Before coming to 国产吃瓜黑料, I spent close to four years living, working, and traveling abroad. During that time, I took dozens of flights鈥攐n everything from jumbo jets to shaky prop planes鈥攁nd hated every single one of them. Ironically, I suffer from terrible plane anxiety that not even an in-flight menu of cocktails and a series of early-nineties聽Tom Hanks rom-coms can cure. For me, flying is an unfortunate side effect of聽my obsession with exploring new places,聽and my self-imposed exposure therapy has done nothing to help.
Living out of a backpack for several years also made me a packing minimalist. My idea of comfort is a rolled-up sweatshirt as a pillow, and anything I take with me has to pass a rigorous selection process before making it into my bag. Combined with my normal insomnia and the crushing fear of being in a flying metal death tube, this means that, minus quick naps in moments of unbearable exhaustion, I鈥檝e never fallen asleep on a flight, be it聽a six-hour red-eye to New York or a 17-hour sufferfest to Qatar.
There are a whole host of products available at airport kiosks or online that promise聽to turn my 17-inch-wide seat into a four-poster bed. So聽on a recent trip to Italy with my mom, I decided to break from my light-travel principles and try them all鈥攁t the same time. Over the course of eight flights and more than 30 hours in the air (flying from Santa Fe to Palermo takes a lot of connections), I wanted to see, once and for all, if there鈥檚聽anything out there to聽help alleviate my flight stress.
FaceCradle Wanderlust ($40)

You鈥檝e probably seen ads for , a contraption that looks like you鈥檙e sticking your head聽through a plush toilet seat. Its absurd design is why I鈥檓 surprised to admit that it was a clear favorite among the pillowy聽products I tried. The FaceCradle won聽out because it can聽accommodate any type of sleeper in virtually any position. You can use it in the most popular (and arguably most ridiculous-looking) fashion:聽attached to your headrest via a strap, with your face folded forward through the hole. Or it can be used as a pillow on your tray table聽or as a traditional neck pillow. My chosen method, though, was to prop it open on my shoulder and rest the side of my face on it, allowing me to almost feel like I was lying on my side in bed. Unlike normal聽pillows, I didn鈥檛 have to worry about it slipping between the crack between my seat and the wall and could hold that position even when sitting in an聽aisle seat. The memory-foam filling and velvety cover made it comfy yet breathable. The only downside is its packability; while not ultra bulky, I鈥檇 still have a hard time justifying it for an extended trip. Otherwise, I have to say: it鈥檚 worth the side-eye from other passengers.
Bose Quiet Comfort 35II Headphones ($350)

I鈥檝e always been a $20-earbuds-from-CVS type of girl聽and thought that people who bought expensive headphones were suckers. But I have to admit that these made the single biggest difference in combating my flight fear. The active noise canceling did a startlingly good job at filtering out ambient engine sounds, the slight changes of which聽normally signal imminent doom to my anxiety-riddled brain. Encased in the glorious silence, I briefly forgot I was on a plane at all聽and even managed to drift off to the soothing voice of Tom Hanks in You鈥檝e Got Mail.
Sunany Inflatable Tray Table Pillow ($19)

There are a half dozen different types of these on Amazon, so I picked 聽with good reviews and two-day shipping. I had high hopes, given that it fit my ultralight requirement and came with an eye mask, but in reality, it achieved subpar results. Here鈥檚 how it works: you blow it up (not an easy task at 35,000 feet), stick it on your tray table, put your head through the top hole and your arms through the sides, and you鈥檙e off to dreamland. Well, sort of. When paired with my headphones and a scarf over my head, I felt like I was in my own warm, dark fort. But it was a little too warm. Even after I took聽the scarf off my head, my breathing made this thing a hotbox in about 20 minutes. The biggest problem, though, was that the guy in front of me treated his seat like a rocking chair, slamming back into my head every ten minutes. Other than that, it was fairly comfortable鈥攎aybe just go for one with a bit more ventilation, like the .
Lululemon Vinyasa Scarf ($48)

Versatility is my top condition聽for any travel gear. promises just that. While the company says it can be worn seven ways, I鈥檝e had friends find far more uses, including as a shopping bag, a skirt, and a shirt. Still, $50 for a scarf? While I was skeptical, it became聽the item I used most on my trip. On the plane, it was a breathable light-blocking head cover and an alternative to those flimsy airplane blankets. Once I got to Italy, it became a towel, a beach cover-up, and a shawl, which came in handy when I had to cover my scandalously bare shoulders in Catholic churches.
Topo Designs Mini Quick Pack ($49)

They say we all become our parents eventually, and with a fanny pack around my waist, I certainly felt like my mom circa the 1990s. Sure, these pieces have聽been making a comeback, but I swore I would never, ever use one out of fear that I鈥檇 suddenly feel the urge to start wearing high-waisted jeans and Keds. But has converted me. My passport and boarding pass, usually precariously shoved into a pocket of a jacket or backpack, could be safely zipped away and were easily accessible at my waist, along with my phone, cash, and a small travel camera. Getting through customs was never so fast聽or hands-free. Plus, it took the place of the bulky backpack I聽usually put under the seat in front of me, giving me far more leg room. Off the plane, I felt confident navigating the city with my valuables, unafraid of the notorious Palermo聽pickpockets my relatives had warned me about. Did I feel a little dorky? Yes. Did I care? No.
Fly LegsUp聽Flight Hammock ($55)

I鈥檝e taken enough long flights to see the appeal of , which allows you to elevate your feet聽in a sort-of fabric sling. On many planes, those metal footrests have become a thing of the past (and never worked that well, anyway). As a side sleeper, I was excited by the possibility of being able to curl my knees up like I was lying in a recliner. Unfortunately, that wasn鈥檛 the reality. Whether due to design flaws or my own incompetence, trying to set this up in a cramped economy seat was an ordeal, and I was glad that I had my mom sitting next to me in the aisle seat, as she absorbed the hits from my flying knees and elbows and blocked the curious stares from strangers in the process. Assembly聽required putting together a small U-shaped metal frame that sits upright on the floor and is attached to a fabric sheet, which I had to maneuver under me and put my legs on top of. After about 20 minutes, I was finally able to adjust it. I then blew up the three included inflatable pillows to stick inside the hammock to rest my feet and knees on. Even after all that, I had a hard time keeping it from collapsing and found it frustrating to repeat the entire process every time I needed to use the bathroom or stretch my legs. I鈥檒l admit it was mildly comfortable resting聽on my side with my legs curled up. But it wasn鈥檛聽worth the effort. The bulk also took up聽precious space in my carry-on that I was hoping to save for duty-free olive oil and cheese.
Vapur Eclipse Water Bottle ($10)

I love my mom, but the amount of plastic water bottles I saw her use on this trip to avoid the heft聽of a reusable one in her bag and the 鈥渇unny-tasting鈥 water was hard to stomach. solved this problem for me. Its flat, foldable design rolled up small enough to fit inside my fanny pack. The聽 comes with a filter聽for聽locales with unsafe drinking water聽and would help with my mom鈥檚 sensitive taste buds.
Trtl Travel Pillow ($30)

I鈥檝e hated every neck pillow I鈥檝e ever tried, from inflatables to memory foam, but thought I鈥檇 give a shot. It bills itself as the most comfortable neck pillow on the market, thanks to supersoft fleece and improved neck support. To put it bluntly: it wasn鈥檛. The Trtl聽functions like a Velcro scarf, with a rigid side that鈥檚 supposed to save you from neck pain by keeping your head upright. The problem is that, when wrapped too loosely, it slips out from under your cheek, but adjusting it tighter made me feel like I was being strangled. I will admit that I managed to fall asleep in it during a layover in Rome after two straight sleepless nights,聽and I woke up groggy but with no neck pain, so I suppose it did its job聽under extreme circumstances.