Go to Glacier instead. Ha! Just a little national park humor, there, Mark. In 2011, more than 3.6 million people visited Yellowstone National Park, a quarter of them (roughly 906,000) came in the month of July. So while summer isn鈥檛 exactly the low season, there are many ways to enjoy the 3,400-square-mile park without having to fight the crowds.
Get there early in the day
The park entrances are open 24 hours a day in the summer. The earlier you go, the more likely the RV-driving tourists will still be asleep. Sunrise (which occurs just before 6 a.m. there in July) is the most gorgeous time, especially for taking photos. Check the schedule for Old Faithful late the day before in the visitor center, and see if it鈥檚 predicted to erupt in the early morning hours.
Skip the famous geysers
If you don鈥檛 make it to the 142-mile Grand Loop Road early to catch the famous Yellowstone geysers, forget about even trying to see them. Instead, hike to a backcountry geyser. One favorite is a five-mile out-and-back climb through quiet meadows and old-growth pine stands to , which erupts roughly every three hours. The hike begins just off the road between Old Faithful and the West Thumb geothermal area. 聽
Get off the road
There are 466 miles of pavement in Yellowstone. A common saying goes that less than 10 percent of visitors venture more than a mile away from it. In fact, a vast majority never even wander beyond the boardwalks surrounding the geysers. As a result, there are about 1,000 miles of trails that almost no one touches. The quietest backpacking route is the 聽 in the park鈥檚 remote, southeast corner. It skirts the shore of Yellowstone Lake, and meanders up the Yellowstone River to a literal no-man鈥檚 land where elk and grizzlies roam. Just getting into the park on the trail is a challenge: it鈥檚 a 30-mile hike on the Thorofare route to reach Yellowstone鈥檚 border from the outside.
Kayak Yellowstone Lake
Yellowstone Lake is the largest freshwater lake above 7,000 feet in elevation in the U.S., with a surface area of more than 130 square miles, and its shoreline is practically untouched. If you鈥檙e looking for a guide, in Jackson leads overnight trips for $625.