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They might not want to get their arms all swole doing manual labor.
They might not want to get their arms all swole doing manual labor. (Photo: GrapeImages/iStock)

Trail Runners Are Lazy Parasites

They're exploding in numbers and having a massive impact on our favorite trails, yet the short-shorts crowd almost never pitches in when it comes to trail work

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They might not want to get their arms all swole doing manual labor.
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贰诲颈迟辞谤蝉鈥聽note: This column generated an enormous reaction, with many readers writing in to contest the central premise and others letting us know they were offended by the tone. We have since published a response by writer Stephanie Case that you can read聽here.听

No, that headline isn鈥檛 just for clicks. Trail runners really are lazy parasites. Deadbeats, even.

Allow me to explain.

Nationally, nobody keeps a good tab on exactly who turns out on volunteer trail-work days to install water bars, build steps, reroute switchbacks, and replant vegetation. But here鈥檚 what we do know: trail running is booming鈥攊ts number of participants more than doubled from 2007 to 2017. According to the , there are now more trail runners鈥攏ine million and counting鈥攖han there are off-road bikers. A聽million more. We also know that in Colorado, where a whopping 92 percent of residents recreate outdoors, as many as 40,000 hikers and runners can be found on the trails of the more popular fourteeners聽each month of the summer.

Based on this sheer volume alone, trail advocates know that trail runners are having a major impact. Every time one steps around a puddle to keep their shoesies clean (mountain bikers tend to ride through puddles), they鈥檙e widening the trail. This happens a step at a time, multiplied by tens of thousands of steps, until it turns singletrack into a six-foot-wide sidewalk. With every edging action around聽a curve聽or skid聽on a steep descent, trail runners are moving dirt and聽extruding roots and rocks. Hell, every time they take a leak鈥攁gain, when multiplied by thousands鈥攖hey鈥檙e killing native plants. Solo trail runners鈥攍ike solo cyclists, hikers, and even the occasional horse鈥攁re low impact. Nine million trail runners are a different story.

In other words, trail runners are now just like the rest of us. But anecdotally at least, when compared to mountain bikers and hikers, trail runners are the least likely to volunteer to build and maintain trails. Anna Zawisza, director of community relations and strategic partnership with (VOC), the state鈥檚 oldest and largest organizer of trail crews, ranks trail-runner turnout right down there with public-trail-riding equestrians, which, to be fair to the horse people, constitute a niche group compared to the scrawny Forrest Gump set. Even in the few communities where trail runners are active with trail work, they routinely show up less than other groups. You can see this if you ever work on a trail. I鈥檓 no star volunteer, but in the half dozen or so times I鈥檝e gotten out and swung a McLeod or a Pulaski, I haven鈥檛 met a single trail runner. But among the throngs of mountain bikers, I have met hikers, horse folk, dog walkers, and bird watchers on Colorado鈥檚 multi-use trails. Even the trail-running boosters I talked to bemoaned the lack of turnout of their own kind.

Solo trail runners鈥攍ike solo cyclists, hikers, and even the occasional horse鈥攁re low impact. Nine million trail runners are a different story.

Part of the reason for this is that trail runners don鈥檛 have a national trail-advocacy group. There鈥檚 no equivalent of the International Mountain Bicycling Association (IMBA) organizing chapters and funneling resources and bodies鈥700,000 volunteer hours in 2016鈥攁t projects. Well, to be precise, there was one. A mysterious outfit called Run Wild launched in 2017 with lofty goals, but now it鈥檚 and its hasn鈥檛 been updated in two years. That鈥檚 too bad, because the trails need it. Though three out of four Coloradans identify as conservationists, only聽 (another study claims 3 percent, but that鈥檚 dubious). In a typical year, VOC counts 5,000 volunteer work days. That might sound like a lot, but even if that number portrayed 5,000 individuals (and it doesn鈥檛; lots of folks volunteer for multiple days), it would represent less than a thousand people for every million Coloradans that recreate outdoors. It鈥檚 not enough. 鈥淲e have 39,000 miles of trail in Colorado,鈥 says Zawisza, 鈥渁nd we鈥檙e adding to that total every year. On a good year, VOC touches 30 miles.鈥

As a former Coloradan, I鈥檓 not picking on the state. Colorado鈥檚 volunteer turnout is likely better than the national average. Nor, despite my ribbing, am I hating on the blister-adverse trail-running crew, with its聽weird little utility belts and tank tops. I may have to revise my calculations after this column comes out, but I count a number of trail runners as friends. I鈥檒l admit, though, that I am a bit mystified by trail runners. And I鈥檓 not alone. IMBA聽executive director Dave Wiens, who founded the nondenominational聽group long before taking the helm of the聽association, says that聽for mountain bikers, trail work 鈥渋s a social experience that ends with brats and beers. But from what I can tell, trail runners aren鈥檛 into the beers-and-brats part.鈥 It鈥檚 also true that one maniac trail runner allegedly in Golden, Colorado, in 2017, and more recently, another choked out a mountain lion. But I won鈥檛 paint them all with the crazy brush.

To really understand why mountain bikers are gung ho volunteers and trail runners are lazy parasites, it helps to look at the origins of the two sports.

Mountain bikers came on the scene in force in the 1980s. Castigated and labeled as outlaws, they were banned from many existing trail networks. Only later did research prove that 聽(and that both shoes and tires are way less destructive than horse hooves). Still, it took decades of advocacy and trail work to change the public鈥檚 opinion and prove that mountain bikes belong on our public lands. This effort remains a work in progress.

If we鈥檙e speaking openly here, mountain bikers would be OK with fewer hikers, runners, and horses walking up the downhills, which is why mountain bikers want to build more trails鈥攖o spread out the crowds. For these reasons, and also bratwurst and beer, trail work is part of mountain-bike culture. Minus the beer, pretty much every high school mountain-bike聽race team in the National Interscholastic Cycling Association (NICA) does trail work. Freeriders do it. Cross-country聽racers do it. Trail riders do it. Downhillers do it. Old guys that get fat in winter also throw down. 鈥淭rail work is part community outreach for us,鈥 says Wiens. 鈥淚t鈥檚 also true that the trail itself is essential to our experience. We say things like, 鈥楾hat was a good trail鈥 or聽鈥楾hat was a bad trail.鈥欌

Trail runners, on the other hand, don鈥檛 have much of a birth story. No 聽monkeying around with old Schwinns. No access problems, no vigilantes laying booby traps for them. People were running on trails long before trail shoes were a thing. Nobody told them they couldn鈥檛 do it then, and nobody is telling them they can鈥檛 do it now. And while, like mountain bikers, runners can inadvertently sneak up behind hikers and spook them, they rarely get the same dirty looks. Even the social dynamics of trail running are different than those of mountain biking. 鈥淗istorically, ultrarunners and most trail runners were a little more self-sustained,鈥 says Brett Sublett, owner of the Durango Running Company, in Colorado. 鈥淧eople got into that solo mindset and kind of assumed they were the only people out there running. And that鈥檚 still a big part of what attracts people initially. But with the popularity of trail running, that鈥檚 changing. We used to get ten people to a group run, now we get 30 to 40. There鈥檚 a much stronger trail-running community.鈥

Which gets us to today. Nine million trail runners and counting, yet a widely held belief鈥攊f an unproven one, as聽most trail crews don鈥檛 ask too many questions鈥攖hat they have the lowest turnout among the core user groups when it comes to trail maintenance. But here鈥檚 some good news: that鈥檚 changing. The most storied ultrarunning events have long required that racers complete volunteer trail days. Today, dozens of smaller events are following that lead,聽with many offering聽more lottery-style entry chances to volunteers. In Colorado, VOC is actively trying to recruit such folk by posting flyers at the Cheyenne Mountain Trail Race. Meanwhile, Nancy Hobbs, founder and executive director of the , is promoting trail work on her organization鈥檚聽site and actively directing runners to volunteer opportunities. (The association聽also plugs an activity called 鈥減logging,鈥 which聽involves stopping to pick up trash from trails as you jog. Not sure why it needs a name.)聽Sublett, of the Durango Running Company, requires that the Fort Lewis College kids he helps coach perform聽at least one day of trail work a year.听These types of initiatives, especially with the race entries, seem to be gaining traction.

Pretty much every high school mountain-bike聽race team in the National Interscholastic Cycling Association (NICA) does trail work. Freeriders do it. Cross-country聽racers do it. Trail riders do it. Downhillers do it. Old guys that get fat in winter also throw down.

Durango is also home to , a trail-maintenance nonprofit founded 30 years ago on the idea of engaging with all nonmotorized users. Its聽numbers suggest that it鈥檚 working. According to Mary Monroe Brown, the group鈥檚 executive director, Trail 2000鈥檚 volunteers break down as follows: 40 percent mountain bikers, 35 percent hikers, and 25 percent trail runners. 鈥淧eople who mountain bike here also trail run and dog walk,鈥 says Monroe Brown. 鈥淎nd the Durango Running Club and the Durango Running Company have helped create a culture where there鈥檚 a direct correlation between running and trail work. People that are driven enough to live in Durango have an outdoor ethic and tend not to develop that protectionist attitude, that this is my trail and I need to protect my experience. We should be taking the high road and working together.鈥

Still more promising? Little Missoula, Montana, is home to what is (as near as I can tell) the nation鈥檚 only dedicated advocacy group organized to get trail runners out doing trail work. It鈥檚 called the (MTC), and to date it has聽adopted trails, purchased land, moved trailheads, and performed all manner of maintenance with hundreds of volunteers, some of whom get out for at least three trail days each summer. Sometimes the MTC works on pedestrian-only trails. Sometimes it聽sends volunteers to to help with multi-use paths. It doesn鈥檛 matter much to them. 鈥淎 lot of people get into trail running from a fitness or a road-running background,鈥 says MTC cofounder Jimmy Grant. 鈥淭hey don鈥檛 all have that mountain ethic. We wanted to serve as a model for other groups. You get more personally invested in your running and your town when you get your hands dirty.鈥

So there you have it. Signs of progress. But will trail runners outside of chill towns like Durango and Missoula get the message? Tough to say. They might not want to get their arms all swole聽doing manual labor. But I hope so, if only because, if that happens, then the trail-running and mountain-biking communities can shame the hikers into stepping up as well. Call me snitty, but there are 45 million of those lazy parasites.

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