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(Photos: Adobe Stock; Tim Neville (Near Aghda, Azerbaijan))
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(Photos: Adobe Stock; Tim Neville (Near Aghda, Azerbaijan))

Meet the Extreme Travelers Trying to Visit Every Country in the World


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I tagged along on a surreal trip to a conflict zone in Azerbaijan with a group of explorers known as the world鈥檚 Most Traveled People. No matter that the war there wasn鈥檛 over yet.


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It鈥檚 a pleasantly warm afternoon in Azerbaijan, a former soviet republic sandwiched between Russia and Iran, and the tank crewmen of the Qubadli regional Border Detachment are hosting a party. For hours they鈥檝e been working to raise a wedding-style tent and set a dozen tables with cartons of fruit nectar, bowls of nuts, and plates of pale pink meats. The Azerbaijanis have been fighting off and on for more than 30 years with Armenia, another ex-Soviet state a grenade toss to the west, but tonight the war can wait.

Around 5 P.M., 14 shiny Nissan Pathfinders, Toyota Land Cruisers, and Mitsubishi Pajeros come racing into the encampment behind a military-police escort vehicle鈥攁 boxy Russian-built Lada鈥攚ith lights flashing and engine whining. The SUVs file into a gravel parking area that was scratched out of the scrubland. Dozens of the detachment鈥檚 T-72 tanks and infantry fighting vehicles sit silently nearby like insects ready to sting.

The dust settles and about 30 civilians from more than 20 countries step from the cars, stretch their legs, and look around in wonder. Some are doctors. Some are vagabonds. All of them are here to see one of the world鈥檚 most contentious enclaves.

The detachment base sits on the fringes of Nagorno-Karabakh, a 2,700-square-mile patch of the Lesser Caucasus Mountains nestled inside Azerbaijan but historically home to a lot of ethnic Armenians, too. The two have been at each other鈥檚 throats for generations over this region, with thousands of lives lost. In the past four years, Azerbaijan has reclaimed the besieged area, and more than 100,000 Armenians fled back to Armenia. While the conflict appears to be over for now, there are remnants of the war everywhere: step off the road and a land mine might do you in.

Map of Azerbaijan
(Illustration: Erin McKnight)

A muscular, jovial colonel with thin, graying hair and slate-colored eyes comes forward in his battle dress. The tank crews stand at attention in navy blue boiler suits. His name is Murad, but that鈥檚 all he can say. A patch on his chest reads O (I) RH+, which is his blood type.

鈥淲elcome! Welcome!鈥 the colonel says to the guests. 鈥淲e鈥檙e so honored you are here.鈥

The leader of the visiting guests, Charles Veley, a 58-year-old from Marin County, California, steps forward from a white Mitsubishi that I鈥檝e been riding in, too. 鈥淭hank you for having us,鈥 Veley replies. 鈥淚 hear you have a surprise.鈥

鈥淵es, yes,鈥 the colonel says. 鈥淚 hope you enjoy.鈥

What鈥檚 no surprise is that Veley, who has a boyish grin and a neutral, even way of speaking, is here. That鈥檚 because he is, according to a system he created, America鈥檚 most traveled person, a wanderer who has visited more of the planet than almost any known human in history. Fewer than ten people have seen more of the globe than he has.

To quantify that, there are lists. The most straightforward one comes from the United Nations, which affirms that there are 195 countries in existence, including places like Palestine and the Holy See. Federal Express says that it delivers to more than 220 countries and territories. The list that Veley compiled, and that thousands of other extreme travelers recognize, tops out at more than 1,500 distinct places that are currently possible for one to visit. It includes countries, regions, enclaves, atolls, both poles, and at least one small, sheer-cliffed islet in the middle of the ocean. Russia isn鈥檛 just 鈥淩ussia,鈥 but 86 discrete stops. The United Kingdom has 30 stops, including islands like Herm and Sark. To see the United States, you must travel to 79 places that stretch from the Florida Keys to the Pribilof Islands in the Bering Sea.

鈥淐harles isn鈥檛 an adventure seeker but a knowledge seeker,鈥 his friend Kolja Sp枚ri, the German founder of the Extreme Traveler International Congress, a yearly gathering of the world鈥檚 most obsessive travelers that鈥檚 been held in such places as Baghdad, Equatorial Guinea, and Siberia, told me. 鈥淗e鈥檚 the spiritual father of all country collectors,鈥 he added in a blog post.

Charles Veley, the founder of Most Traveled People
Charles Veley, the founder of Most Traveled People (Photo: Tim Neville)
Mehraj Mahmudov, the world鈥檚 most traveled Azerbaijani and organizer of the trip
Mehraj Mahmudov, the world鈥檚 most traveled Azerbaijani and organizer of the trip (Photo: Tim Neville)

More than 30,000 people have joined an online group Veley founded in 2005 called Most Traveled People, which has emerged as the most determined arbiter of what counts as a place, a legitimate visit, and who has been to the most of them. MTP, which also helps people plan trips to locales no travel agent would touch, ranks its members by awarding one point for each destination, as well as merit badges for visiting certain beaches and World Heritage sites. Some locations are simple and obvious, like Paris鈥檚 脦le-de-France. Others are obscure and dangerous, like Bir Tawil鈥攁 lawless, 795-square-mile trapezoid of desert between Egypt and Sudan that belongs to no country at all, a real terra nullius.

鈥淧eople ask, why would you want to go to Somalia?鈥 Veley says of a country known for high rates of murder and kidnappings. 鈥淲ell, it鈥檚 part of the world, and I want to see that.鈥

To date, no one has visited all 1,500 places on the MTP list, and Veley is not even number one at his own game. He is close, though, at 1,268 destinations, and the Delaware-size Nagorno-Karabakh is one of the more difficult spots to reach. To enter, you need to know some powerful people.

Veley has handpicked an international group of hardcore travelers from MTP鈥檚 ranks to join him on a whirlwind two-night, 930-mile road trip through the Nagorno-Karabakh, complete with military escort. For the Azerbaijanis, it鈥檚 a chance to let travelers see with their own eyes another side of a story that鈥檚 little known in the West. For the group, it鈥檚 a chance to learn and experience a place where few tourists are allowed.

Meanwhile, it鈥檚 party time. The colonel leads us to the wedding tent, where a table groans under the oily weight of every imaginable automatic weapon. There are Israeli Uzis and Tavor X95鈥檚, Russian Kalashnikovs, and gas-operated M4 carbines from the U.S. There鈥檚 even what looks like an M60 machine gun plucked straight out of the Breaking Bad finale. We are allowed to shoot any of them.

鈥淲hat about an RPG?鈥 an American named Adam Bornstein asks later. I think he鈥檚 joking, until a soldier brings out a grenade launcher instead.

Before I can make sense of any of this, the air vibrates with the throaty diesel roar of the tanks rumbling to life.

鈥淐鈥檓on!鈥 Veley calls to the group, gesturing to the vehicles. 鈥淧ick one and jump in!鈥 He disappears into a T-72 and trundles off into the dust.

The Lesser Caucasus Mountains in Azerbaijan
The Lesser Caucasus Mountains in Azerbaijan (Photo: MB Productions/Getty)

I鈥檇 never heard the phrases 鈥渆xtreme travel鈥 or 鈥渃ountry collectors鈥 before I met Veley. The idea of them didn鈥檛 sit well when I did. Few things make me feel as fulfilled as travel, and I鈥檝e built a decades-long writing career around it. Before that I spent years traveling and studying in Germany, Peru, and Bolivia. Twice I鈥檝e lived in Switzerland, where I learned the local dialect and where my daughter was born. Each trip I鈥檝e taken鈥攅ven the ones to difficult places like Afghanistan and North Korea鈥攔einforced a level of humility and shared experience that makes me feel like the most privileged person on earth. Float on your back in the warm waters of Palawan while millions of bats take to the sky, or drink tea on the floor with the Yazidi in Iraq, and the cup that holds all that is possible in your life suddenly can hold a little more. I am deeply grateful.

So the idea of reducing something so meaningful and transformative鈥攁nd increasingly exclusive鈥攖o a collector鈥檚 game felt supremely icky, a big eff-you to the world and its cultures and all the resources it takes to go from A to B. How uninterested do you have to be in a place to create rules that govern whether you鈥檝e actually been there?

鈥淚f you鈥檙e just ticking boxes, you鈥檙e seeing a lot, but are you feeling a lot?鈥 says Jake Haupert, cofounder of the Seattle-based Transformational Travel Council, an organization that promotes 鈥渕eaningful鈥 journeys. 鈥淭ravel is just a medium for human connection.鈥

Country collectors bristle at this holier-than-thou stance, which other travelers, as well as influencers, editors, and maybe a writer or two, have heaped upon them.

鈥淚 hate how judgmental people are about country collectors,鈥 says Dave Seminara, a country collector himself and the author of Mad Travelers, a book that dives into the world of extreme traveling. 鈥淭he reality is these people are spending their time and money in places that need more tourism, like Uzbekistan鈥檚 Fergana Valley, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Burundi, and other places that are way, way off the grid. I think the world might be a better place if more of us took the time to see more countries that are so completely unlike the ones we live in.鈥

It would take time for me to overcome my own prejudices, and it started with understanding the ecosystem out of which Veley sprang and by which he was indelibly shaped. MTP is just the latest iteration of this kind of extreme travel group, each of which has had a different method for quantifying travel. One of the oldest, the Travelers鈥 Century Club, or TCC, was founded in 1954 in Los Angeles by a tour company that pioneered around-the-world luxury tours by plane. The TCC maintains a very popular list of 330 destinations that many extreme travelers tackle while also trying to visit every country. Its guidelines are ludicrous, though. Catch a connecting flight in Istanbul and the TCC says you鈥檝e been to Turkey.

More than 30,000 people have joined an online group Charles Veley founded in 2005 called most traveled people, which has emerged as the most determined arbiter of what counts as a place, a legitimate visit, and who has been to the most of them.

MTP鈥檚 guidelines aren鈥檛 that easy. Its rules say that you must actually enter a country legally, but how long you stay doesn鈥檛 matter. You could literally fly 21 hours to Tuvalu in the South Pacific, clear immigration, catch a flight home minutes later, and earn your point. Even Veley can see the folly in that.

鈥淧eople think that鈥檚 just stupid,鈥 he says. 鈥淲hat did you accomplish? You learned where it is on the map? You learned how to get a ticket there?鈥

Veley admits to committing a few travel sins himself in the days before MTP. He once stepped into Belarus along an unmanned portion of the border with Lithuania just so he could claim he鈥檇 been there. Even so, he firmly believes that it鈥檚 better to put one illegal but harmless foot into a country than not to try going there at all. 鈥淵ou can鈥檛 quantify experience,鈥 he says. 鈥淭he more you go, the more you know.鈥

With so many places checked off his list, Veley鈥檚 views on travel have changed, and he鈥檚 made it a point to return to places like Belarus for more in-depth encounters. As a kid, he didn鈥檛 travel much beyond bouncing between New England, where his father lived and was an author, and West Virginia, where his mother ran a farm. For college, Veley signed up for the Air Force ROTC with a full ride to Harvard and got a computer science degree. As it happened, a retinal flaw led to an honorable discharge from the Air Force and a waiver of his post-collegiate duty.

By then his passion for travel had really taken off. He went to Australia and saw Europe on a Eurail Pass. He moved to Germany to learn German and Spain to improve his Spanish. He loved the feeling of crossing borders into new cultures with different currencies and words. (Veley now speaks Italian, too.) 鈥淓very time you go somewhere new, you have this sense of unfamiliarity, and that gives you hypersensitivity,鈥 he says. 鈥淚t felt a bit like being Alice in Wonderland.鈥

Old meets new in the city of Baku.
Old meets new in the city of Baku. (Photo: syolacan/Getty)

It鈥檚 a misconception that extreme travelers must be wealthy鈥攐ne person on the Azerbaijan trip tells me that he couch-surfs a lot while on the road, and occasionally sleeps in safe city parks鈥攂ut Veley鈥檚 financial successes have opened a lot of doors for him. In 1991, in his mid-twenties, he helped start a business-analytics firm called Micro-Strategy that had him jetting around the world to establish new offices. The company went public in 1998. His wealth soared to as much as $166 million, at least on paper, before the dot-com bubble burst in 2000, a few months after he quit in 1999. Still wealthy enough, he could travel a lot more.

In the early 2000s, having already visited 76 countries for work and play, he found the TCC list in an airline magazine during a flight to South Korea. Some obsessive part of his already-competitive brain hummed to life. 鈥淚鈥檝e always been someone who has to finish what he starts,鈥 he says. 鈥淚f I collect something, I want it all.鈥

Things really took off when he discovered round-the-world tickets. By changing where he began and ended his journeys to cities outside the U.S., Veley found incredibly cheap deals, once scoring 25 flights for $5,000, all in first class. The logistical challenge of designing the itinerary that would cover the most places with the greatest efficiency enthralled him. 鈥淚 thought, wow, now I can optimize the world,鈥 Veley says. He鈥檚 circumnavigated the globe at least 15 times.

Around 2005, Veley began to make headlines when he petitioned Guinness to crown him the planet鈥檚 鈥渂est traveled person.鈥 At the time, that record belonged to an attorney from the American Midwest, John Clouse, who鈥檇 held it since the late 1980s. Veley, then in his late thirties, had visited all but one of the 265 countries, autonomous regions, territories, and other places Guinness used to define the feat.

The effort had been intense. Once, in 2003, he left his now ex-wife, Kimberly, at home with their newborn baby (he says that she supported his decision to go) during the Christmas holidays, to embark on a three-month boat trip to Bouvet Island, an uninhabited Norwegian dependency in the subantarctic and one of the most remote islands in the world. Instead of awarding the title, though, Guinness decided that its 鈥渂est traveled person鈥 category was too subjective and eliminated it for good.

鈥淚t was really frustrating,鈥 Veley says. 鈥淚t was like I鈥檇 won a marathon only to find that all the officials had gone home.鈥

MTP sprouted out of that setback as a way to pick up where Guinness left off. For the past 20 years, Veley has worked to make the MTP list the most comprehensive in existence鈥攁n amalgam of lists from the United Nations, International Olympic Committee, ham-radio operators, TCC, and, most recently, NomadMania, a group started by a 52-year-old Greek traveler named Harry Mitsidis, who until recently held the top spot in the MTP rankings at 1,362 destinations. The MTP list has become so granular that it now includes geographical oddities like Canada鈥檚 Victoria Island (an island with a lake that has an island with a lake that also has an island) and Rockall鈥攁n uninhabited, Trader Joe鈥檚鈥搒ize outcropping in the North Atlantic, 270 miles northwest of Ireland. Veley visited that one in 2008 by leaping from a boat, body-surfing the surge, and briefly clinging to its sheer, slimy walls.

All this is to say that no matter how you feel people should travel, Veley is undoubtedly one of the most experienced hardcore globetrotters out there. So if he calls you up with an invitation to go on an adventure with him and 30 of his most badass buddies to a place you know almost nothing about, icky or not, it鈥檚 going to be wild.

Tank crews prepare to take MTP guests for a ride.
Tank crews prepare to take MTP guests for a ride. (Photo: Tim Neville)
Danish aid worker and MTP member Merete Engell
Danish aid worker and MTP member Merete Engell (Photo: Tim Neville)

A few days before the tank party, I arrived in the Azerbaijani capital, Baku. It鈥檚 an ancient city of 2.4 million people built on the Absheron Peninsula, a wind-scoured knuckle inhabited since the third century B.C. Veley and much of the group would be arriving over the next 36 hours, so I dropped my bag off at the Ivy Garden Hotel and took a walk. The air felt plump. Baku sits at 92 feet below sea level, making it the largest city in the world with a negative elevation. A light breeze purled off the Caspian Sea.

Never been to Baku? It doesn鈥檛 take long to like. Azerbaijan was once the earth鈥檚 gas station. The nation provided as much as 50 percent of the planet鈥檚 oil, processed in one of the world鈥檚 first refineries, and all of it passed through Baku. That made it an attractive port for the Soviet Union, which annexed Azerbaijan in 1920 and ruled it until the country declared independence in 1991. Today Azerbaijan is still flush with fossil-fuel money, but it鈥檚 evolved into a multicultural, predominantly Shia Muslim country of about ten million people who are liberal enough to have their own national beer.

Baku鈥檚 main tourism play has come from hosting huge international sporting spectacles like the European Games and Formula One races. Even on a normal day, the tension between East and West, old and new, burbles up everywhere and makes the city a delight to wander around. Magnificent carpet shops line the 12th-century battlements that mark the city鈥檚 ancient inner core. The skyline glimmers with postmodern trophy architecture, like a 300,000-square-foot shopping mall made to look like a lotus flower, and a 36-story waterfront hotel with a gaping arch cut through the middle. The Flame Towers, a nod to Azerbaijan鈥檚 oil and gas industry, can hardly be believed: three skyscrapers that rise as high as 600 feet, like wispy flames frozen in glass and steel. The buildings appear to flicker in orange and red, thanks to a gazillion exterior LED lights.

I explored in awe. Kids on electric scooters zipped through parks while couples hung out under the olive trees. Strangers said hi. The streets were clean. As night fell, I picked my way through a maze of tight alleys to Old School, a dimly lit bar with Soviet antiques and a clientele nostalgic for Marxist intellectualism. Having known nothing about the city before, I decided I would return to Baku in a flash.

That, I learned, isn鈥檛 a sentiment shared by all.

鈥淲hy would I ever go back to a place twice when there are so many others to see?鈥 one of Veley鈥檚 invitees, Miriam Stevens, a witty Disney merchandise manager, asked me the next day as we bounced along in a van outside the city. Stevens, who estimates that she spends as much as $20,000 a year on travel, says she likes to stay in a place 鈥渓ong enough to do it justice.鈥 To date that has taken her to 107 of the TCC鈥檚 list of 330 places. For this trip, she arrived early and organized a day tour around Baku to see Zoroastrian fire temples, 40,000-year-old petroglyphs, and hundreds of strange, car-size mud volcanoes that pop and ooze like planetary pustules. I joined her. All around us, the blank countryside felt stark and maybe even ill. In places, crude oil wept naturally out of the soil.

Azerbaijan is still rebuilding from a decades-long war with Armenia.
Azerbaijan is still rebuilding from a decades-long war with Armenia. (Photo: Tim Neville)
Azerbaijan is still rebuilding from a decades-long war with Armenia.
(Photo: Tim Neville)

Later that afternoon, I found Veley wearing slacks and a button-down shirt at the Ivy Garden Hotel. He鈥檇 just arrived. He was sitting in the lounge with his friend Kari-Matti Valtari, the world鈥檚 most traveled Finn, currently in 17th place overall. The two had met in 2014 in Grozny, the capital of Russia鈥檚 Chechen Republic, at an Extreme Traveler International Congress. Together they have traveled to places like Clipperton Island, about 1,600 miles west of Costa Rica, and Jolo, an island in the southern Philippines, where two tourists were beheaded after being kidnapped in 2015. Few travelers had been back since.

Veley looked bleary from the long journey and the 11-hour time difference with California, but he had resolved not to sleep just yet. 鈥淚 can do that later,鈥 he said. 鈥淟ots of catching up to do.鈥

Others trickled in, and we headed out as a group to Qizil Baliq, a restorani where a long table had been set with flatbreads, olives, and briny cheeses. A cover band played at one end of the room.

鈥淚f you鈥檙e just ticking boxes, you鈥檙e seeing a lot, but are you feeling a lot?鈥 says Jake Haupert, cofounder of a Seattle-based organization that promotes 鈥渕eaningful鈥 journeys. 鈥淭ravel is just a medium for human connection.鈥

I promised myself I鈥檇 keep an open mind about the MTP group, and that said more about me than them. It turned out these weren鈥檛 obsessive box-checkers who鈥檇 reduced the planet to rankings and badges, but mesmerizing, deeply curious people who carried on conversations with zero one-upmanship or braggadocio. J酶rn Bj酶rn Augestad, a Norwegian in his thirties, talked about his hospital stay in Iran following a horrific car crash that nearly destroyed his leg. (He fully recovered.) Merete Engell, a Danish aid worker, had spent months in post-9/11 Afghanistan helping women at a small clinic. There was the disillusioned editor of National Geographic Russia, whose offices had been shuttered after the Ukraine invasion, and a person from Thailand who could tell you all about how not to get stabbed in Douala, Cameroon. Fernanda Pena, a Brazilian pharmacist, would soon be on her way to Yemen and Syria.

No one had a death wish. These were the traveling versions of climber Alex Honnold: calculated, driven people who鈥檇 dedicated themselves to honing skills and managing risks to such an astounding degree that they鈥檇 attained a level of freedom difficult for an outsider to understand. It鈥檚 addicting, especially when your stage isn鈥檛 a big wall but a very big planet.

鈥淥nce you鈥檙e hooked on travel you can never really feel sated,鈥 Seminara writes in his book Mad Travelers. 鈥淚t鈥檚 not really a small world after all.鈥

The band wrapped up a jaunty rendition of 鈥淭ake Me Home, Country Roads.鈥 Veley took the mic.

鈥淥K, we have a very early start tomorrow,鈥 he said. 鈥淚 know you鈥檙e all the world鈥檚 most traveled people, but just remember that these next few days will be an exercise in not knowing what鈥檚 going on.鈥

City counselor Zaur Hasanov
City counselor Zaur Hasanov (Photo: Tim Neville)
Rambi Francisco, an expert travel hacker who has amassed tens of millions of frequent-flyer miles and hotel points
Rambi Francisco, an expert travel hacker who has amassed tens of millions of frequent-flyer miles and hotel points (Photo: Tim Neville)

The convoy of SUVs sat idling in the early-morning dark outside the Ivy Garden. Veley agreed to let me ride with him. He took shotgun in a Mitsubishi midway down the line. Pena (the Brazilian pharmacist) and I hopped in the back. Soon we were roaring off through the city behind a flashing military-police escort vehicle that ran all the red lights.

Veley and I spoke about questions he loathes (what鈥檚 your favorite place?), where he鈥檚 been mugged (Buenos Aires), and how Ken Jennings, the host and 74-time winner of Jeopardy!, had dedicated much of a chapter in his book Maphead to Veley鈥檚 obsession with geography. Veley tells me how MTP has made him feel less lonely by fostering a community that gets him. That was especially true during the pandemic, when he and much of the group continued to move about the globe. 鈥淭ravel is not about limitations,鈥 he says. He doesn鈥檛 worry about his carbon footprint or how to offset it, either.

鈥淵ou can鈥檛 argue with someone about that,鈥 he says. 鈥淚 can鈥檛 walk everywhere, and I鈥檓 not creating flights that don鈥檛 already exist.鈥

The convoy slows at a military checkpoint near a spot Google Maps identifies as Alkhanli, where men from the military鈥檚 demining unit are working in a field while wearing blast suits. They wave us through. 鈥淲elcome to Karabakh,鈥 Veley says, using the shortened Azerbaijani name for the area. Our driver, Zaur, is nearly brought to tears. 鈥淔irst time here in 30 years,鈥 he says.

国产吃瓜黑料, rolling hills give way to the taller Lesser Caucasus Mountains. We pass vineyards left fallow for decades, rotting trellises jutting from the tawny soil. Signs along the highway announce that we鈥檙e on Victory Road. This was the route that Azerbaijani forces followed in 2020 to retake the area from Armenia during the Second Nagorno-Karabakh War. About a year after our visit in 2022, Azerbaijan would retake the entire region. Meanwhile, skirmishes were still erupting around the Lachin Corridor, a single road linking Armenia with the Karabakh guarded by Russian peacekeepers. We had hoped to cross it. Whether that would be possible could change from minute to minute.

The reason we鈥檙e allowed to enter the enclave at all is the work of a guy riding in one of the lead vehicles, Mehraj Mahmudov, the world鈥檚 most traveled Azerbaijani. At 56, Mahmudov is soft-spoken, with a round face and dark beard. Veley had connected with him at an Extreme Traveler International Conference held inside the Flame Towers in 2021, when Veley delivered a 90-minute talk about a three-week road trip in the Democratic Republic of the Congo. The two hit it off. Mahmudov suggested that they bring travelers into the Nagorno-Karabakh. His purpose: even in a group as well-traveled as the MTP crew, few if any would have been there before. It was also a good PR move for Azerbaijan, which was working to rebuild the area after 30 years of occupation.

Mahmudov is the founder of one of Azerbaijan鈥檚 largest advertising empires, Banner Media. He tapped his contacts in some of the country鈥檚 highest offices to get permission for the trip. Later, the president of Azerbaijan himself, Ilham Aliyev, would award Mahmudov with the country鈥檚 highest civilian medal, the Heydar Aliyev Order, for his work to boost Azerbaijan鈥檚 image.

鈥淚t鈥檚 important for people to see the Azerbaijani side of the story,鈥 Mahmudov told me through an interpreter. The overall message: despite having won the war, Azerbaijanis were victims, too.

The push to generate positive coverage of a very messy conflict becomes clear when we stop at a spanking-new airport in Fuzili. It鈥檚 eerily empty, and we pause now and then to take in various multibillion-
dollar infrastructure projects鈥攏ew highways, new bridges, new tunnels鈥攖hat the government has been building with lightning speed. At each turn, we hear how Armenia razed the area. In the old Soviet mountain-resort town of Shusha, the once thriving cultural hub of the region, we walk to an airy overlook atop the Djidir Plateau to peer down 2,000-foot escarpments at the valley below. The surrounding rocks bear the scars of an intense gunfight. Azerbaijani special forces used big-wall climbing tactics to scale these cliffs in a surprise attack that reclaimed the town from Armenian forces in November 2020.

鈥淲ho would climb up this?鈥 Zaur Hasanov, a city councilor, tells me, pointing to the cliffs. 鈥淣o one expected that.鈥

Every time we get out of the cars, dozens of reporters from Azertaj, the state news agency, and from ARB-TV, ITV, and others, spill out of vehicles that have been following the convoy. They set up cameras and microphones and entice the MTPers to give interviews about what they think of the area. Veley knows the game and says all the right things.

鈥淭he biggest impression for me is how fast the Azerbaijanis are putting in real infrastructure after 30 years of nothing happening on this land,鈥 he says. 鈥淭he speed of the reconstruction is impressive.鈥

To the Armenians watching the coverage from afar, the spectacle is appalling, even 鈥済houlish,鈥 the Armenian Weekly would later write. 鈥淭hese unsuspecting tourists have become another arm of the Azerbaijani propaganda machine.鈥

Later Hasanov shows us the Agha Mosque and the distressed facade of the Natavan palace, once the home of Khurshidbanu Natavan, a 19th-century Azerbaijani-speaking poet known for her lyrical odes. For lunch, we stop at what feels like the Shusha鈥檚 only restaurant, Qoc At, or 鈥渞am meat鈥 in Azerbaijani. A sign on the door offers soldiers 20 percent off. The booths are packed with construction workers and army personnel, but actual residents seem few.

I practically lick my plate of fire-roasted meat to a spotless shine before Veley gets up. We鈥檙e off to watch a military demining demonstration. 鈥淭ime to go,鈥 Veley says. 鈥淣ext stop, we blow stuff up.鈥

There鈥檚 a lot of blowing up to do in Nagorno-Karabakh, but it鈥檒l have to wait until tomorrow.

Skirmishes have broken out and the military can鈥檛 guarantee our safety. We pile back into the SUVs and backtrack on a 100-mile-long detour. 鈥淲e will miss some mountain scenery, but we鈥檒l be safe,鈥 Veley says. We pass trenches and tunnels where the armies clashed, a cemetery, and the scorched, crumbling remains of a mosque.

That night we leave Karabakh to find a hotel, since there are very few operating in the enclave. It鈥檚 a simple but comfortable white-walled inn in Horadiz, a city on the Iranian border. The hotel is entirely ours, but there aren鈥檛 enough rooms, so we double up. I鈥檓 paired with a 72-year-old psychiatrist from Illinois named Ashok Van, who came to the U.S. from his native India in 1977 with $6.50 in his pocket. He鈥檇 been to eight countries at that point. Now he鈥檚 been to 193 and is just three visits shy of completing the 330 places on the Travelers Century Club list鈥攖he one many extreme travelers start with before graduating to other, more exotic lineups. He still wants to visit Wake Island, a Pacific atoll administered by the U.S. Air Force, but the military won鈥檛 let just anyone in. I crash on the bed and play Worldle on my phone, a Wordle-like game where you get six tries to guess a country by its shape. I show the screen to Van, who solves it instantly.

鈥淓asy,鈥 he says. 鈥淯ganda.鈥

All these folks would ace geography class. Some are true masters at finding inexpensive ways to visit many places on the map. The next morning at breakfast, while Veley calls his girlfriend鈥擱iza Rasco, the world鈥檚 most traveled Filipina鈥擨 find Rambi Francisco buried deep in his phone. A self-described 鈥渆xperience maximalist,鈥 Francisco, who is muscular, with a soft, kind face, is serving in the U.S. Air Force while working on his PhD in business鈥攏ot because he wants to be a CEO, but to scratch an itch to max out his education. 鈥淚f there are three degrees, I want all three,鈥 he says.

Francisco is a subspecies of extreme traveler, a 鈥渢ravel hacker,鈥 and arguably one of the best. The idea is to find loopholes in credit card offers and frequent-flier programs to amass an absurd number of points that translate into free travel. He鈥檚 earned and burned at least 30 million frequent-flier miles this way and now teaches others how to do it, too.

These were the traveling versions of climber Alex Honnold: calculated, driven people who鈥檇 dedicated themselves to honing skills and managing risks to such an astounding degree that they鈥檇 attained a level of freedom difficult for an outsider to understand.

I nearly spit out my tea when he tells me about one of his greatest hacks, which involved a promotion with Delta: order $500 of stuff from the Sky Mall catalog; get 25,000 bonus miles. The offer was limited to one award per frequent-flier account, but there was no limit on how many accounts you could have. So he opened 50, bought 50 Samsung tablets, and immediately sold them to a buyer he鈥檇 lined up in New York to recoup the $25,000 he鈥檇 spent. To avoid the cost of reshipping, he had the tablets sent directly to the buyer. 鈥淚 never saw a single one,鈥 he says. He then called Delta to merge the accounts. After ten minutes of back-and-forth with a befuddled but hamstrung supervisor, he ended up with 1.25 million miles, enough to fly his extended family in first class round-trip to Europe twice. In another scheme, with hotel points, he and a group of his best students booked 17 over-the-water villas for six nights at the new Hilton Maldives Amingiri Resort and Spa, a $150,000-plus endeavor.

鈥淣o one paid a dime,鈥 he says.

By 7:45 A.M., we鈥檙e rolling back into the enclave, this time along a rough road with a rail line and two superhighways being built on either side. Iran stretches off to our left. We blast through checkpoints where soldiers salute. 鈥淭hey probably think we鈥檙e high-ranking officials,鈥 Veley says.

Azerbaijani TV crews film segments following the MTPers around the region.
Azerbaijani TV crews film segments following the MTPers around the region. (Photo: Tim Neville)

We spend the day checking out what I mistake for ancient ruins but are actually cities that Armenian soldiers had ransacked decades ago鈥攄isplacing tens of thousands of Azerbaijanis鈥攁nd then left for the trees and shrubs to reclaim. We wander around a shiny new settlement, Aghali, where the government is building hundreds of houses and giving them away for free to Azerbaijanis who lost their homes under Armenian control. All of the massive infrastructure projects form part of a grand plan called Boyuk Qayidish, the Great Return, which seeks to resettle any of the 1.2 million displaced Azerbaijanis who wish to come back.

No one mentions the horrors the region鈥檚 ethnic Armenians faced鈥攖he expulsions, the death threats, and the cruel and degrading treatment of its POWs, outlined in a 2001 report by Human Rights Watch. 鈥淲e have been victimized and criticized for things we have never done,鈥 Azerbaijan鈥檚 presidential foreign policy adviser, Hikmet Hajiyev, tells me later back in Baku. 鈥淲e would like to turn the page on the war and confrontation and live as normal neighbors, side by side.鈥

As many as one million remaining land mines make that dream challenging to realize, and the Azerbaijani National Agency for Mine Action has been working to find and clear them all. It is incredibly tense work. We stop to watch a demining demonstration where soldiers let Engell, the Danish aid worker, detonate a string of anti-tank mines discovered just off the road we鈥檙e traveling on. Even from 300 yards away, the blast broils my face, shoves me backward, and nearly knocks my phone from my hand.

That night we party at the tank base, where we spend our second and final night. After taking their turns on the automatic weapons, the MTPers wander back to the wedding tent, the flesh on some of their forearms pocked with blisters from the hot spent casings. I stroll off to a nearby stream.

When I look back, Veley is seated with the colonel drinking wine and laughing. Over the coming months, he鈥檒l make four more trips to the region, each one doing nothing to boost his ranking. He鈥檚 coming to terms with the fact that he鈥檒l never complete his own list. 鈥淢otivations haven鈥檛 changed,鈥 he tells me later in a text. 鈥淢oney has dried up.鈥 Even if he did complete it, there鈥檇 still be plenty left for him to do.

鈥淲hy does anyone take on any kind of project?鈥 Veley says. 鈥淲hen you complete it, you get a hit of dopamine and you鈥檙e proud of yourself. There鈥檚 always something that鈥檚 just a little bit new for you that鈥檚 going to give you that jolt of achievement. It鈥檚 the feeling of being at the pinnacle of your craft.鈥

Country collecting might not be the best way to travel, just like bagging every fourteener might not be the best way to climb. Right now there鈥檚 a guy named Winter on a quest to visit every Starbucks on earth, a number that changes almost daily. Sometime in the next few months he鈥檒l hit 20,000 stores, maybe with a trip to Costa Rica or to Britain. 鈥淗ard to plan,鈥 he says. Yet, even with sponsorship and other deals that come from such stunts, isn鈥檛 it all kind of pointless?

Maybe, but stop moving for long enough and someone will bury you.

A hundred yards from the tent, the chatter and the laughter fade under the hiss of the brook. I find a fishing rod the soldiers have strung up and cast a heavy lure into the swift-moving water. Maybe, just maybe, I鈥檒l catch a fish I鈥檝e never seen.

From November/December 2024 Lead Photos: Adobe Stock; Tim Neville (Near Aghda, Azerbaijan)