Pandemic climbing stories came first. Stop-and-go traffic at Joshua Tree, people flocking to Bishop, California, for all-day bouldering at the Buttermilks and then beers at the brewery. Next up, an American surfer in Costa Rica violated a beach听closure only to get with a twitchy trigger finger. Not long after that,听some random stand-up paddleboarder in Malibu noticed that widespread civic responsibility鈥攆ellow citizens听doing their part by staying home鈥攍eft the waves uncrowded, so he paddled out and caught a few until police in a powerboat cornered and .听
The truth is, I get it.
The great tonic of outdoor sports lies in precisely what we all need right now鈥攆low, escape from one鈥檚 own haunted mind, communion with the eternal. At a time when every other human threatens to infect us, it鈥檚 only natural to seek solitude on open ground. No wonder Southern Californians coped with parking-lot closures by hiking and biking miles to quality surf spots like San Onofre and Trestles. There鈥檚 something downright sane about heading outside, doing what we love, and keeping healthy.
Plus, it鈥檚 cultural鈥攐r听should I say听countercultural. Surfing and climbing both went mainstream in the mid-to-late 1950s, when postwar conformity became so oppressive that young Americans craved authentic experiences and lifestyles less consumed by keeping up with the Joneses. , the 1968 Zapruder film of our entire听contemporary听outdoor culture, follows four California buddies鈥Patagonia founder Yvon Chouinard among them鈥攊n a van, spurning the straight and narrow for an epic surf/ski/climb road trip clear to Argentina.听In the sixties, hard-partying New York rock听climbers known as the Vulgarians got laughs by ascending big cliffs while stark naked. Yosemite hardmen (and women) made a stand-alone sport out of dodging听park听rangers听to live on the cheap in caves and cars, surviving听on abandoned cafeteria leftovers while plotting first ascents. In the early seventies, when President Richard Nixon used his home in San Clemente as the Western White听House鈥攖hink Mar-a-Lago鈥攖he Secret Service banned surfing nearby. To this day, the surfers who defied that ban听and got chased by military police听remain legendary. Flouting the law is in our blood.
Outdoor adventure sports cultivate admirable individualism and free-thinking pursuit of good times,听but they can also make us a wee selfish, overly focused on private pleasure.
Hollywood still milks that outlaw image in blockbusters like Vin Diesel鈥檚 XXX series and the Robin Hood thieves of Point Break remakes鈥攆ree-solo climbing, big-wave surfing, wingsuit flying, international bank robbery. That tradition likewise remains undead in the pleasure we all get from real-world exploits of modern听elite athletes. Capitalist consumer culture will always teach that life鈥檚 deepest purpose lies in the endless boring toil for money, with a close second place going to the expenditure of that money on ever more possessions, necessitating further toil. So when Alex Honnold free-solos El Cap, or when Keala Kennelly charges a death-or-glory barrel at Teahupoo, everybody else gets a vicarious thrill from watching somebody risk death just to feel what it鈥檚 like to be alive.
For those of us dedicated to tamer versions of these pursuits, the spurning of expectation brings so much happiness that we don鈥檛 just think it鈥檚 smart to break society鈥檚 rules now and then鈥攚e know that it鈥檚 vital to the well-lived life. But all cultures have weaknesses, often on the flip side of their strengths. Think about听New York, the epicenter of America鈥檚 outbreak. The city听gets much of its cultural magnificence from the unfussy willingness of locals to squeeze through crowded sidewalks and subway cars, holding the same handrails and breathing the same air as everybody else. Unfortunately, while that鈥檚 great for sowing a sense of common humanity, it also turns out to be great for spreading a virus.
In our case, outdoor adventure sports cultivate admirable individualism and free-thinking pursuit of good times,听but they can also make us a wee selfish, overly focused on private pleasure. Everybody knows by now that the crowds of young urban climbers driving to the eastern Sierra doubtless included a few asymptomatic carriers of this novel coronavirus, potentially infecting vulnerable locals in a rural area with vanishingly few intensive-care beds. Anyone not currently living a mile underground also realizes that hospitals are so desperately inundated with the critically ill that old calculations about injury or death鈥I鈥檓 pretty sure I can stick this landing鈥攏o longer hold. When ski-resort closures sent hordes into the backcountry in early March, an avalanche near Telluride, Colorado,听left a snowboarder badly injured. The ensuing rescue brought dozens of people into dangerously close contact with one another, and the snowboarder himself wound up in an emergency room, consuming medical resources already being taxed.听
For the time being, caution equals caring. And, yes, it sucks. I was planning to climb a big wall in Yosemite this spring with my daughter鈥攐ur first together. Now the entire climbing season looks iffy. But there is consolation. Before the novel coronavirus, we burned emotional energy worrying about overcrowded national parks and climate change. Those worries will come roaring back when all this is over. For now, though, deer wander carless roads in Yosemite Valley while coyotes amble Chicago streets. Vehicle traffic in and around San Francisco, where I live, has fallen so much that normally hectic city boulevards feel downright peaceful. California skies are the clearest I鈥檝e seen in decades.
Better still, when the pandemic passes, we鈥檒l find our wildest places looking better than ever, refreshed by this much needed break from humanity.