelle Obama arms.

鈥擪elsey Lindsey, assistant editor

Skiing

I grew up in Florida and would never have gotten into skiing had my job at 国产吃瓜黑料 not provided the gear and exceedingly kind, expert-skier coworkers to get me to try it. I was surprised to find that as soon as you鈥檙e able to stay upright most of the time, skiing is fun no matter how bad you are.聽It鈥檚 hard not to whoop when you鈥檙e zooming downhill, even if your zoom is a little on the slower side. And even if progress means shakily making it down a tree run without crying, it鈥檚 pretty exciting to watch myself get better. Plus, most skiers I鈥檝e spent time with are so nice that it鈥檚 hard to get stuck in a bad mood. I still hide behind my Florida excuse many days, but I鈥檇 like to think I鈥檓 owning it a little more by advertising my signature survival-skiing move, the Florida Snowplow (it鈥檚 just pizza-ing really hard, but still). Feel free to spread the term around.

鈥擡rin Berger, senior editor

I was in middle school when I first tried skiing,聽on a family trip to Rocking Horse Ranch in upstate New York. My dad, brother, and I grabbed rental planks and boots and tried getting up the bunny hill via the towrope, but I kept falling down, unable to keep my balance or the skis straight. All the attendant did was shout, 鈥淗old on to the rope!鈥 Right, thanks. I swore off the sport for a while after that. But now that I work in an office full of ripping skiers鈥攚here I hear the telltale crinkling of ski pants as people roll in late on a powder day鈥擣OMO is getting the better of me. I鈥檝e been taking lessons and am thinking of investing in a season pass next year. Hopefully, instead of wiping out on the bunny hill, I can french fry my way down the slopes with the big boys and girls.

鈥擶ill Egensteiner, senior editor

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