Ever come across an incredible hotel that stops you mid-scroll and makes you think, Wow, wouldn鈥檛 it be something to stay there?聽We do, too鈥攁ll the time. Welcome to Friday Fantasy, where we highlight amazing hotels, lodges, cabins, tents, campsites, and other places perched in perfect outdoor settings. Read on for the intel you need to book an upcoming adventure here. Or at least dream about it.
The puzzle in the living room of The Swag is mind-bendingly hard. The fire is roaring, and I鈥檓 nursing a cocktail while I work through hundreds of carved wooden pieces, so I鈥檓 not exactly suffering as I try to build an image of a pig (or is it a peacock?) with no picture for guidance. I鈥檓 convinced I鈥檒l achieve spiritual enlightenment if I finish it, so I鈥檓 tempted to work on this puzzle all day, but there are hikes to be done. Vistas to view. And I have to make it back for afternoon tea and cookies, so I should really get moving.

Therein lies the beautiful juxtaposition of The Swag, a collection of luxurious cabins and lodge rooms that shares a border with Great Smoky Mountains National Park: There鈥檚 all kinds of outdoor adventure to be had in its聽 backyard, from fly-fishing remote trout streams inside the park, to leaf-peeping old-growth tulip poplars, to hiking the trails on its own private 250 acres. But you could also just fill your stay with leisurely pursuits between meals, like soaking in the grand hot tub, which overlooks a pond; playing croquet; taking advantage of the spa; or, yes, focusing on a puzzle. The Swag could give you an existential crisis if you didn鈥檛 already have a firm grasp on your own identity. Do I explore? Or do I lounge? Who am I?
The hotel sits atop the Cataloochee Divide, a 5,000-foot-high ridgeline that shares its eastern border with the national park. The location couldn鈥檛 be more perfect if you鈥檝e come to see the amazing fall colors: hike to two different high-elevation balds with 50-mile views of the tallest mountains east of the Mississippi without even leaving the premises.
The Swag was named after the saddle between those two balds. Originally a family home built in the 1970s, it opened as a hotel in 1982 in time to entertain guests attending the World鈥檚 Fair in Knoxville, Tennessee (95 miles away) who wanted a retreat to explore the wild southern Appalachians. After extensive renovations in 2018, the rustic lodge was tapped as a Relais & Ch芒teaux member in 2020 and is now considered one of the premiere destinations in the South.
Today the all-inclusive property successfully straddles the line between opulence and down-home comfort without feeling ostentatious. Imagine if your grandmother had generational wealth, exceptional taste, and lived to spoil you鈥攖hat鈥檚 what a stay at feels like.
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You could never leave the expansive property and find plenty to do. Earlier this month, my wife and I spent an afternoon hiking the two-mile Nature Loop Trail below the lodge; it passes by a waterfall and wends through rhododendron tunnels before popping out at Gooseberry Knob, a rolling mountaintop meadow with endless views of Maggie Valley below. (Sunrise at Gooseberry is a life-affirming event). Anglers can head to the stocked pond, making a stop at its tackle shed, complete with spinning rods. And of course, there are lawn games galore.

But one of the most special aspects of The Swag is that it shares a mile-long border with Great Smoky Mountains National Park鈥攖he two properties are separated by a wooden fence built when the park was established in 1940鈥攕o you can literally step out the back door of the main lodge and explore one of the least crowded corners of America鈥檚 most visited national park. I recommend hiking or running a three-mile loop southwest along the that begins at the lodge; it crosses over 5,556-foot Hemphill Bald and takes in an incredible panorama, all the way to the distant Black Mountains. Hemphill was once home to a sheep farm but is now a working cattle ranch, so close the gate behind you when you enter and leave the meadow.

For a bigger adventure, head deeper into the national park on a loop called Big Trees Around the Block. It combines the Cataloochee Divide, McKee Branch, Caldwell Fork, and Hemphill Bald Trails for an 8.5-mile excursion with more than 2,000 feet of gain that delivers you to the remnants of a farmstead community that existed well before the park was designated. Bring your fly rod and spend some time casting into Caldwell Fork Creek, populated by healthy native brook trout.

Choice Cabins
The Swag鈥檚 11 guest rooms are divided between two lodges and seven cabins. I stayed in Annie鈥檚 Room, designed with a king-size bed, a stone fireplace, and a bathroom with a soaking tub and steam shower. The porch overlooks the croquet lawn and has sunrise views and its own outdoor shower.
If you鈥檙e looking to spread out, I suggest Trinity Cottage, which has three master suites and can sleep up to eight. Two private balconies afford mountain views and feature wood-burning stoves, and one of the balconies has an outdoor copper soaking tub (call dibs if you book this cabin with friends).
And for a true cabin-in-the-woods experience, book the recently renovated Hummingbird, a stone and timber structure complete with a small woodstove, a soaking tub, and a steam shower. The back porch, which has another shower, is super private and faces the deep forest of the national park.
Eat and Drink
At The Swag you鈥檙e a dozen curvy miles from the nearest restaurant or gas station, so forget about popping into town for a quick bite. Besides, your stay here includes meals; when you check in, you make a few dinner and lunch choices.
My wife and I showed up for Sunday brunch, an easygoing affair served on a porch overlooking a lush lawn set up for聽 croquet and cornhole. Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton played on the sound system as we feasted on grilled salmon, shrimp and grits (which I couldn鈥檛 get enough of), cheddar biscuits, and a tangy Bloody Mary salad with tomatoes and celery, all of which is platedon local pottery.
Lunch (sandwiches, your choice of various salads, and chips) can be packed in to-go bags or a picnic basket to enjoy on a hike or while lounging somewhere on-site, while the dinner menu changes nightly and consists of multiple courses. One evening our meal started with panko-encrusted shrimp, followed by grilled trout, a fantastic creamy celery-root soup, and rib eye with cremini mushrooms. Dessert was a chocolate-chip pie served in a tiny skillet, topped with ice cream. Every course set in front of me was the best thing I鈥檇 ever had, until the next course came out and it became the best thing I鈥檇 ever had.
There鈥檚 also snacking between meals: tea and cookies at 3 P.M., heavy hors d鈥檕euvres at 5. I filled a plate with charcuterie, and tried grilled pigeon for the first time (delicious!). There鈥檚 always a pitcher of iced tea ready to pour on a small table near to the kitchen and a local sodas and small containers of ice cream for the taking in a cooler out on the breezeway.
For decades, The Swag was a bring-your-own-bottle kind of place, but the renovations added a cocktail bar with a robust whiskey selection and wine cellar, and I found myself ordering Smoked Old Fashioneds and wandering the property looking for different places to drink them: by the fire, in an Adirondack chair facing the horizon, up in a treehouse鈥 Or sign up for a Garden to Glass tour to stroll the property鈥檚 culinary garden with the bartender, harvest herbs, and then have them create a delicious cocktail that uses those same plants.
When to Go

The Swag is open from late March to early December. There鈥檚 no bad month to visit. March and December could deliver magical snows at that elevation, May through August are vibrant and green, and October and early November deliver a kaleidoscope of color.
How to Get There
If you鈥檙e flying, the closest airport is in Asheville, North Carolina, 40 miles east. Most of that mileage is covered on I-40, but the last few miles cruise through Christmas-tree and corn farms before climbing the increasingly serpentine Swag Road. At its gatehouse, you鈥檒l be met by a valet who will park your car, give you a glass of champagne or beer, and whisk you to the top of the mountain in an electric Volvo XC 90, where your room awaits.
Don鈥檛 Miss

Elk were reintroduced to Great Smoky Mountains National Park in 2001 and are thriving. The massive animals tend to congregate in valley meadows on the eastern and western edges of the park. Time your visit for October and you can , the annual mating ritual in which bulls bugle and fight for the attention of the cows. Show up in Cataloochee Valley at sunrise or sunset to see the most action, and keep your distance; elk can be aggressive during the rut.
Details

To book:
Price: From $875 a night, two-night minimum stay, all-inclusive (except alcohol)
Address: 2300 Swag Road
Waynesville, NC 28785

Graham Averill has written several 国产吃瓜黑料 travel articles of late about North Carolina, including a recent review of Asheville’s Wrong Way River Lodge and Cabins and a roundup of local hot spots聽about that same mountain city.聽He loves writing about adventure in his own backyard.