I met Gideon. He鈥檚 a ten-year-old boy from Cedar Falls, Iowa. 鈥淲hen I was eight, every time I saw a dog, I needed to pet it,鈥 he told me. 鈥淪o I asked my mom, 鈥楥an I post pictures of dogs online?鈥 and she said, 鈥榃hat do you mean?鈥 And I said, 鈥業 want to post pictures of dogs online.鈥 I love dogs so much, I want them to have a little bit of fame.鈥
Two years later, the dogs are a little bit famous鈥攁nd Gideon is, too. He runs the Twitter account , which has more than聽130,000 followers at last count, and which may be, objectively, the best thing on the internet.
Gideon plays piano, drums, bells, the xylophone, and mallet percussion.聽He has a dog (the medium-size Walter, who likes belly rubs and ham) and runs a with a friend in California (they discuss things they like about Chihuahuas, such as聽their tiny heads). His first posts on Twitter, in聽April, were simple: pictures of himself meeting dogs, sometimes with little stories (鈥淪asha聽came from a litter of only two puppies, which is rare鈥). One day聽in May, he went to school in the morning and had聽100 followers and came home to find 5,000: with a few high-profile retweets, the internet had done its thing. Five months later, his account continues to grow, and he’s now met more than 600 dogs. Is there pressure聽having this many eyes watching him pet dogs? 鈥淣o pressure,鈥 Gideon says. 鈥Only happiness.鈥

Three or four times a week, Gideon goes with his mother, Rachel, and his little brother, Nigel, on dog-finding missions.聽鈥淲e find all the dogs we can get,鈥 Gideon explains. They scope out the dog park and the farmers鈥櫬爉arket, often running into old friends. But the Cedar Falls Farmers鈥櫬燤arket is closing in a few weeks, so they鈥檒l have to get extra creative. Now that they鈥檝e met all the dogs in their neighborhood, they sometimes have to drive for 30 or 40 minutes to find a new dog. When they see one, they circle back鈥斺淒o we have this dog?鈥 Gideon asks himself鈥攁nd pull over. 鈥淪ometimes the people look nervous,鈥 Gideon said, 鈥渓ike,聽Are they stalking us?鈥 But it doesn鈥檛 take long before the eager ten-year-old puts his new friends at ease. About half the time, people already recognize him. Cedar Falls is a small town, and he鈥檚 developed a reputation.
While Nigel sits in the car and reads graphic novels, Gideon asks owners a series of questions about each dog: How old is she? What鈥檚 unique about him? Do you have any funny stories?聽If it鈥檚 OK聽with the owners鈥攊n his posts, Gideon calls them caregivers鈥擱achel takes a photo, and Gideon composes a description, which he dictates to his mother. The result, as you scroll through his Twitter feed, is soothing in its familiarity. There鈥檚 Gideon, his face bright, long hair swinging as he leans toward his new friend;聽the dog鈥攁 collie or a pit bull or a flat-coated retriever鈥攇azes聽at some unseen movement;聽a聽leash extends out of the frame. As a follower, you sense the owners鈥 patient presence, just as you sense the loving parent snapping the shot.
I pet Daisy, each post begins鈥攐r Ellie听辞谤 Milo听辞谤 Mayhem. It continues: She is a six month old Chiweenie. Her favorite toy is a pig that oinks….

The rhythm is childlike鈥攁s in the best children鈥檚 books, Gideon鈥檚 feed establishes a pattern, then breaks it in surprising ways鈥攚ithout being childish, and it鈥檚 the combination of the two that makes it so compelling. Our relationships with dogs are a microcosm of human relationships, not dumbed down so much as distilled, and to glimpse the love between so many (unseen) people and their animals is to recall, in microdoses, the purest parts of human community. Folks on Twitter describe the act of reading Gideon鈥檚 posts as 鈥渟elf-care,鈥澛燽ut it鈥檚 also, in many ways, an act of witnessing and caring for each other.
The project has been transformative for Gideon, too. For instance, he never even knew what a Labradoodle was! Now he knows so many dog breeds. 鈥淚鈥檓 a little more popular,鈥 he tells聽me solemnly. 鈥淚鈥檝e met a lot of friends, like you and . I鈥檝e learned that all the people I鈥檝e met love their dog.鈥 If he could interview the dogs that he meets, rather than the people, he thinks that their stories would be about the same: 鈥淭he human that pets me and loves me is my best friend,鈥 he imagines the dogs might tell him. But he doesn鈥檛 speak Dog, so for now, he talks to the humans.
Fifth grade is a big year, and Gideon has big plans鈥攖o pet more dogs. 鈥淭here鈥檚 still tons more dogs left in Cedar Falls,鈥 he says. 鈥淚鈥檇 say maybe 50. I get to look out the window and say, Do I have that dog? That dog looks awesome.鈥
