If Budweiser is America, then Bud Light Lime should be Puerto Rico: the lighter, maybe I鈥檒l have one-too-many, laid-back cousin. Puerto Rico is affordable, offers a vast array of cultural oddities, and has a plethora of tropical treats like sun, sand, and surfing. This聽is why you should go right now.听
Let鈥檚 start by talking about the price, because that鈥檚 the first thing everyone asks. My girlfriend and I were in Seattle when we decided to look at plane rides. Seattle to San Juan, round trip, for two? $600, out of the gate. Playing around with dates a little, it stayed roughly the same. I also looked at flights out of Phoenix and Los Angeles, and they were the same, too. And so we booked a flight. It was a red-eye out of Seattle with one of those awful connections at O鈥橦are, but hey, cheap is cheap.听
The next step was finding a place to stay. Hotels, especially in old San Juan, are insanely expensive鈥$200 per night or more. But, on Airbnb, a small apartment with an outdoor kitchen and a massive rooftop deck rents for under $100 a night. We settled on twelve nights in that apartment, for roughly $1,000. The long-term rental netted us a discount.听
One of the big draws, especially to old San Juan, was the architecture. Something like New Orleans meets Key West. The city itself, established by Juan Ponce de Leon in 1508, and henceforth occupied by the Spanish, Dutch, English, and perhaps soon, mainland Americans, is rich in culture in a way only a 500-year-old city can be. I鈥檒l let you learn more about OSJ on the Internet because I鈥檓 here not to talk about the past, but instead give you options for the future.听
Our first evening there, we got a call from an old friend who lives about 20 minutes inland from that apartment. is a surfboard shaper, born and raised in Puerto Rico. His specialties聽are traditional mid-length, single-fin logs, and my favorite: a 9鈥 3鈥 pig with a flow-through skeg. he shapes and glasses all of his boards in a聽workshop he and his brother built in their backyard. Self-taught, Ricky is now climbing the surfing ladder, even visiting the mainland on occasion to do some shaping special clients. Anyways, Ricky suggested we surf the next morning at a spot called La Ocho. If you visit, there鈥檚 a wonderful shop nearby that will rent you boards: .听
La Ocho is conveniently located just five minutes from Old San Juan. Ricky suggested we meet at the crack of dawn, then showed up an hour late, asking, 鈥淒o you like to surf big waves?鈥 I pulled on a pair of trunks, followed Ricky out, and charged a set of waves that were well over 10 feet on the face, and reeling off a massive rock that sat maybe a quarter-mile off the coast.听
I caught maybe five waves, each more massive than the next, before my weak little arms couldn鈥檛 pull me back into the lineup. In so doing I learned a few lessons that I can pass onto you: First, when a Puerto Rican says it鈥檚 big, that mean鈥檚 it鈥檚 really big. Also, when the swell starts to dos, and you wait it out a little too long, there鈥 won鈥檛 be waves. So go when it鈥檚 good, when it鈥檚 big, and then try not to die.听
Our next move was to find a rental car. For something like $15 per-day, we snagged a sweet little Toyota Yaris, with four door and all the MPGs you could want. We borrowed a set of soft pads for the roof, strapped a pair of Ricky鈥檚 boards on top, and headed west towards the town of Rincon, the unofficial surfing capitol of the territory. A friend-of-a-friend loaned us his house, but for you, future adventure seeker, I鈥檇 again suggest using Airbnb. Rincon is like a jungle oasis for surfers seeking both warm waters, and big waves. Perfect, really, if your side something under nine-feet. Seek out spots like Maria鈥檚, Domes, and while you鈥檙e on your way there, Wilderness, Surfer鈥檚 Beach, and Jobos, which is furthest to the east, and the most new-surfer-friendly of the bunch.听
Rincon the town is small, but vibrant. Music festivals are a constant feature. Aside from the surf, Rincon and the surrounding area are full of dry-land adventures, including the most incredible Cubano sandwich you鈥檒l ever have (, near San Jose), as well as some beautiful light houses you can stop and visit (Punta Higuera and El Faro). Advise from that, I鈥檇 advise pulling out the ol鈥 flip flops, and pouring back a few pints at , or some passion fruit margaritas at , and forgetting about whatever it is you need to forget about.听
Back in old San Juan, we returned our rental car and settled back into city life. During the week, when the cruise ships aren鈥檛 in port, the city remains full of life, but slow-paced enough that it remains far from stressful. You drink coffee int eh Plaza de Armas, watching the pigeon man feed his pigeons, then stroll along the ancient walls that line the city, ogling the colonial architecture. Coconut popsicles at are worth the pennies.
The best part? In order to soak up all this exotic culture, you don鈥檛 even need a passport, and the currency is the dollar. Skip your next visit to Florida, and go to a place that really wants you (and right now needs you) to visit.听