The best heroes in our pop culture tend to save the day not by brute strength alone, but by employing their quick wits between blows. Think James Bond, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, or聽MacGyver. These are cultured warriors, always ready for a fight but never eager for one.聽
滨苍听聽retired Navy SEAL Clint Emerson molds the cultured warrior trope into something more belligerent: a ruthlessly pragmatic role model he calls 鈥渢he Violent Nomad,鈥 who avoids gun fights and car chases to preserve his strength, rather than his honor.
Deadly Skills bears many similarities, both in theme and aesthetic, to 1999鈥檚 The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook, by Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht鈥攁ll the way down to both books鈥 field guide-style rounded corners and simple but evocative illustrations, reminiscent of an old Boy Scout Handbook. That could bode well for Deadly Skills, since its spiritual predecessor blossomed in the early 2000s into a minor multimedia phenomenon that was spun聽off into card games, calendars, a TV show, and a wide range of tongue-in-cheek 鈥渟urvival handbooks鈥 for distinctly non-fatal contexts such as college, parenting, and golf.
Where The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook and Deadly Skills part ways, however, is in the threats they prepare their readers against.聽The worst cases conjured in Piven鈥檚 and Borgenicht鈥檚 earlier book tend to pit man against nature: quicksand, earthquakes, poisonous snakes, and the like. In Deadly Skills, the danger mostly comes from other people: mass shooters, kidnappers, terrorists, and foreign governments. The result is a聽book that is less聽of a聽survival manual and comes off as more of聽neo-conservative propaganda tool.
It鈥檚 intriguing to read about the lives of Violent Nomads, but the world sure as hell doesn鈥檛 need any more of them.
As it turns out, fending off the bad guys requires a lot of MacGyver-esque creativity鈥攁nd yes, some of the 鈥渄eadly鈥 skills in this book are defensive, not offensive, rendering the title a little misleading. 鈥淚n order to remain deadly,鈥 Emerson explains聽in a chapter on how to brace oneself for a car crash (Skill #093: Survive Vehicular Impact), 鈥渁 Violent Nomad must remain safe.鈥 Some of the skills on offer truly could be fatal, as when the reader learns how to turn a fishing weight and a bandana into a weapon 鈥減owerful enough to crack a coconut and do equivalent damage to a human skull.鈥 What connects these violent how-to鈥檚 with the book鈥檚 more general-interest tips is an underlying hope that the reader will learn to think like a Violent Nomad without becoming one. An author鈥檚 note states that the book鈥檚 primary goal is to entertain, not create vigilantes. 鈥淏e deadly in spirit, but not in action,鈥 Emerson impels. And then he continues聽talking about cutting off thumbs, crushing skulls, and impaling people with screws.
In some cases, Emerson聽veers into the brutal facts of real-world espionage. 鈥淔or an operative,鈥 Emerson deadpans, 鈥渃ollecting fingerprints is frequently a postmortem scenario鈥he operative will go the most direct route: severing the target鈥檚 thumb鈥 (Skill #081: Trick Fingerprint Scanning Software). Similarly, in the event that your homemade Taser doesn鈥檛 discharge, you鈥檙e still jamming two sharp screws into a person鈥檚 body, so 鈥渂reaking the skin should injure an attacker enough for the operative to gain the upper hand and make a rapid escape.鈥 One hopes this book鈥檚 readers will never have cause to apply these deadly skills, but nonetheless they offer a fascinating glimpse into the world of shady intelligence gathering.
Emerson spent 20 years conducting special ops around the world as a Navy SEAL and NSA staffer, and聽Deadly Skills聽takes a simplistic, binary view of the world, splitting it into good guys and bad guys without pausing to consider anyone鈥檚 motivations. Emerson has clearly bought into the system.
Deadly Skills聽evinces a聽special distrust of foreign governments, which 鈥渟ometimes use Western detainees as a form of political currency.鈥 Emerson never names specific countries as particularly dangerous for Westerners, but it鈥檚 easy enough to read between the lines: for the reader hoping to assemble some makeshift body armor on the go, for instance, the reader is reminded that 鈥渆very hotel has a Bible or a Koran stashed in a bedside drawer.鈥 This special attention to the Islamic world is reinforced by Ted Slampyak鈥檚 illustrations, which frequently portray 鈥渂ad guys鈥濃搊r good guys impersonating bad guys鈥搘earing Middle Eastern keffiyeh headdresses. Emerson advises his readers to practice cultural awareness, but only enough to blend into a crowd. 鈥淚f the general population forgoes ketchup on their sandwiches or ice in their drinks, the operative will follow suit.鈥 Absent is any deeper awareness of the danger in reflexively painting the massive and diverse array of Middle Eastern cultures as the bad guys鈥especially in the case of mass shootings (Deadly Skill #073: Survive an Active Shooter), since the vast majority of such crimes in the U.S. are carried out by white men.
I found it helpful when Deadly Skills mentioned useful products by name, which would make it very easy to write a shopping list before tackling my hit list.
Also strange is Emerson鈥檚 assumption that Violent Nomads must be men. This requirement is never stated explicitly, but Emerson鈥檚 exclusive use of masculine pronouns鈥揺.g. 鈥he may assume the outward appearance of鈥 a businessman鈥蝉 he understands that terrorist groups鈥ay be targeting him鈥濃揻eels strangely dated, especially in light of recent U.S. military milestones such as the Army 聽and the Navy . Even when instructing the reader specifically to fill a tampon applicator with emergency supplies like cash and a map, Emerson seems unable to imagine anywhere to conceal this feminine product besides a man鈥檚 rectum鈥揳 maneuver helpfully illustrated with a picture of a muscular naked Nomad, bound and hooded in a gloomy cell.
At first I found it helpful when Deadly Skills mentioned useful products by name鈥揜ain-X to keep windows from fogging, a steel Zebra pen鈥檚 utility as 鈥渁n incredible makeshift stabbing tool鈥濃搘hich would make it very easy to write a shopping list before tackling my hit list. But I appreciated this name-dropping a little less when I found out that Emerson was also shilling products of his own鈥搉amely the Zero Trace line of signal-dampening electronics cases, and an app called Photo Trap that helps the user detect telltale signs of rummaging through a desk or cabinet. Both of these products are sold by personal security firm Escape the Wolf, of which Emerson is a founder and managing partner. I suppose unforced disclosure is a weakness聽in the intelligence community, but even the briefest admission of Emerson鈥檚 ties to the wares he鈥檚 hawking would have sufficed.
In sum, Deadly Skills is occasionally a fun and sometimes useful read that nonetheless reflects the shortcomings聽of the agencies in which its author was trained. It鈥檚 intriguing to read about the lives of Violent Nomads, and if governments collapse and we're all forced to become mercenaries, then this book may become a relevant tool. But God help us if we're living in that future.