Toyota only sells about 3,000 Land Cruisers a year in the United States these days. That鈥檚 聽of the volume of something like the RAV4 or Camry. The current model was launched way back in 2008聽and is significantly slower, less spacious, and uses more fuel than any of the three-row SUV competition, which all cost less money, too. So why did my fianc茅e and I聽just buy one? Let鈥檚 start with why the Land Cruiser is wrong for a lot of people聽and then move onto the things it gets very, very right.聽
Downsides to the Toyota Land Cruiser
Weight: The Land Cruiser weighs 5,815 pounds. To put that in perspective, the Toyota Tundra pickup, which has the same engine, starts out at 5,170 pounds. Something like the larger, more spacious Ford Expedition聽weighs 5,443 pounds.聽
Fuel Economy: The Land Cruiser averages 14 miles per gallon, according to the EPA. We鈥檝e been getting ten. You can thank that weight聽and the simple 5.7-liter V-8聽it shares with the smaller Tundra for that. The bigger, faster Expedition averages 20 miles per gallon.聽
Design: I mean this in terms of pleasing the eye;聽inside and out, the Land Cruiser looks more like a Highlander than聽a luxury SUV. The exterior is utterly forgettable, while the interior suffers from parts-bin switchgear聽and a heavy reliance on silver-colored plastics.聽
Infotainment: Our 2020 Land Cruiser has what has to be the most outdated infotainment system still on sale in 2019. There鈥檚 a nine-inch touchscreen, but its resolution is poor, and it doesn鈥檛 include Android Auto or Apple CarPlay. That means you鈥檙e left with Toyota鈥檚 own navigation program, which looks like it was developed in聽the mid-2000s. The system can sync with our phones using Bluetooth, in order to play music and make phone calls, but can鈥檛 display any details of what you鈥檙e listening to on its screen聽or control anything but volume. It also lacks the ability to communicate with your phone when you鈥檙e away from the vehicle, so聽you can鈥檛 use your phone to remote-start the Land Cruiser.聽
Third-Row Space: The first and second rows of seats in the Land Cruiser are extremely spacious and comfortable, even when filled to capacity. The third row? Not so much. Because the full-size spare is mounted underneath the vehicle聽between its frame rails, there鈥檚 no room for the third row to fold into the floor. Instead,聽it splits in the middle, and both halves fold up to the sides. Sitting back there also feels like sitting on the floor, and as far as I can tell聽(and I鈥檓 six foot two), there are聽approximately zero inches of legroom. There鈥檚 no room behind the third row for luggage when it鈥檚 in use, and the seats impair cargo space significantly when folded up.聽
Price: The Land Cruiser starts at $85,315. The only option is a $2,220 rear-seat entertainment system, plus a special Heritage Edition that fits fancy wheels and some badges, for a total price of $87,645. There鈥檚 no way to get around that being an extremely large sum of money, particularly when you consider that this model has been around for almost 12 years聽and that it can鈥檛 even connect to your phone properly.聽

What the Land Cruiser Gets Right
Durability: Where any other Toyota is designed and durability-tested to fulfill a 15-year service life of typical on-road use, the company builds and tests the Land Cruiser to ensure it can survive 25 years of constant off-road use in good condition. Unlike virtually every other vehicle on the market, the Land Cruiser is not built down to a price, it鈥檚 built up to this requirement.聽
Serviceability: Because the Land Cruiser is fitted with the relatively simple聽and very common 5.7-liter V-8 from the Tundra, we鈥檒l be able to find parts for it at every auto store in North America (and on many other continents). And any auto聽shop will have experience working on that power train. Ever waited a week for a part to get shipped from another country while you and your vehicle are stranded at a small mechanic鈥檚 shop in the middle of nowhere? I have, but that will never, ever happen with the Land Cruiser.聽
Ride Quality: Take one of the strongest ladder frames ever created, bolt a body on top with vibration-isolating rubber dampers, then fit the highest-quality suspension system your company knows how to make, and you鈥檙e going to get a truck that rides like a bank vault floating through the air. This is one area where the Land Cruiser鈥檚 immense weight helps. Due to the high sprung-to-unsprung weight ratio, the movement of the wheels, tires, and rear axle has聽remarkably little influence over the vehicle鈥檚 body. That鈥檚 why this live-rear-axle vehicle rides better than alternatives fitted with independent rear suspension.聽
Vision: It鈥檚 fashionable right now to design cars and trucks with slim glass houses鈥攖hat鈥檚 the portion of the vehicle wrapped in windows. But what looks cool on the outside translates to incredibly poor vision from the inside out. The Land Cruiser may not be trendy, but you can see out of its huge windows and windshield unimpaired, and that helps you navigate everything from city traffic to off-road obstacles with total confidence.聽
Features: The buttons on the Land Cruiser are pulled out of of an economy car, the silver accents are all plastic, and the infotainment system is awful, but the compromises stop there. The center-console storage bin? That鈥檚 a powered fridge you can use to keep drinks or snacks chilled. It鈥檚 big enough for a bottle of champagne. The cubby where the ashtray used to be? That鈥檚 a capacitive charger you can use聽to power up your Apple Watch. The steering wheel? It鈥檚 heated. This SUV features every electronic driver aid possible this side of autonomous driving. The big touchscreen displays obstacles when you鈥檙e off-road. Jeeps do that, too, but the Land Cruiser shows you what鈥檚 to your sides and rear聽as well as what鈥檚 in front of you. I have it set to do that on the road, too, any time we go below five聽miles per hour. I could go on, but the list would end up longer than this article. As I explained to my fianc茅e, Virginia, if it鈥檚 a thing, the Land Cruiser has it. And unlike most other vehicles, it won鈥檛 be a thing that will break.聽
Traction: The Land Cruiser is fitted with full-time four-wheel drive. That means it nominally operates in all-wheel drive, but at the push of a button, you can lock the center differential聽and put it in four-wheel drive. That center diff is , which splits 40 percent of its torque to the front axle聽and 60 percent to the rear in normal driving. Should one wheel break traction, it can redirect up to 75 percent of that torque to the axle with the most traction. On a paved road, in the kind of winter weather we鈥檝e been having here in Montana, that鈥檚 the best arrangement possible. It allows the truck to find traction as we drive on聽constantly varying surfaces. Locking the center diff splits torque 50/50; this achieves more traction than even a best-possible all-wheel-drive聽system like this one can, but it can only be employed in slippery conditions. On top of that, there鈥檚 also a traction-control-based system that tweaks individual brake calipers to mimic the function of locking axle diffs, and even an off-road cruise-control system that manages traction for you while maintaining a constant (very low) speed.聽
Articulation and Angles: Sway bars transfer force from one side of a car to the other, helping to control body roll in corners. That鈥檚 a huge help in high-speed corners on the road聽but limits wheel articulation off-road. So聽disconnecting those sway bars on dirt helps your wheels stay in contact with the driving surface. Only a very聽small number of the most capable off-road vehicles are equipped with disconnecting sway bars. And聽unlike other solutions, Toyota developed a system for the Land Cruiser that is 聽and automatic to connect and disconnect them, meaning it鈥檚 much more robust than the聽electronic alternative. In action, you never need to think about it; on the road, the vehicle corners flat, but over uneven obstacles, your wheels are capable of dropping further beneath the truck. This system pairs with what are extremely impressive approach, departure, and breakover angles for such a large SUV, along with a very short wheelbase, to grant the Land Cruiser off-road ability rivaling that of smaller, less refined vehicles, like a Jeep Wrangler.聽
Lighting: Every lighting element that I鈥檝e聽been able to find, inside and out, is LED. For stuff like the brake lights and interior lights, that means I鈥檒l never have to replace a bulb. Up front聽it means the stock headlights are the best stock headlights I鈥檝e ever used. They have an incredibly wide spread of totally even, smooth coverage聽and project nearly as far down a dark road as聽an aftermarket lighting system.

Why We Need One
Where we live, in Bozeman, Montana, weather conditions are extreme聽and unpredictable. The nearest NOAA radar station is 175 miles away, in Great Falls, and can鈥檛 penetrate the mountains surrounding it, so there are effectively no trustworthy weather forecasts for the area. Blizzards can happen any month of the year, and we drive off-road every single day to take the dogs for a hike, visit friends, and just get from point A聽to point B. The road-critter situation here is very real聽and very dangerous.聽
And that鈥檚 just here at home. We also drive all over the West Coast, from southern Baja to northern Alaska, while carrying all the camping gear you鈥檇 expect, plus three big dogs. Heck, just between people and dogs, we load the truck up with 555 pounds every time we leave the driveway.
I can鈥檛 think of a vehicle that can tackle all those challenges together, and do that not just for a few years聽but for a few decades. In fact, a stock Land Cruiser can鈥檛 either, which is why we鈥檙e modifying it. Another thing that鈥檚 great about these things? Off-road accessories are widely available, and there鈥檚 a solid knowledge base around getting the most out of this platform.聽

What We Plan to Do
This is going to be Virginia鈥檚聽daily driver. This SUV gives her the ability to drive around Montana, or anywhere else, in total confidence that she won鈥檛 get stuck, break down, or have her truck disabled if she hits a deer. So聽we need more traction, the ability to self recover, and protection against those aforementioned road critters聽as well as common off-road obstacles. And we intend to achieve those merits without ruining what makes the stock Land Cruiser so good in the first place. I鈥檒l聽cover these changes periodically in future articles, hopefully informing your ability to create trucks that are also peerlessly capable off-road聽but which remain refined and safe on highways.聽
Tires: We put 聽on the Land Cruiser the same day we bought it. Those are the , which are purpose-built for heavier vehicles like crossovers and SUVs. They鈥檙e already inspiring a huge amount of confidence. While driving on sheet ice at 5 A.M. the other morning, I had to perform an emergency swerve at 35 miles per hour聽to avoid a drunk driver. The tires only broke traction momentarily, remained controllable while sliding, and are the reason I was able to avoid crashing a brand-new vehicle. We鈥檒l keep those on until the snow clears, then fit a larger set of all-terrain tires for summer聽but make sure they鈥檙e small enough that the spare fits in the stock location.
Wheels: To make sure those larger off-road tires clear the fenders and sway bars, we need wheels with more offset. But聽wheels built for off-roading tend to add a ton of weight in pursuit of the necessary strength. I鈥檓 going to run a set that carry no weight penalty, to avoid sacrificing the truck鈥檚 ride and handling.聽
Suspension: The Land Cruiser is 74 inches tall, and our garage has 77 inches of clearance. For that reason, and because we want to keep on-road handling as safe as it is in stock form, we plan on running a zero-lift suspension system. So why run one at all? Because high-quality aftermarket suspension systems are capable of offering better body control聽and improved ride quality both off-road and on. They鈥檙e also designed to handle long periods of at-the-limit performance without overheating聽and losing their ability to provide control as a result.聽
Protection: Because it builds its bumpers to the strictest vehicle-safety standards in the world, and because it鈥檚 been doing that for over 40 years, ARB makes . I hit a 200-pound kangaroo with one at about 85 mph, and there wasn鈥檛 a scratch on the truck. I can鈥檛 imagine using anything else for our Land Cruiser. The company聽also makes a really nice rear bumper that foregoes the usual swing-out tire carrier. I don鈥檛 want to deal with the hassle of opening a swing-out just to load the dogs into the car, and this thing adds protection without getting in the way. We鈥檒l also replace the plastic side steps with real rock sliders, to protect the sides of the vehicle from a common off-road injury, and fit an aftermarket skid-plate system to guard important parts like the sump, transmission, and fuel tank from damage. All of these modifications聽will also improve the truck鈥檚 angles. A hitch-mount swing-out will bolt on and off, giving us the ability to carry additional fuel, a Hi-Lift jack, , and other bulky essentials outside the truck聽without adding weight or un-aerodynamic racks to our roof.聽
Lights: Even as good as the Land Cruiser鈥檚 stock lighting system is, quality off-road lights are brighter. These are essential for where we live, to help us聽spot animals with enough time to safely avoid them聽and to illuminate tricky trails at night.聽
Traction: The Land Cruiser鈥檚 electronic traction system is very good聽and very easy to use. I聽imagine it鈥檒l be our go-to most of the time, but I still want to add locking axle differentials for those rare circumstances when聽nothing else will do. We鈥檒l regear the truck when we fit those lockers, to retain the performance and fuel economy with the larger tires and added weight.聽
Recovery: The ARB front bumper will give us the ability to add a winch, along with those driving lights. Winches are another accessory that are rarely used聽but irreplaceable in extreme circumstances.
Interior: I plan to remove the third row entirely聽and fit a strength-rated cargo barrier that bolts to the Land Cruiser鈥檚 frame behind the second row. This will give us the space necessary to comfortably haul around all our聽dogs聽and also help keep them and us safe in a crash. I plan to leave the rest of the interior stock聽to avoid compromising the vehicle鈥檚 versatility聽or adding unnecessary weight.聽
Roof: Putting giant tents and stuff on your roof is dumb. So聽we鈥檒l skip doing that聽and maybe even shave the stock roof rails and antenna to gain a little extra fit-in-the-garage space.聽
Why It鈥檚 the Last
According to my my old聽colleague Jonny Lieberman, Toyota will stop selling the Land Cruiser in the United States in 2022. The rest of the world will see an all-new design that year, and it鈥檚 possible that we may get the Lexus version of that vehicle. 聽(and common sense) suggest that Toyota also plans to stop using the 5.7-liter V-8 in those next-generation Land Cruisers聽and the next Tundra, replacing it instead with a twin-turbo V-6聽and probably a hybrid gasoline-electric power train, too. While undoubtedly faster and more fuel efficient, it鈥檚 unlikely that those future vehicles will be as simple, durable, and easy to work on as the current truck. If this were a BMW or a Land Rover, more power and better fuel economy would outweigh the value of simplicity. But this isn鈥檛 a BMW or Land Rover. We didn鈥檛 buy one of those because the things that make them so nice for other drivers mean they don鈥檛 meet our needs for a genuinely hard-use truck. Due to an聽ever increasing pressure to improve fuel economy聽and fulfill the luxury expectations of high-end SUV buyers, it鈥檚 unlikely that Toyota will ever produce a vehicle like this Land Cruiser again. And that鈥檚 why we plan on keeping this thing forever.聽