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Mac Smith wings it with a toboggan over the deck at the old ski patrol shack, now a restaurant, at Aspen Highlands. Smith is one of the many area legends, having served as director of the Highlands ski patrol for 42 years.
(Photo: Doug Driskell)
Mac Smith wings it with a toboggan over the deck at the old ski patrol shack, now a restaurant, at Aspen Highlands. Smith is one of the many area legends, having served as director of the Highlands ski patrol for 42 years.
Mac Smith wings it with a toboggan over the deck at the old ski patrol shack, now a restaurant, at Aspen Highlands. Smith is one of the many area legends, having served as director of the Highlands ski patrol for 42 years. (He was succeeded by Lori Spence, longtime patroller and the first woman in the job.) (Photo: Doug Driskell)

Aspen Has Been Overrun by Zillionaires. Has the Town Lost Its Gonzo Soul?


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The Colorado mountain town has always been famous for its steep skiing, epic powder, and hippies, oddballs, and celebs. But with changes like those of recent years, can a place stay weird?


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The death of Bob Braudis, Pitkin County鈥檚 six-term elected sheriff from 1985 until 2010, was no shock. He was only 77, but color had drained from his cheeks; he talked more slowly, breathing heavily between words; and he had begun walking with a cane. Bob was a friend, but not a tight friend. We exchanged emails over local columns I wrote, and usually talked at gatherings where we both happened to be. There was no apparent reason for feeling heartbroken, but when I heard the news I sighed deeply and rubbed my eyes to hold back tears. Bob鈥檚 memorial service drew hundreds to the Benedict Music Tent on the famous Aspen Institute campus. Nobody has that many close friends. Only those who create widespread connections attract such congregations.

Bob, a long-haired, six-foot-six gentle giant, was the epitome of an Aspen character. Joe DiSalvo, his close friend and successor as sheriff, told me a story that captured Bob鈥檚 free, exuberant spirit, from years ago when ESPN was 鈥渋nterviewing Aspen鈥 to see if it was a worthy locale for the X-Games.

鈥淏ob and I went to meet some ESPN suits at Highlands. One of the execs shook Bob鈥檚 gigantic hand. The exec asked, 鈥楪eez, where鈥檇 you get those hands?鈥 Bob replied, 鈥楾hey came with my dick.鈥欌 Aspen has hosted the ESPN Winter X-Games for two decades running.

Sheriff Bob Braudis and former Aspen mayor, Stacey Standley, horsing around on the gondola plaza, 1990.
Sheriff Bob Braudis and Stacey Standley, Aspen mayor starting in 1973 (when as a 28-year-old bartender he prevailed in a crowded election and then served three terms), horse around on the gondola plaza in 1990. The two were judges for a contest called Maestro for a Minute. (Photo: /Durrance Collection)

The sadness I felt was for certainly, but it was also over the loss of the wacky individualism he took from this world and, more acutely, the town. Bob was the latest on a long list of original Aspen characters now gone, from the truly famous, like John Denver and the gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson, to local oddballs like the serial letter-to-the-editor author Pete Luhn, who wrote almost daily, seemingly only to provoke fights with other readers, and lesser-known old-timers today immortalized by eponymous local landmarks. Puppy Smith Street is the namesake of Harold Smith, a career City of Aspen streets-department employee who once remarked to a couple of kids that the puppies they were selling for a dollar each were so ugly they鈥檇 have to pay him to take one, at which point they handed over a pup and a buck. No Problem Bridge is named for Joe Candreia, who was known for a front-yard junk collection next to his garden, where he claimed he could grow anything, 鈥渘o problem.鈥 The ski run called Felip鈥檚 Leap on Highland Bowl honors a local waiter, Henry Felip, who drove a 1948 Willy鈥檚 Jeep Truck, electing to wear goggles instead of sunglasses, and took all dares to ski any mountain chute or kayak any section of a river, which ultimately resulted in his death on a stretch of whitewater rapids on the Crystal River called Meat Grinder during spring runoff.

Both DiSalvo and his former brother-in-law, Michael Buglione, who were in the midst of a heated sheriff鈥檚 election, were at the memorial. While the two rivals appeared to be similar in their commitment to upholding Aspen鈥檚 historically progressive and humane approach to illegal drug use鈥攚hich basically posits that adults can decide for themselves, we have to protect kids, and addicts shouldn鈥檛 be put in jail鈥攖he election was essentially about convincing voters who was most like Braudis. Also at Bob鈥檚 service was Mick Ireland, Aspen鈥檚 quixotic one-time-or-another mayor, reporter, county commissioner, attorney, distance runner, city councilperson, cyclist, and columnist. DiSalvo had somehow gotten crosswise with Ireland during the campaign, and the loss of his support was probably what would cost him the close election.

Slumped on my front porch that afternoon waiting out a thunderstorm, I wondered how the Aspen Times journalist Mary Eshbaugh Hayes would have viewed Braudis鈥檚 passing. Renowned for her keen observations, Hayes covered Aspen society for 45 years, until her death at 86 in 2015. She wrote about everything without aiming to please anyone. She was an Aspen iconoclast who could distinguish between phonies and free spirits. Hayes could have told me what I really wanted to know: Is anyone coming to replace the characters Aspen is losing?

John Denver at Aspen Airport in 1977
John Denver, who adopted Aspen as his home and was one of its most visible celebs, at the Aspen Airport in 1977 (Photo: Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection/Getty)
Cher in Aspen in 1977
Cher, seen here in Aspen in 1977, was happy to stand out with her own take on mountain fashion, but a regular and homeowner. (Photo: Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection/Getty)

Locals often say that the only constant in Aspen is change. I鈥檒l add, mostly big change.

In the late 1800s, Aspen morphed from serene Ute hunting grounds into a booming silver-rush mining town. That era lasted only 14 years, from 1879 until silver was demonetized in 1893, yet it remains an outsize influence on how Aspen sees itself. Beginning with the mining days, Aspenites have earned a reputation for being loose, uninhibited, creative, different, or, less politely, crazy. What other kind of people would move to its harsh mountain environment and spend their days blasting and chipping through rock to, possibly, uncover enough silver to get rich or, even less likely, make a steady living? No one in the mining era expected a steady paycheck. It was strike it rich or bust!

The silver crash was followed by the Quiet Years, marked by poverty and the Great Depression and leaving only those, as my great-uncle said, 鈥渢oo poor to get anywhere else.鈥 Aspen鈥檚 population dropped from around 16,000 to only several hundred. Most became ranchers and potato farmers for sustenance. Among them were the earliest relatives I knew, and I never learned what made them stick it out.

Beginning with the mining days, Aspenites have earned a reputation for being loose, uninhibited, creative, different, or, less politely, crazy.

In 1945, Walter Paepcke, a Chicago industrialist, arrived with grand ideas of fostering a mecca for healthy mind, body, and spirit, and then introducing it to America鈥檚 privileged class. Aided by the Austrian skiing great Friedl Pfeifer, Paepcke began organizing the installation of a ski lift. Lift 1, then the longest in the world, was built in 1946, not only to carry skiers up Aspen Mountain but to haul the entire town toward its modern destiny. These events also inadvertently opened Aspen up to a wide variety of kooks, fanatics, and characters鈥攑eople who recognized the new ideas and ways of living that the progressive philosophy promised. These transplants were young, strong, and adventurous, giving up pedigrees, advanced degrees, careers, and any notion of a standard American life in exchange for a license to be different in this nascent mountain community.

By the late 1960s, this version of Aspen had attracted the famous, who mingled among Paepcke鈥檚 wealthy and cultivated crowd, all of them living harmoniously alongside quite a few aimless hippies. In the seventies and eighties, marquee celebrities came to town to recreate and, especially, to blend in. During high school summers, I umpired softball games where Jimmy Buffett often pitched for the Downvalley Doughboys, and the Eagles鈥 Glenn Frey managed the Werewolves. Jack Nicholson was considered to be more of a local than a movie star. Cher regularly teased Aspenites with her playful fashion tastes: full-length furs dragging the sidewalks, leather pants tighter than her own skin, and cowboy hats blossoming with peacock feathers. John Denver played lunchtime concerts for middle-school kids. Stevie Nicks wrote 鈥淟andslide鈥 while vacationing here in 1974.

Celebrities still flock to Aspen, but now they seem more focused on standing out than meshing. Some locals, trying to identify the turning point, mention a very public holiday yelling match in 1990 at Bonnie鈥檚 Restaurant on Aspen Mountain, between Donald Trump and his first wife, Ivana, over his then-girlfriend Marla Maples. Now the likes of Kendall Jenner, Paris Hilton, and Justin Bieber unashamedly strike Instagram poses in popular places around town. It鈥檚 as if Aspen鈥檚 magnetism has flipped鈥攖he famous now attract regular folks.

Hunter S. Thompson on his ranch near Aspen in 1976
Hunter S. Thompson, who founded gonzo journalism and lived the life, on his ranch in Woody Creek, ten miles from Aspen, in 1976. Brilliant and bizarre, he was visible and audible in those communities for decades. (Photo: Michael Ochs Archives/Getty)
Fritz Stammberger, 1980
Fritz Stammberger, early ski mountaineer, expedition climber, and another outsize personality, shown here out at the local cliffs. Stammberger, German by birth, lived in Aspen from 1963 until his disappearance in 1975. (Photo: /Cassatt Collection)

As Hunter Thompson wrote in the foreword to Peggy Clifford鈥檚 1980 book To Aspen and Back, which reads like a CT-scan of Aspen鈥檚 innards: 鈥淭he first post WWII immigrants to Aspen were skiers from the Army鈥檚 10th Mountain Division. 鈥 [They] came back to Aspen to live. There wasn鈥檛 much there, but they were freaks. They didn鈥檛 care about anything but skiing. Later most of them turned into fascists.鈥 In typical succinct style, Thompson tipped his hat to some of Aspen鈥檚 earliest modern free spirits in one sentence, and in the next reviled them for eventually succumbing to the lure of real estate development money and investment opportunities.

What had made Aspenites quirky to begin with? While the town is remote and was once isolated鈥攊t鈥檚 set at 8,000 feet in a natural clearing at the end of a forested valley, walled in by majestic peaks鈥攇eography alone was unlikely to have induced the local peculiarity. The source had to be its culture, forming even before Paepcke arrived and in time spread word of mouth among like-minded people.

As Clifford astutely pointed out: 鈥淣othing began in Aspen.鈥 Historically, though, Aspen has attracted many seeking something different, and it has somehow nurtured them, so much so that the town still has a reputation for being flake-friendly and communally weird.

Many residents who arrived after the advent of Aspen skiing culture came running from something鈥攁 nasty breakup or divorce, a war, or the pressures and responsibilities of a 鈥渞eal鈥 job. In 1955, my then 23-year-old mother drove cross-country with a friend, at a time when young women didn鈥檛 do that, to escape the long blustery winters and humid, buggy summers of the Midwest. Yes, some came for the incredible skiing, but, for many, that was just a convenient excuse.

Sheriff DiSalvo, whose office and affability lead him to intersect daily with eccentricity, recently told me, 鈥淲hen I came to Aspen in 1980, I was a misfit. I didn鈥檛 fit in anywhere. I found this place where that was accepted.鈥

Aspen鈥檚 culture of character has always influenced the way its citizens see each other. As kids, we were familiar with a local hulk of a man named Fritz Stammberger, an accomplished German mountaineer who was reputed to be an undercover CIA operative and later purportedly disappeared in the Himalayas. He was often seen on his front porch in jockey shorts, jumping up to grab the deck above him with his fingertips and knock out an impossible number of pull-ups. I鈥檒l never forget spotting him charging up the Ridge鈥攖errain that rises under the Bell Mountain chairlift鈥攊n the middle of a January blizzard, shirtless, gloveless, with skis flung over his shoulder and steam billowing off his torso. We did not see him as an odd duck. He was just one tough local dude.

The Main Street Bakery Cafe
The Main Street Bakery & Cafe was a local institution. Today it seems another kind of symbol, dark and locked up while the developer tries to land a national brand to occupy the space. (Photo: RJ Sangosti/The Denver Post/Getty)
Historic Red Onion Bar and Restaurant
The historic Red Onion Bar and Restaurant, built in 1892 and an enduring locals鈥 hangout, was also an institution. (Photo: Louis Arevalo/Tandem)

In recent years, Aspen has changed significantly yet again, along with resort towns everywhere. During the pandemic, massive federal stimulus money was disbursed widely, and much of it was spent on prized residential real estate investments. At the same time, wealthy white-collar workers, able to do their jobs remotely, could not get away from the COVID-19 lockdowns in cities fast enough, so they literally headed for the hills. With the effects of global warming accelerating, even more people with means continue to eye this protected perch in the cool mountain air.

The pandemic, economic policies, technology, and climate change have combined to make housing costs skyrocket, even higher and faster than they had already been doing since the 1980s. Before that, almost all of Aspen鈥檚 workforce lived in town. In the mid-eighties, increasing numbers of construction workers began commuting into Aspen from downvalley communities like Basalt and Carbondale, places where there was more land to stage their businesses. As Aspen housing costs rose, lower-income worker migration to those towns became middle-income manager migration. By the nineties, young professionals were seeking downvalley semi-affordable family homes. Today less than 30 percent of Aspen鈥檚 workforce lives in the town, and most of these residents bought in years or decades ago. Many young working Aspenites continue living with parents even after graduating from college.

Other results of astronomical housing prices have been an accelerating exodus of aging locals, forced out or cashing out of historic ski towns, and the loss of young seasonal workers, who are scared away by the near impossibility of finding a place to live. I鈥檝e heard anecdotally about these forces draining community personality from places like Vail and Sun Valley, and I鈥檝e seen it clearly in Aspen, the town of my birth. The souls of ski towns are changing.

Today, locals frequently worry that Aspen is losing character. More than any man-made amenity or setting of inherent natural beauty, this intangible attribute is what brings the town鈥檚 mind, body, and spirit to life. It is difficult to predict what the loss means for the town鈥檚 future. It may be only that locals feel the familiarity slipping from a lifestyle that was their passion. Or this period of unease may mark a profound transformation of authentic ski towns like Aspen into controlled, resident-free resorts, like Disneyland.

To answer the question of whether Aspen is still an offbeat town filled with characters, it鈥檚 necessary to try defining what a 鈥渃haracter鈥 means in the collective mind here.

To this end, I sought out Daniel Joseph 鈥淒.J.鈥 Watkins, author, producer of the film Freak Power (a 2020 documentary about Hunter Thompson鈥檚 famous 1970 campaign to become sheriff), curator of Thomas W. Benton鈥檚 gonzo art, and an astute observer of Aspen鈥檚 history as a counterculture incubator. I asked him if a character can make it in ultra-expensive Aspen anymore.

鈥淏ob Braudis told me that to live in Aspen today, you have to figure out how to live off the breadcrumbs of the rich and be able to pick them up without losing your dignity,鈥 he said with a laugh. 鈥淎ll the rich people who came to town wanted to meet Bob. They knew we were friends. I鈥檇 say, 鈥楽ure, bring me an envelope with two thousand cash in it, and I鈥檒l arrange a lunch.鈥 It paid Bob鈥檚 rent.鈥

The price tag on an average Aspen home is a staggering $13 million. Some might claim anyone willing to pay such a price for a middling house is nuts by definition.

It鈥檚 not that gonzo characters can鈥檛 be wealthy. Aspen has embraced many people like this鈥擶alter Paepcke quickly comes to mind. So does Nick DeWolf, an early computer genius who, with Travis Fulton, in the mid-1970s programmed the landmark downtown water fountain that never repeats its pattern, and who installed a bright yellow planetarium and telescope dome on the roof of his lavender Victorian house.

Things have changed noticeably, though. A November 2022 article in The Wall Street Journal called it the most expensive town in America. The price tag on an average Aspen home is a staggering $13 million. Some might claim anyone willing to pay such a price for a middling house is nuts by definition. But even if nonconformists are equally distributed throughout the socioeconomic classes, only the super-wealthy can afford to live in Aspen now. In and of itself, this is homogenization.

Workers in Aspen鈥檚 hotels, restaurants, and shops have historically struggled to make ends meet, getting by on wits and will. It used to be that you didn鈥檛 always know or care where people lived, or if they worked, much less whether they were rich or poor. Today, it鈥檚 a given: if you鈥檙e a newcomer, you have money. Even many doctors and attorneys can鈥檛 afford Aspen. Many wonder who will replace the aging professionals who arrived years ago, when housing was still a possibility on their six-figure salaries. Professionals now eye mid- and downvalley offices and homes and require Aspenites to travel 20 miles or more for their services.

The percentage of Aspenites over age 65 has more than doubled since 2003, to 15.2 percent. Meanwhile, the average age of skiers and snowboarders in the U.S. jumped from 26 to 33 between 2005 and 2020. Psychologists generally agree that creativity peaks by early middle age. Studies confirm that we typically take fewer risks as we get older. It鈥檚 documented that humans become calmer and more emotionally stable later in life. In short, advancing age does not usually sustain nonconformity.

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A jewel of a mountain town: Aspen earns the nickname Glitter Gulch in many ways. (Photo: Jonathan Ross/iStock/Getty)

Many characters on the Aspen scene today came before the advent of concerted efforts to brand the town as 鈥淎spen.鈥 But the place鈥檚 image is not fashioned by creative wanderers anymore. Market surveys now direct it. Aspen no longer throws up an invisible middle finger to take us or leave us; it now alluringly waves manicured hands at those who can pay the price to come closer. If Aspen鈥檚 quirky reputation remains, it is projected by people in business suits on Madison Avenue rather than ski bums pedaling bicycles in ski boots up Mill Street to the slopes.

Currently, the Aspen Ski Company is pushing its new ultra-luxury brand, AspenX, to sell an image and product line appealing to the highest-net-worth individuals. These people won鈥檛 be sleeping on somebody鈥檚 couch like ski bums in the seventies. The hope is they will snugly settle into a suite at the Little Nell for around $2,500 a night. The program was hastily unveiled last spring and spun as a plan to harmoniously meld the 鈥渄uct tape鈥 (i.e., local) and 鈥渄iamond鈥 (visitor) crowds. The duct-tapers were derisive and incredulous: Is this a joke?

I asked DiSalvo a loaded question: Are the ultra-wealthy drawn more by Aspen鈥檚 real estate potential or its wild reputation? He replied, 鈥淣either. It鈥檚 safety. Nobody鈥檚 getting kidnapped. Nobody is getting robbed. The schools are safe. Your kids can get on the bus and go to the movies, and you don鈥檛 have to worry. The new Aspenites think they鈥檙e characters if they stay out past midnight.鈥

In this time of unease in the world, no reasonable person should begrudge rich people seeking security for their families. Still, when everyone is coming to Aspen for safety, that further dilutes the diversity of personalities.

I tweaked the question for D.J.: Do wealthy newcomers appreciate Aspen鈥檚 characters?

He chuckled. 鈥淣aw. 鈥hey probably feel better about themselves without somebody cooler than they are around.鈥

In October, I crewed for family and friends in the local Golden Leaf Half Marathon, which is run through the woods between Snowmass Village and Aspen. Afterward, I thought about the time I ran it in 1984. The race was for zealots. Today, limited entry is granted digitally on a first-come basis. It鈥檚 a bucket-list event.

Sitting on the edge of the pool at the Viceroy Hotel afterward, we soaked tired legs, drinking overpriced imported beers, and tried to ignore the ostentatious velvet-covered king-size bed ensconced in an open, river-rock and fir-beamed cabana for rent by the hour, which took up an entire end of the pool deck. It was hard not to feel squeamish. Is this garish guest option the modern Aspen visitor鈥檚 idea of wild and crazy?

People drawn to Aspen today by such amenities may think they鈥檙e being off the wall, but it鈥檚 done in a contrived way. It鈥檚 like there鈥檚 a premeditated bizarre vacation behavior so clich茅 that it becomes a kind of conformity.

At the beginning of the skiing era, Aspenites strove to use fit bodies, uninhibited minds, and the artistic creativity unleashed by the incredible natural beauty around them to do things that few others could do鈥攕ki faster, climb higher, party harder, write and paint. Many wealthy Aspenites today strive for similar distinction just by spending sums of money that others can鈥檛.

At the top of the Cloud Nine lift at Aspen Highlands, intrepid patrollers used to build a ski jump and launch over their patrol-shack deck while towing a rescue toboggan. In the early 2000s, the structure was converted into an upscale on-mountain restaurant. At some point, an ebullient diner impulsively uncorked an expensive bottle of champagne and sprayed it around the crowded room. That was original and borderline misdemeanor behavior.

Today, almost every day of the ski season, diners make reservations and pre-order cases of $125-a-bottle champagne, which they use to soak and get soaked. It鈥檚 been reported that one patron sprayed $17,500 worth of champagne around the room in a single 鈥渟itting.鈥 The tiny restaurant is Veuve Clicquot鈥檚 largest customer in the U.S. Does this excess add to the Aspen legend? No. Spontaneity is gone. What鈥檚 portrayed as a wild party is thoroughly orchestrated.

Ralph Jackson skiing an early-season run on Independence with his traditional hat, fur coat, cigarette holder in mouth, and shorts
In the 1960s, everyone knew the local skiing clown Ralph Jackson, who did ski ballet in a top hat and long fur coat, smilingly clenching a cigarette holder in his teeth. (Photo: /Hiser Collection)

A smaller Aspen was a more cohesive Aspen. In the 1960s, everyone knew the local skiing clown Ralph Jackson, who did ski ballet in a long fur coat and top hat while clenching a cigarette on a long stem in his teeth. Another character, Ralph Melville, built a quirky lodge at the base of Ajax with his own hands that, largely unchanged, recently sold for $68 million. In the 1950s, Freddie 鈥淭he Fixer鈥 Fisher was an accomplished jazz musician trusted to repair anything brought into his appliance store. In recent years, we had Benny the Blade, a Rollerblading, sunbathing, cutoff-wearing, long-blond-haired, year-round presence for three decades. I unexpectedly ran into him at the Santa Monica Pier not long ago, and he told me he could no longer afford Aspen rents.

As modern Aspen has flushed its workforce into neighboring towns, we simply don鈥檛 get to know each other as well, spending more time in our cars and managing lives spread over multiple communities. If a maverick speaks amid the din of our continual shuffle and nobody hears, did they make a point?

D.J. is an optimist. He鈥檚 weary of the doom-and-gloom talk dominating the local scene. He feels Aspen will somehow survive the billionaires too. With a flicker of hope, he says, 鈥淢aybe it鈥檚 the people who shun money who become the new characters!鈥 Then, almost as if someone dimmed the lights inside Aspen Public House, one of Aspen鈥檚 last locals鈥 hangouts, he muses, 鈥淏ut where are they going to live?鈥

Characters may make us smile, wonder, and shake our heads, or they may piss us off, but for any to be authentic, the persona has to be truthful. Counterfeit insanity is on display now when people come to Aspen and want to believe in the craziness of either themselves or those they associate with. When we gaze at Aspen today, more and more often we see what we want to see or what once was. It鈥檚 just not real anymore.

When we gaze at Aspen today, more and more often we see what we want to see or what once was.

Elizabeth Paepcke anticipated the disintegration of her husband鈥檚 vision for Aspen some four decades ago. At the Aspen Design Conference in 1987, she asked the crowd: 鈥淎re we going to kill the golden goose by feeding the animal until its liver becomes distended, and we produce p芒t茅 so rich that none of us can digest it anymore? What price glory?鈥 She concluded that Aspen 鈥渉as become a town of glitz and glamour鈥濃攁nd said her heart was broken.

I asked DiSalvo what might save what鈥檚 left of old, quirky Aspen. 鈥淣othing,鈥 he said. 鈥淚 think it鈥檚 dead.

鈥淚t used to be that we saw something that didn鈥檛 work and said, 鈥楾his sucks!鈥,鈥 he added. 鈥淲e鈥檝e lost our ability to say, 鈥楾his doesn鈥檛 work for us.鈥 Remember the indoor smoking ban? People told us, 鈥榊ou can鈥檛 do that.鈥 We said, 鈥榃hy not?鈥 That was 1985! We were the first place in the country to do that!鈥

I went into this exploration hoping to uncover a way for future oddballs and misfits to come to Aspen, to continue its tradition of sheltering a confederacy of freaks. Sadly, it seems that all paths today run through an investment bank, and new travelers are guided by a trustee. The reality pierces my heart. Aspen鈥檚 lost character is collateral damage from the scattershot of national and world events, leaving the town鈥檚 lifeblood gushing from too many wounds to stanch.

I once saw a bumper sticker in Leadville, Colorado, that said: 鈥淲e鈥檙e all here because we鈥檙e not all there.鈥 It is funny because it honestly represents many of the renegades living in that rough-and-tumble mountain town just 55 miles away, haphazardly built on the slag dredged up during the silver rush. In the moment, I envied that slogan, because at one time it would have been apt in Aspen, too. But, as nice as it might have looked on the bumper of a Saab 900 hatchback parked in front of the Hotel Jerome in 1985, it wouldn鈥檛 look right on a shiny Range Rover today. In fact, it would likely offend some who have proudly invested millions in their second or third homes here.

So if Aspen is no longer a haven for eccentrics, what is it instead? We鈥檙e all here because we鈥檙e all rich? We鈥檙e all here because, if we leave now, we鈥檒l never get back in? We鈥檙e hanging on, hoping to win the lottery for the short supply of subsidized workforce housing? We believe in miracles? As we helplessly watch the gonzo era die, we try to figure this out. Perhaps we are all here because we haven鈥檛 got a clue about where else we would go.