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Why are these people beating each other senseless? Travel deep out onto the Bolivian altiplano, across the line between campesino and gringo, too far past the border between celebration and violence--and you'll still never quite find out.

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The Fist of God

Severo Guzman is strikingly handsome, well-dressed in a red jacket, white felt hat, and white wool pants. He says he thinks he is 60, but he can鈥檛 be over 45. I鈥檓 meeting him in an onion patch, escorted here by an intermediary, because it is the only way I can talk to him.

He is a campesino, a peasant. In this remote river valley, cut deep into the Bolivian altiplano, he works white people鈥檚 land. And every year he walks into their town鈥擲an Pedro de Buenavista鈥攖o pay off his patrones in sacks of corn and fresh-killed meat, to enjoy its Catholic feast day, and to beat other campesinos bloody.

Severo fights the ritual battle called tinku. It is full-force combat; sometimes people die. Although it takes place alongside Catholic celebrations, tinku is an ancient festival, one that no outsider has come to understand. For days, I鈥檝e been trying to get someone鈥攁 fighter, someone who knows鈥攖o explain it. But the campesinos in the market, the indigenous Quechuas and Aymaras, stare right through me. Lots of them don鈥檛 speak Spanish, and I don鈥檛 know Quechua or Aymara. And on top of language is history, a history of conquest and mistrust. But now Sa煤l, a white man, has arranged this meeting with Severo, who works his family鈥檚 land. Sa煤l calls him 鈥渕y peasant鈥; Severo calls Sa煤l tatay, Quechua for 鈥渕y father.鈥澛燘ut Severo says Sa煤l treats him fairly, unlike many patrones. And so he is honored to explain tinku to a gringa.

鈥淚 fight every year, sagrado, sacred,鈥澛爃e begins, with Sa煤l translating into Spanish. 鈥淚 can never break my promise, for that which is sacred is sacred always. Tinku is perfect, like the lightning. When it kills you, it kills you; when you have to die, you die. There is no justice or law. He who lets himself fall, let the earth be the one to complain.鈥

鈥淎nd it is pleasant always to be a little drunk, because when you鈥檙e sober it is not as much fun. It鈥檚 a euphoria, a gift of the festival to hit one another. I feel more of a man when I hit someone.鈥

鈥淭o prepare, some have ceremonies; they dedicate themselves to the mountains. In our house we always have something sacred where we make offerings. But there are mountains that are sacred and great, much greater than what we have in the house.鈥

Although it takes place alongside Catholic celebrations, tinku is an ancient festival, one that no outsider has come to understand.

鈥淭here has been tinku ever since I had a memory. From our great-great-grandfathers, it is always there. Before the Spanish there was always this. In our veins we carry the custom of fighting. No matter what, each year I want to do it. It sears me. I think, 鈥業t's not just others who can fight, I too can fight.鈥櫬燤y father, he beat hundreds, he was famous, renowned. My brothers, Lorenzo, Gregorio. My brother Eusebio, he cannot be beaten.鈥

鈥淭ata San Pedro, Tata San Pedro,鈥澛爃e concludes, invoking the town鈥檚 patron saint. 鈥淢ay he guide us and keep us always together. We are his campesinos, brave enough to offer ourselves up.鈥

Severo promises to dedicate a fight to me. To honor him in return, I say I鈥檒l dress in campesina鈥檚 clothes. As it happens, I never see him again, but my change of costume will propel me straight into the heart of the tinku.


There are worlds of marvel in Bolivia. Doors that open onto other ways of seeing, trails that lead across solitary landscapes and end in unexpected places, and inner and outer wildernesses where no trails yet exist. A couple of German filmmakers told me in a pizza joint in La Paz last year how they鈥檇 come off a salt flat into a village whose annual festival had just started, and they went wild for this drunken feast, its totem poles and stuffed condors.

With only nine million people in an area not much smaller than Alaska, travelers here enter the uncrowded space of an ancient population balance. More and more people have discovered this, and now La Paz sometimes seems overrun with loping, fleece-clad, sunglassed refugees from ourselves, all beating a path to the next untrampled adventure destination. But hours outside the capital, the gringo trail peters out, and vast, acute terrain takes over. You can scale 5,000-meter snowpeaks, trek around them, or machete through rainforests. You can cross the lands of the Kallawaya healers, the magicians of the Inca empire.

But it鈥檚 never safe to hike alone. Fatal accidents have occurred on the popular trekking route from La Paz to the resort of Coroico, where a Swiss blonde disappeared last April. Most of the countryside is peaceful, but there are places where tourists are not welcomed. Years ago my friend Peter had a fantasy that he and I would get some llamas and trek around the northern shores of Lake Titicaca. Our map showed a dirt road and the town of Achacachi. We imagined ourselves strolling between golden fields of quinoa and the thrilling blue waters of the highest lake. Living in Bolivia for part of each year, I asked about Achacachi. Don鈥檛 go there, people said; Achacache帽os were mean and fuertes. A friend in La Paz happened to come from there, as I learned one night, drinking, when he suddenly commanded me to fear him: He was from Achacachi, he ate babies. It turned out to be a common rumor, this baby-eating. Eventually I asked a Bolivian anthropologist. He said there were a lot of strange things in the backcountry. He鈥檇 never seen baby-eating, but he was sure it had happened in secret, because, he explained, a myth that has never been disproved must contain some truth. Another visitor told of a black dog howling like a woman in the haunted plaza. I decided not to go.

I鈥檝e been a festival dancer in La Paz, even president of one of its diabladas, its groups of masked devil dancers, but I was afraid tinku was one festival I shouldn鈥檛 attend. Tinku was brutal, forbidden, for campesinos only. In 1999, at Bolivia鈥檚 biggest tinku, in the town of Macha, a French photographer was seriously injured, beaten over the head with his own camera. The gesture was hard to misinterpret. Beyond endangering myself, I didn鈥檛 want my presence to make the fighters feel like animals in the tourists鈥櫬爖oo. And yet the pull was deep. I grew up in South America, feeling a complicated mix of separation, identification, responsibility, and desire. At age ten, in Peru, I found a woman鈥檚 skull in a pre-Inca burial ground. I used to sit and stare into her eye sockets, wondering who she鈥檇 been.

(Courtesy Kate Wheeler)

And I鈥檇 wanted to see a tinku ever since a friend evoked a haunting, Kurosawa-like scene of campesinos converging across an arid altiplano amid the howling of giant panpipes and the fluttering of flags. The Quechua word tinku means 鈥渆ncounter鈥; weddings and fistfights happen at the same celebration. Somehow the conjunction made sense to me, as if a festival of life and death, excluding no type of human contact, might offer a glimpse of wholeness.

I decided to go, but quietly, responsibly. I dug up most of what's in books, on film鈥攏ot much. I tracked down experts in La Paz. I learned that the southern Andes are dotted with violent festivals, where people fight with fists, whips, rocks, farm tools, on horseback, or sling dried apricots at one another. Bloodshed, even death, are overt objectives as extended Andean families, called ayllus, square off in slugfests that can last from a few minutes to nearly a week. Most such battles (and the deaths that occur in them) are undocumented, but the tinku tradition, based in the altiplano departamentos of Oruro and Potos铆, is coming out of oblivion. A dozen or so are held annually, defying efforts to ban them; the Macha tinku makes the TV news. Two thousand campesinos fought there last year under the pacifying influence of police armed with bullwhips and tear gas. One death was reported鈥攁 man beaten so badly that he couldn鈥檛 be identified. At least one other man died without making the news. A stylized tinku dance was even in vogue among educated, roots-oriented young people, but before joining a real tinku most urban Bolivians would rather visit Miami, or maybe rot in hell.

Editorials echoed the words of Spanish observers 400 years ago鈥攕avage, subhuman. Resisting such portrayals, an Aymara pundit told me that soccer was more brutal鈥攁nd didn鈥檛 norte-americanos have their boxing? Clearly tinku was being obscured by the very sensationalism that had brought it to light. I had to see for myself. La Paz friends urged me not to go. There was also a war going on for much of last year on the border of Potos铆 and Oruro, a feud between two of the ayllus that compete most ferociously at tinkus. The army had gone in. The news was full of burning hamlets, corpses, poked-out eyes. Fifty people had died, but it was hard to believe that all of tinku country鈥攕ome 60,000 square miles鈥攚as aflame with danger. 鈥淎y, Katy!鈥澛爉y Bolivian tocaya, or same-name friend, Katy Camacho, said. 鈥淲hy don鈥檛 you go to Cochabamba instead? There鈥檚 a Christ there. He cries real tears!鈥

I know now that I was failing to imagine what real violence would be like.

It took two days to get to San Pedro by four-wheel drive. My friend Wolfgang Sch眉r, a German photographer who鈥檚 lived in La Paz for 16 years and seen more tinkus than just about any nonfighter, thought there still might be a tinku there. Ten years ago he鈥檇 seen a thriving festival with mass campesino weddings and thrilling fights. Whether it still existed was anybody鈥檚 guess. And so one day in early winter Wolf and I and my anthropologist boyfriend, David Guss, along with Wolf's driver-sidekick, Don Ren茅 Irahola, a retired mechanic whose stated age ranges from 72 to 90, loaded Wolf鈥檚 aging Nissan with 75 liters of extra gasoline and left La Paz to find out.

The first night we crossed a boiling river, its steam eerily brilliant in our headlights. Dead people鈥檚 clothes were washed here, a funeral custom. We chose not to stop. The next day we lurched out of the last depressed mining town, past mountains of slag dug into hideous goblin-warrens by palliris, workers who rinse tin ore from crushed rock for as little as one boliviano, about 15 cents, a day. We ate dust, climbing in and out of valleys where the earth swirled violet, rust, black, gray, white, green. In one hamlet, every person was stone-drunk. They stood swaying blankly as we passed, like victims of some enchantment.

I鈥檇 never come so far into the altiplano as to taste its bitterness. Windowless hovels hunched against the frigid wind. A raddled, barefoot family trampled frozen potatoes into the black and vaguely oily staple, chu帽o. Billboards blaring the names of politicians and foreign-aid projects only added to the sense of desolation. All you could see were mountains upon mountains, an ocean of ranges rippling. Ears roaring with altitude and light, I began to wonder about my notion that all distances could be covered.

We saw no signs of a war. Instead, on lonely curves, we鈥檇 pass a young man in a tall, conical knitted hat and a bright embroidered jacket, walking along playing a tiny guitar, a charango, to himself. No village in sight. Once he would have been a warrior for the Incas; now he was a subsistence farmer, with a life expectancy of 46. We drove all day, until San Pedro rose from the confluence鈥攖he tinku鈥攐f three rivers. We arrived just after dark to find its main plaza full of excited vendors preparing to sleep in places they鈥檇 staked out. The fountain鈥檚 silver-painted swan glinted in the moonlight; the air, at a mere 2,400 meters鈥攍ess than 8,000 feet鈥攆elt edible compared to the altiplano鈥檚, more than a kilometer above the town. Alas, Wolf鈥檚 friend, one of the two local priests, had other guests, but he steered us to a UNICEF dormitory at the far end of town.

The electricity went off for the night, leaving us to the music of charangos and to a crawling and nipping in my bed鈥攚hich I hoped was fleas, not vinchuca beetles, carriers of fatal Chagas鈥櫬燿isease. I lay awake, listening to the shimmering music that would drift through all our tinku days and nights. I thought of the words of Marcelo Fern谩ndez, an Aymara writer in La Paz. He鈥檇 said tinku was the last ferocious expression of the ayllusan education in courage. The need for courage here seemed great.

At dawn, I went out alone. Beyond a stubbled field was the vast riverbed; then stark, pale, folded mountains. This end of town was filling up with trucks disgorging tinku-goers and livestock. People were driving loaded donkeys up from the river and cooking by the roadside. Passed-out drunks lay where they鈥檇 fallen.

Men wore bits of traditional clothing, knitted hats and tight, bright jackets mixed with T-shirts and jeans. Women were more conservative, in full skirts and beribboned white felt hats. Black skirts were altipl谩nico; printed or synthetic ones, valluno. Later I鈥檇 hear that Aymaras from the highlands would fight Quechuas from the river, but also that in the contest of tinku, the rules of engagement between ayllus were far too intricate to summarize. White people didn鈥檛 fight. Their outfits wouldn鈥檛 be out of place in Boston. To make things even more complex, nearly everyone in Bolivia has indigenous ancestry, so most 鈥渨hites鈥澛燼re actually mestizoas are many ind铆genas. And of course all foreign tourists are 鈥渨hite,鈥澛爄n our uniforms of pants and sunglasses.

(Courtesy Kate Wheeler)

Trudging uphill, I fell in beside two campesinos carrying 200-liter earthen jars. 鈥淲hat are those?鈥澛營 asked one of the men. I was pretty sure they were for chicha, Andean corn beer. 鈥淐hicken coops,鈥澛爃e sourly lied. I climbed past the clinic and a jail out of a spaghetti western. The jail was empty. I鈥檇 learn that its former jailer was now an inmate, convicted (to everyone's amazement) of beating another mestizo鈥檚 campesino to death but that he and the other two prisoners had been freed for the festival.

Past the market, where hundreds of liters of grain alcohol stood for sale in big pink cans, I came to the small plaza where the fights would take place. It was remarkably unremarkable, a rocky, tilted, piss-stained triangle rimmed by house fronts and raw adobe walls. I was standing there, depressed, when a man in his later forties with a reddish complexion and a neat mustache, dressed in khaki pants and shirt, came strolling up. Taking him for an official, I offered a tentative hello. He introduced himself as Sa煤l Villag贸mez. “Come with me!” he cried, and led me through a patio and upstairs to a room where eight men lay on straw mattresses.

They sat up and immediately produced a bucket of chicha, and we began toasting. Over my protests that I had a 鈥渉usband鈥澛燿own the hill, Sa煤l introduced me as his love, called for a charango, and began improvising, singing lewdly of his golden 鈥減ingo,鈥澛燼nd (since I had a husband) begging to be hired as my gardener. 鈥淥h, let me labor in your garden,鈥澛爃e crooned, 鈥渢o dig your earth will make me鈥擜h, the roses and the lilies!鈥

He was really good. The men clapped along; Sa煤l played behind his head, gazing into my eyes. All along, a fox-faced fellow sat sharpening a table knife to a deadly point. He slipped out to slaughter cattle for the upcoming feasts.

More guitars appeared; new men sang. I turned down a gourd of chicha, on grounds that it was not yet 8 a.m. 鈥淭he fiesta knows no day or night!鈥澛燬a煤l insisted.

The Quechua word Tinku聽means 鈥渆ncounter鈥; weddings and fistfights happen at the same celebration. Somehow the conjunction made sense to me, as if a festival of life and death, excluding no type of human contact, might offer a glimpse of wholeness.

Most of San Pedro鈥檚 mestizo upper crust was assembled in that room. Their lands, nearby, were worked by campesino sharecroppers. Only two lived in town; the rest had emigrated to cities as children, after the uprising of 1958 when thousands of campesinos had besieged the town, vowing to drink blood from the skulls of its inhabitants. Sa煤l told me that his aunt, Erlinda, had foretold the rebellion. Asked how she knew, she said, “I sleep with the Devil, and he gives me money.” Her husband had scoffed until, Sa煤l said, “el diablo lo viol贸 per detr谩s” (“the Devil fucked him in the ass”) one night. The uprising was put down, its leader鈥檚 severed head hung on the pacay tree in front of the church. Nonetheless it was fear 鈥筧long with the lack of schools, roads, mail, telephones, electricity鈥箃hat led San Pedro's gentry to decide there was no future here.

Still, there is a past, and each year the town鈥檚 mestizo sons and daughters return for this festival, reoccupying crumbling ancestral homes. This year鈥檚 celebrations were sponsored by one of Sa煤l鈥檚 friends, Jo茅l Murillo, patr贸n of the valley's biggest hacienda and son of the town鈥檚 great patriarch, Don 脕ngel Murillo. A quiet man of 35, Jo茅l had ordered the making of 30,000 liters of chicha and brought in a brass band from Oruro; tomorrow he鈥檇 sponsor a mass animal sacrifice, the uywanakaku, and then cockfights, a bonfire, fireworks, masses, two saints鈥 processions鈥攁 weeklong party. (Campesinos had separate festivities, culminating in the tinku itself, which would begin in four days.) The extravaganza stood to cost Jo茅l the equivalent of $5,000, more than a decade's average income around here. He planned to take advantage of the occasion to marry Prima, his pregnant wife (they鈥檇 had a civil ceremony years ago), in a church ceremony. The priests forbade campesino weddings in San Pedro, citing tinku-goers鈥櫬燿runkenness among their reasons, but apparently pregnancy was no problem.

鈥淭his town,鈥澛燬a煤l whispered to me, 鈥渙utwardly, it looks like pig鈥檚 urine. But inwardly, it鈥檚 our souls鈥 home. People travel days and days to get here.鈥


The Uywa帽akaku was deeply upsetting, not least to the heifer. She struggled against her fate, but they tied her by the horns to the 1930s amphibious vehicle鈥攁 relic of the Chaco War and of a not-so-far-off time when the only access to San Pedro was up the riverbed鈥攖hat was rusting in front of Jo茅l鈥檚 house.

Jo茅l and Prima splashed the heifer with chicha, and then a beefy dude named Marco Antonio Casano pushed a knife into her spine. She took forever to die, kicking and gasping through her severed windpipe while her head was being sawed off. A man smeared blood on our cheeks, where it hardened into bright-red scabs. The cow was pregnant, so they took out the pink fetus and draped its membrane over Prima鈥檚 head like a veil (so David told me; by then I'd fled). Eighteen sheep and goats were slaughtered next, laid out in a pond of blood. All day the street was blocked by tubs of guts, women butchering.
And the town kept filling. We counted 18 impromptu 肠丑颈肠丑别谤铆补蝉 in one block. New 400-liter chicha barrels rolled off trucks at all hours. Campesinos crowded the market, buying everything from sheep to sweatpants, cassettes to colanders. Men swaggered with leather gloves or helmets dangling from their belts. Wooden saints were paraded up and down, preceded by schoolgirls dancing the tinku dance I鈥檇 learned in La Paz.

(Courtesy Kate Wheeler)

Thanks to Jo茅l and Sa煤l, no mestizo鈥檚 door was closed to us. Jo茅l鈥檚 mother taught me to peel potatoes. His 27-year-old half sister, Fanny Murillo, fed us in her pensi贸n. The notary, Seraf铆n Taborga, filled us in on San Pedro鈥檚 foundation in 1570, its various sieges, its glorious past when it boasted 22 lawyers and 24-hour electricity. This surreal backwater, San Pedro, was like a nonfictional Macondo, the town in One Hundred Years of Solitude. It was said that old Don 脕ngel had fathered more than 16 children, if you counted in campesinos鈥櫬爃uts. Sa煤l鈥檚 sister Gilma had been gifted with second sight after a terrible car accident. Then there was Dr. Gabino Andrade, a retired judge, self-taught dentist (he鈥檇 recently botched an extraction), and former violin virtuoso who confided that Satan once played the violin through him.

A dozen of Sa煤l鈥檚 relatives were camped in the Villag贸mez ancestral house. They didn't know how old it was鈥攖hey showed me where silver coins had rained from the decaying ceiling twice when they were children. The place stood locked most of the year; the family was sleeping in one room and cooking out back. Sa煤l came and went elusively, indulged and deplored in turns by his sisters. They cooked and washed, men drank and played charangos, older kids whined about the rustic boredom, and Fabrizio, age five, made a first disastrous experiment with chicha. Invariably, one of “their” campesinos labored silently nearby.

But none of the campesinos, the ones who would fight, would talk to me. Having seen serfdom in action, I couldn't blame them. Fanny said country people wouldn鈥檛 talk to her either. She'd been told she鈥檇 bring evil winds, hail, drought, or that all non-Indians were kharasiris, a type of vampire that lives on human fat. Again, Sa煤l came to my rescue. 鈥淲hy didn鈥檛 you tell me?鈥澛爃e said. 鈥淐ome tomorrow, my campesino is bringing a sack of corn.鈥

And so the next day, David and Sa煤l and his wife, Crecencia, and I stood with Severo Guzm谩n in the garden at sunrise, and Sa煤l called for chicha and Severo spoke: 鈥淥nce a year, I get to drink with my patr贸n…Tinku is perfect, like the lightning. When it kills you, it kills you; when you have to die, you die.鈥澛燛very so often, Sa煤l interrupted his own translation to exclaim with pride, 鈥淗ear how he talks! He鈥檚 my campesino! He鈥檚 my little man!鈥


My promise to聽Severo changed everything. The next morning, on the day the tinku was to start, I put on a campesina鈥檚 skirt and instantly ceased to be invisible. Gales of laughter followed me everywhere. 鈥淟ooking good!” the campesinas cried. Guys would say, 鈥淗ey, cholita, country girl! Watch out tonight, we鈥檒l kidnap you!鈥

The 肠丑颈肠丑别谤铆补蝉 were full of stomping, dancing drinkers, gearing up. As I passed a doorway, someone grabbed me by the elbow and dragged me inside, commanding, 鈥淏uy chicha!鈥澛營t was Siriaco Gonz谩lez, a kid of 17 or so, eager to fight in his first tinku. Soon I was stomping in a circle, arms linked with Siriaco and his friends.

鈥淭ry my montera!鈥澛燬iriaco showed me how to pry apart his tinku helmet鈥檚 stiffened cowhide to shove my head inside. It was tight, hard as metal. Giving myself a playful tap, I pierced my palm on a spike I hadn't seen. As I inspected the tiny purple wound, Siriaco whacked the helmet from behind, making my head ring like a bell.

It was almost four in the afternoon when two oldsters faced off in the dusty tinku plaza, shuffling their feet almost shyly. Then they went at it, swinging their arms wide in the traditional punches called waracazos.聽鈥淭oo old to do any damage,鈥澛燼 fellow bystander remarked. After a few haymakers, the antagonists waddled off arm in arm to get a little drunker.

But they鈥檇 started it. Seconds later, two fights broke out at once; the crowd closed instantly around each one, forming a tight ring. 鈥Tiracarajo! Tiracarajo!鈥澛爓omen shrieked. 鈥淗ittimgoddammit!鈥澛燚ust rose from the holes in the crowd. We could see jerky motion, and ostrich plumes bobbling atop the helmets. As we tried to get closer to one fight, the knot of the crowd broke open, spilling out a man in a yellow jacket. Several guys came after him, kicking and punching; bystanders took the opportunity to land a few blows of their own. As the action surged toward us, David, Wolf, and I scuttled off to the safety of a balcony.

(Courtesy Kate Wheeler)

Getting to the heart of the tinku no longer felt compelling. Male or female, anyone close enough to follow the action stood a chance of getting punched, kicked, or otherwise caught up in the contagious, violent glee. In the first hour alone we saw broken teeth and noses, not to mention full-force kicks to the head and kidneys of a cowering loser, administered by teams of booted hearties deaf to the victim鈥檚 pleas for mercy until women hauled them off from behind. Occasionally there were flash points: A duel would erupt into a plaza-wide riot, a seething chaos of flailing limbs and screaming that lasted for several minutes until the defeated faction vanished down an alley as if blown there by a gust of wind鈥攁 deceptive lull, during which the women鈥檚 voices dropped to an ominous blubbering (“Brr! Brr!”) and everyone ran for doorways, cover against the rain of stones soon to fly from the alley鈥檚 mouth.

From the balcony I watched my 17-year-old friend Siriaco take beating after beating. He left his chest exposed, swinging his arms wildly. His shirt got torn off. He fell. Half-naked, covered with dust and blood, he eventually disappeared.

I found him sitting on a curb, crying like a baby. His face was crusted with freshly scabbing blood. “They killed me,” he sobbed. “They ganged up on me. I got too drunk. I didn鈥檛 win even one!”

鈥淵ou were brave!鈥澛營 told him. 鈥淵ou were never afraid to fight.鈥

鈥淩eally?鈥澛爃e said after a while. He smiled. 鈥淏uy me chicha!鈥


That day San Pedro聽reached fever pitch. Five people died in a road accident trying to reach the fiesta. Drunken couples screamed at each other outside the 肠丑颈肠丑别谤铆补蝉. Behind the church was a massive campesino orgy of drinking, dancing, flirting, singing, brawling, yodeling, and stamping the ground, all in a haze of dust, with occasional hails of stones and shouts of “We are men!”

I wandered all around, my campesina skirt earning me the privilege of buying drinks and talking to tinku fighters. It caused a new stir among the gentry at Jo茅l and Prima鈥檚 wedding dance that night. Men threatened to abduct me. Women begged to try it on. It caught the eye of the town's most prominent living son, General Alfredo Loayza, who'd returned for the first time in 44 years. “I see you are a woman who knows how to dress herself,” he purred as we danced a tasty cumbia. Though he hadn鈥檛 watched today鈥檚 fights (he鈥檇 once been hit in the eyebrow by a stone, requiring over a thousand dollars in medical work), the general had a sympathetic theory: “Somehow the people have to express their resentment.”
And after dark the roar from the campesino party was terrifying. All night, squads of dressed-up campesinos trotted through town, the men strumming charangos, the women shrilling praise-songs to whichever roadless hamlet they鈥檇 walked from. When they passed the UNICEF dorm, the earth shook slightly.

The next day鈥檚 fights were ugly but conclusive. Two giants appeared from a nearby army barracks in camouflage and studded helmets. But even they lost to four young men who stood in a row and put away all comers. The four fought dirty, ignoring the referee, an old campesina who hit at them with her stick. I hated them, especially the thin one in black, steel-studded sadist鈥檚 gloves. Hours later, though, I met them behind the church鈥攙illage boys toasting their victory, eager to practice English.


The next morning was the festival鈥檚 last; truck and bus drivers lined up in the plaza, calling out their destinations. When they had the requisite overload, they heaved into motion, jamming Sa煤l鈥檚 street and filling the tinku plaza with a gridlock of idling engines and diesel fumes. It took hours to inch our way out of town. Yesterday鈥檚 winners were loitering about, looking hopeful, but the chicha had given us bellyaches, and it was time to go.

As the Nissan lurched toward the pastry shops of Cochabamba, I considered all the worlds we鈥檇 traveled in and out of in this one small place, San Pedro. And the moment when I鈥檇 gone as far as I could go, and knew I wanted to turn back.
On the first day of the tinku, I鈥檇 gotten up the courage to approach a women鈥檚 fight. A young campesina in a red cardigan was winning, grabbing two fistfuls of her opponent's hair and slowly, slowly鈥攅nduring an identical grip on her own hair鈥攕hoving her enemy face-down into the dirt. She stood panting, fiercely victorious, in a tight, deep ring of delighted onlookers.

I pressed closer, trying to see. Suddenly, the campesina spotted me through the crowd and began screeching in Quechua. From a stream of insults, I picked out the Hispanicized putay, 鈥渨hore.鈥

Who, me? Her black eyes drilled into mine, glittering unmistakably. By the unwritten rules of ritual battle, we were appropriate opponents: from different communities yet of the same sex, approximate age, size, and degree of intoxication.

I ducked and turned, taking cover in the human jam. As if through a mass of cotton I heard everybody laughing. The campesina berated me louder, clearly enjoying herself.

鈥淪he has won,鈥澛燼 bystander informed me. And then, luckily, everyone was distracted by a sound like baseball bats hitting sacks of grain. New fight. Men.

For hours I chided myself. I鈥檇 failed to defend the honor of the United States against that of northern Potos铆. I should have poked that woman in the eye! How dare she call me a whore?

But no, it would have been intrusive, obscene. The following afternoon, I saw my enemy again. She still wore her red cardigan, but she wasn鈥檛 gloating now. Weeping drunkenly, she struggled with two young men who gripped her arms as they steered her down a slope littered with old plastic bags and human turds.

(Courtesy Kate Wheeler)

Weeks later, I was dismayed when a sociologist in La Paz told me that they could have been dragging her off to rape her. He鈥檇 visited San Pedro many times and was a confidant of Jo茅l鈥檚 brother, Samuel Murillo. Gang rapes were common at the tinku, he said. Though all tinku rumors can be inflated, I easily found an eyewitness to an attempted gang rape at another tinku. Clearly a tinku鈥檚 sexual aspects cover the same range as the fighting鈥攆rom terror to beauty, from brutality to entertainment. I鈥檇 experienced some of that range myself, from Sa煤l's flirtations to the taunts that followed my skirt鈥攁nd to the excruciating drunk in a chicher铆a who had lifted my skirt, talked filth in Quechua, and grabbed my hands hard, bringing me to tears of rage and pain. No one stopped him; David and Wolf were not around. I berated him in Spanish, and he'd laughed and crushed my hands, saying that gringos had no respect, until he decided, all on his own, to head for the bathroom, to puke and pass out.

Tinku had been appalling all along. The bloody teeth, the piss-slick alleyways, the damage and the posturing. Yet its ugliness proved how real it was, real beyond measure, beyond imagining. And for that, I loved it. Weeks later, at another tinku, I鈥檇 hear the particular silence that came when a man fell and did not get up. I bent over him, thinking to use my rusty EMT skills, but his wife cursed me away. Ten minutes later, he was still unconscious; I left, ashamed. What was I doing here?

I cannot forget the campesina, she who was willing to be my enemy. I鈥檇 used everything I knew to reach the frontier between our worlds. Of course, if I鈥檇 been from one of those villages, I鈥檇 have taken her up on her challenge. I鈥檇 have gained some injury or scar, surely, but I might also have a permanent friend. I can still feel her eyes burning, like the lightning, through all the distances between us.

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When I think of risky journeys, the first that springs to mind is the time my little sister and I crawled into our grandparents’ bedroom to see if Grandma and Granddad were wrinkled all over. We were so scared that when our progenitors finally woke up, we couldn’t even look out from our hiding place, so the expedition ended in failure.

Since then, I’ve swum with piranhas in the Paran谩 River, gotten fogbound in trackless valleys and stuck halfway up rock faces, touched dead people’s bones, slept in a hut in Peru’s Cordillera Central where a terrorist was thought to be hiding, nearly drowned in a river in the Rockies, and generally faced far greater objective dangers than on that early six-yard crawl. If I’ve never again felt so willing to stake everything on a single purpose, perhaps it’s because it’s no longer as easy to delineate what I’m asking of life. But taking a trip remains a way to make profound inquiries.

What is freedom? (I hitchhiked from Wyoming to Texas.) Is there a formula for truth? (I went to Burma and was ordained as a nun for a while.) Have my friends been lying to me? (India.) Should I marry him, and if not, how can I ever leave him? (I hiked so far into a cloud forest that no one could find me, including myself.)

Obviously, The Answer didn’t arrive on each journey, like some kind of transcendentally packaged surprise (except once or twice). Nor does every trip spring from a question. Sometimes I just have this wild desire again to feel that shift when all baggage becomes secondary, eclipsed by the rigors and wonders of this world. To see the cupping of a woman’s hand as she dips water from the Ganges, or how cheetahs and gazelles hang around the Masai Mara in plain sight of one another, waiting to eat or be eaten鈥攕uch things are ecstasy. I lust to touch what’s real. Dirt paths trailing off to nowhere. The full moon over a black sea, the grief-stricken stillness of Sundays in the Andes, and the limb-tearing exuberance of the water games on Hindu Holi. I even confess a fondness for cringing street dogs, lurching buses, and ill-lit restaurants where it seems an evil dimension is trying to reach the surface. Anything that makes me say, “So this is how it is!”

With the arrival of the year 2000, I’m tempted to go someplace I’ve never considered, just to be as thoroughly amazed as possible. That seems a proper celebration. I believe that certain things cannot be learned, or seen, from the midst of one’s ordinary routine. Travel was once the grandest form of education. It still can be so if we recognize that we aren’t just passing through, that we can’t pretend to be alone. We affect every place and person that we visit. We might even make a pact to stay away from certain destinations entirely: The crystal gardens atop Auy谩n-tepu铆 in Venezuela. Uncontacted tribes in Amazonia. Bhutan’s unclimbed snow peak, Gangkar Puensum. Inviolate places are important for our imaginations.

Yet it’s no crime to exult in standing above a glacial valley, feeling wind in one’s hair and seeing condors. We need to know this world; our presence isn’t inherently destructive, and our embrace of wildness can actually help. Rivers regenerate when we quit dumping junk in them. Visiting poor, remote villages, we tend to leave cash behind; maybe we can also encourage folks to maintain their traditions. Tigers are sneaking back from the brink of extinction, conservationists report with cautious enthusiasm, because a new kind of human intervention is gradually replacing the old kind. And so, if I love wilderness, if my soul needs nature, and wild beasts, and people unlike myself, what choices will I make, what actions take?

First things first. Get out, while I still can! Leave the house, the rut, the routine. Take the 144-year-old advice of Walt Whitman, and get moving: “Let the paper remain on the desk unwritten, and the book on the shelf unopen’d! Let the tools remain in the workshop! Let the money remain unearn’d!” If all I can do today is walk the dog, I’ll run with the dog. There are ways of pushing limits in small ways, every day. Any trip is an adventure. I’m making this my millennial resolution, though: No later than today, I will make concrete plans to get to someplace wilder or dreamier than I’ve ever been before. No lie鈥擨’ve already called my travel agent. I know where I’m going. Do you?

Kate Wheeler’s novel When Mountains Walked will be published next month by Houghton Mifflin.


Star Treks
Everybody dreams of great adventures…

Robert F. Kennedy Jr., president of the Water Keeper Alliance, senior attorney for the Natural Resources Defense Counsel, and avid falconer: “My dream trip is night hawk-hunting for spring hare with African hawk eagles in Zimbabwe.”

Ruthie Matthes, 1991 world and three-time United States national mountain-biking champion: “New Zealand鈥擨’ve heard great things about the rides and the people there. I’ve seen pictures, and the variety on the two islands is incredible鈥攎ountains, tropical forests, oceans. It’s just an amazing place.”

Tao Berman, extreme kayaker and holder of the unofficial world record for the highest waterfall kayaked: “I’d want to go to Colombia. About everything you do there is first descents. I’ve talked to locals who say Colombia has waterfalls that people would die doing, and whenever you hear something like that, you know it’s time to go scout ’em.”

Lars Ulrich, Metallica drummer: “I’ve done probably 1,000 dives in the last ten years. The one place I haven’t been yet is called Scapa Flow in the inlets up in Scotland where the whole German World War I fleet went. In the space of five square miles, there are 12 German ships lying at the bottom in totally crystal-clear water with 200-foot-plus visibility. It’s apparently the Mount Everest of wreck diving.”

鈥擨NTERVIEWS BY JOE MCCANNON


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Out of This World

Trips that will blow your mind and your budget

There’s no excuse like the year 2000 for upping the adventure stakes and draining the old twentieth-century bank account. At least that’s the message outfitters are sending, judging by the outlandish itineraries鈥攁nd price tags鈥攂eing offered up of late. And though you may have missed your chance to shell out $36,000 for Odyssey 2000 (a 20,000-mile, 45-country, 366-day bicycle trip taking off on January 1, 2000), there are still plenty of lavish ways to commemorate the end of an age.

  • Ah, the Concorde. Fast, sleek, sexy in that seventies kind of way鈥攁nd arguably worth every penny of the $55,000 Abercrombie and Kent is charging for its retro-chic “Supersonic Safari.” For three weeks passengers will be whooshed at 1,000 miles per hour through the African skies, deplaning to take in the lions and ibex in the Serengeti and to bob under the spray of Victoria Falls. Cocktail hours and flowing champagne raise the glamour quotient, and fellow passengers will all be, according to Abercrombie and Kent, “discerning travelers.” The tour departs February 11. Call 800-323-7308 for details.
  • When the Russian economy shriveled, so did the rubles funding its national oceanography program. Undaunted, ingenious scientists hit on another means of subsidizing their subaquatic research: wealthy Western tourists. As the highlight of an $18,950 voyage through the Azores, outfitter Zegraham DeepSea Voyages (in association with the Russian Academy of Sciences) is taking undersea adventurers 7,875 feet below the surface of the Atlantic in a $25 million research submersible-cum-pleasure-pod. (Just like Mir, but underwater!) You’ll marvel at spewing hydrothermal vents, eyeless shrimp, and lethargic albino fish. “You may be able to see a five-foot-long tube worm, but it’s not a guarantee,” says Zegraham’s Chris Ostendorf of the nine-hour dive. Tube worms or no, everybody gets to keep a souvenir video鈥攁ll in the name of science. Zegraham is running only two of these 13-day Azores tours, leaving September 16 and 23. Call 888-772-2366 for details.
  • For the well-heeled goth, Creative 国产吃瓜黑料 Club is offering the “Land of the Walking Dead” tour. A relatively modest $5,000 includes travel to an undisclosed village in Indonesia’s remote South Sulawesi (undisclosed to “protect the village from tourists,” according to CAC owner Charlie Gibbs) to join an annual festival in which wrinkled, embalmed corpses of long-interred ancestors are dug up and carried back to the village for a cleaning, a blessing, and a fresh wrap. Activities include the bloody machete slaughter of water buffalo and pigs, followed by a race: The strongest and most agile village men sprint back to the burial grounds, carrying the dead. “In the end it’s really about making friends,” says Gibbs. The two-week tour, which also includes a little sunbathing in Bali, leaves in August. Call 714-545-5888 for details.

Be Careful Out There

A traveler’s advisory on the world’s most adventurous places


Beyond livestock-packed buses and vanishing money belts lies a whole other set of daunting travel woes, like errant tornadoes, insurgent guerrilla armies, and drugproof diseases. These more serious hazards are not necessarily reasons to deny your hankering for adventure. But do check out what’s going on where you’re going (e.g., this is not the year to visit Chechnya) and educate yourself on State Department travel warnings (202-647-5225; ) before heading into uncertain territory. Below, a selective roster of adventure-travel destinations where you might get more than you bargained for.


DISEASE OUTBREAKS/ HEALTH THREATS

Solomon Islands: An island traveler’s biggest worry used to be UV-cooked skin鈥攁 blessing compared with the mutating strains of drug-resistant malaria being freighted around the South Pacific by mosquitoes. The World Health Organization lists 101 countries affected by malaria, but the Solomons (along with Vietnam, Papua New Guinea, and Myanmar) are considered “high risk.” So be sure to choke down oral mefloquine with your mai-tai, add topical deet when you slather on suncreen, and spend your nights under bug-proof nets.

Malaysia: First came England’s mad cows, then Hong Kong’s tainted chickens. Now it’s the pig’s turn to wreak a little havoc. More than 100 Malaysians have died from a previously unknown disease, the Nipah virus, which is thought to be transmitted through the consumption of pork. Take a pass on bacon when you’re visiting.

Kenya: With the rainy season comes Rift Valley Fever, a virus transmitted by the Aedes mosquito and in the meat of infected animals. Until a vaccine is available, use insect repellent religiously, and subscribe to vegetarianism for the length of your trip.


POLITICAL INSTABILITY

Myanmar: When the draconian Burmese government declared 1996 “Visit Myanmar Year,” it managed to woo some 200,000 foreigners to ogle its golden pagodas. But repression and paranoia are hard habits to break. Last September, a 28-year-old British woman was sentenced to seven years of hard labor for singing revolutionary songs in public (she served just over a month, thanks to British diplomatic efforts), and some human-rights groups urge tourists to take their dollars elsewhere. If you go, stay off your pro-democracy soapbox or be prepared for trouble.


NATURAL DISASTERS

Ecuador: When Guagua Pichincha blew its top in October, blizzards of ash coated Quito. Since then, the 15,092-foot volcano has continued to rumble at random, belching cinders over the city and dusting nearby trekking routes. The exhalations are expected to continue for several years, as are the power outages and the particle-choked fallout, which occasionally disrupt flights to the Gal谩pagos. Also keep an eye on Tungurahua, near the town of Ba帽os鈥攁t press time, an eruption was imminent.


LAND MINES

Cambodia: With one land mine for every two of its 11 million people, Cambodia is a world leader in mine-infestation. A national effort is in the works to uncover and destroy mines in the most populated areas, but it could take decades to complete. Locating the devices, however, isn’t a problem: They currently litter many roads, rice paddies, and forests. “If you visit, don’t even walk off the road to pee,” warns Susan B. Walker, government relations liaison for the International Campaign to Ban Landmines.


TERRORISM/ANTI-U.S. THREATS

Uganda: Ever since a group of Hutu rebels slaughtered eight unsuspecting tourists on a gorilla-tracking expedition in Bwindi Impenetrable Forest last March, Uganda has struggled to coax foreigners back into the woods. The latest strategy: a government-sponsored entourage of soldiers, armed rangers, and machete-wielding trackers that will accompany tourists on their excursions. (The Ugandan president himself travels with less protection.) Still, in-park overnights are considered unwise as rebels continue to bunk in the jungle.


CRIME/RANDOM VIOLENCE

El Salvador: The bloody 12-year civil war ended in 1992, but during peacetime this country has developed one of the world’s highest crime rates. The war left many combatants jobless and armed, and hence robberies and carjackings of foreigners in former military zones are frequently reported. Travel after dark is strongly discouraged by the U.S. State Department. Still, surfers flock to the famous point break at La Libertad, where consistent five-foot swells run 300 yards to shore. Most hotels padlock their gates at sundown, but come morning, surf’s up again.


Heed the Swede

If he biked to Everest and back, he must know what he’s doing. Right?

True adventure involves a certain measure of unpredictability. Who better to educate us on handling encounters with the outlandish than G玫ran Kropp, the Energizer Bunny expeditioner and self-proclaimed “Crazy Swede” who in 1996 rode his bicycle 8,580 miles from his homeland to Mount Everest, summited without oxygen, and then cycled back home. We recently tracked down the 32-year-old phenom in a remote corner of Scandinavia (where he is training for the next two endurance feats on his world agenda, a solo ski traverse from Russia to the North Pole and a 7,400-mile sailing and skiing expedition to the South Pole) to solicit his advice on adventure travel. Heed his wisdom at your own risk.

That bicycling-to-Everest stunt was pretty impressive. Do you recommend such an intense experience for all adventure-seekers?

No. That was just my personal protest against all these huge expeditions and all this high-altitude Sherpa stuff. If you need this kind of help, maybe it’s good to try a shorter mountain.

Which takes priority when you plan a trip: the activity itself, or the cultural experience?

The culture and religion are important, but that stuff is a bonus. Still, I want to see as much as I can鈥攜ou only have one life to live. If you have two lives, it’s a bonus.

Having passed through countless countries, any advice for breaking the language barrier?

Use English. It works, no problem. If not, you can also do a lot with gestures鈥攍ike when you need the toilet.

What’s your philosophy on expedition training?

On an expedition, you often don’t eat for two or three days, but you still have to perform. I try to have the same circumstances while I’m training as I would up on Everest, or wherever. Hard physical training without proper food or energy in my body.

What about equipment? Do travelers need the most high-tech stuff?

It’s better to go back to basics. I had fancy lightweight wheels on my bike, and on the Asian roads they became shaped like鈥攚hat do you call it鈥攁n olive. I had to take a bus 180 miles to Tehran to fix them.

How should travelers cope with stress on the road?

Just remember you’re on vacation and you’re supposed to have a nice time. It’s OK to call home and tell your mother to send your favorite biscuits.

How long does it normally take for a person to go a bit loony out there?

It’s not the amount of time; it’s your troubles. Once I was in the countryside of Pakistan enjoying my lunch, and a huge crowd popped out from houses to look at the Western guy with his bicycle. They were standing right in my lunch! One of them took my map, so I took it back. Another one pulled me up by my underwear, and it got to pieces. Then he tried to hit me with his fist, and I got furious and hit him hard in the head. It was like a Tyson match. I thought I would be dead, but everybody ran away.

Having been through that, did you learn any lessons about avoiding unpleasant social situations?

Now, every time I have a lunch break, I make sure to take the first guy I see and hit him hard in the head. [Laughs.] Just kidding.

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