Step inside the 29-square-foot ripstop nylon palace and say hello to your new home! The open floor plan is move-in ready, as soon as you cram it into a backpack and walk a few miles into the middle of nowhere with it. If you鈥檝e always been curious about Tiny House living, this is your chance! Like really tiny. Like if you have one other person in here that you鈥檙e not intimately involved with, it might feel a little cramped. And even if you are intimately involved with your roommate, you might experience new frontiers in body odor, theirs and yours.
This property weighs in at under four pounds, and gets wonderful morning light, as well as wonderful evening light, depending on where you set it up. Enjoy the pitter-patter of raindrops on the new rainfly inside your cozy living room/bedroom, and also potentially be awoken from your slumber by a nearby thunderstorm that, let鈥檚 face it, could shoot a bolt of lightning through the roof of this place like a hot knife through butter.
The charming twin doors can be lashed open for sunrise and sunset views, and there鈥檚 plenty of room for all your backpacks and footwear in the spacious foyer. Although it probably won鈥檛 seem as spacious when you have to crouch/squat/lunge your way out the door in a stupor in the middle of the night when you have to pee.
The adjoining kitchen and dining room have been refinished with rock countertops and reclaimed wood benches, with plenty of seats for your next dinner party. All the bathrooms are brand-new鈥攁s in, every time you go to the bathroom, it鈥檚 in a new spot. As in, dig a new hole, shit in it, and bury it. And then repeat next time.
Don鈥檛 like the idea of spending your weekends mowing the lawn? The beautifully xeriscaped front and back yards, also known as 鈥渘ature,鈥 require zero watering or maintenance.
Schedule a showing today and picture yourself here鈥攖his opportunity won鈥檛 last! Also, if you鈥檙e not careful, the mesh on the doors, walls and ceiling won鈥檛 last either, so try to minimize your oafishness around here.