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How Sex Can Make Backpacking Lighter

Finally, ultralight couple鈥檚 gear is not just good鈥攊t鈥檚 better than the one-person alternatives

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Want to pare away weight on your next backpacking trip? Thanks to technical innovations in couple鈥檚 gear, the best way to do that is聽to take your partner with you. Here鈥檚 why.

A few years back, I remember reading about two guys doing a ski circumnavigation of Washington鈥檚 Mt Rainier. To minimize weight and聽maximize nighttime warmth, they opted to use a single two-person sleeping bag. And that got me thinking: Could a 2P sleep system really be the next step in reducing backpacking base weights?

I really like backpacking. I really like having sex. Pairing the two well requires a lightweight unified sleep system for two (or more!) people. But, until now, there just haven鈥檛 been any good ones. Slowly though, the various outdoor brands have been making progress.

The Backcountry Bed Duo attempts to maximize comfort, but by relying on two separate 1P pads underneath, it leaves a big crack right between its occupants.
The Backcountry Bed Duo attempts to maximize comfort, but by relying on two separate 1P pads underneath, it leaves a big crack right between its occupants. (Sierra Designs)

The those guys used on Rainier was a good try. (Two of my best friends even got pregnant in one.) It鈥檚 basically a double-wide mummy bag. Two people climb inside and stay warm, but unlike previous 2P bags, it鈥檚 also lightweight and highly compressible. What it gets wrong is that it鈥檚 designed to work with two standard sleeping pads. Those fit into sleeves, and are pressed tightly together, but you still end up with a crack down the middle. As GearJunkie notes, it鈥檚 also not as light or as warm as you鈥檇 want a true ultralight bag to be.

The Backcountry Bed Duo鈥檚 biggest problem is that Sierra Designs doesn鈥檛 make pads, so it鈥檚 forced to design its bag for the industry standard. New Hampshire鈥檚 Nemo Equipment does make pads, as well as聽sleeping bags. Last year, they released 聽and made聽. What it gets wrong is that the integrated foam pump on the Cosmo adds enough weight and bulk that it聽rules聽itself out for truly light backpacking. And, because the rest of it is built like a lightweight pad, it鈥檚 too thin and uncomfortable to make much sense for car camping.

Nemo's Tango Duo Slim is a fantastic 2P ultralight quilt in search of a fantastic 2p ultralight pad. You have to approach backpacking gear as a total system.
Nemo's Tango Duo Slim is a fantastic 2P ultralight quilt in search of a fantastic 2p ultralight pad. You have to approach backpacking gear as a total system. (Nemo)

Nemo also makes an excellent ultralight 2P quilt called the . At 2.6 pounds聽with a 30-degree temperature rating, it鈥檚 ideal for three-season backpacking. But, without an equivalent pad to pair it with, it鈥檚 difficult to find the right use for it.

I took the Tango on a trip in the high Sierra a few years back. A backless quilt, it relies on your sleeping pads to provide insulation under your bodies. I used matching Therm-a-Rest Neo Air All Season pads. They鈥檙e one of the best one-person聽pads out there, and should have provided ample insulation, but even with the quilt secured to the pads with paracord, they shifted throughout the night, allowing cold air to enter. We slept in our layers and no sex was had as a result.

Therm-A-Rest makes designed to secure two pads together, avoiding the nighttime shifting. They can also add a little insulation and attach to the brand鈥檚 quilts, which maximizes the warmth and stability of backless designs, helping to save weight. But, couplers still have two problems: they do nothing about that crack in the middle; and they add more weight.

What was needed to truly realize the potential for ultralight sexytime was a doublewide sleeping pad and a quilt designed to integrate with it. Not bullshit budget gear, but rather high-tech stuff聽built to stand up to the abuse any good backpacker would put it through.

Finally, someone made just that. Big Agnes just released , and has a few bag options designed to work with it. The pad fits perfectly into a slot on the bag鈥檚 bottom聽and is heavily insulated, which enables Big Agnes聽to leave insulation out of the bottom of its bags entirely. The sides of the pads are raised a little, to keep you in the center as you sleep, and the bag鈥檚 insulation extends down the pad鈥檚 sides, sealing out drafts. Keeping insulation out of the underside of the bag also enables the brand聽to deliver a very light, compressible bag that鈥檚 still spacious and comfortable. Pair that pad with a聽, and you get an exceptionally comfortable, true two-person sleep system that weighs just under six pounds. One of you carries the bag, one of you carries the pad.

Let鈥檚 run some numbers. A weighs 15 ounces. An equivalent weighs 2.4 pounds. Two of these systems together weigh 6.75 pounds鈥攐r nearly a pound more than the 2P version.

Thirteen ounces聽might not sound like a lot, but if you want to lighten your base, every ounce counts in the sum total. By shaving a little weight off every item you carry, you end up with a light pack. And within that system, 13 ounces聽is actually a huge number, even spread across two people. Let鈥檚 take the weight savings camping with a cuddle buddy can deliver a little further. The fanciest ultralight tent on the market right now is the MSR Carbon Reflex. is exceptionally light at 1.4 pounds聽But, is 1.8 pounds, or just 14.5 ounces per person. More affordable tents will deliver similar differences.

Putting that together, with this setup my girlfriend and I have a shelter and sleep system that weighs in total 7.8 pounds. Or: 3.8 pounds聽per-person. Or: less than most cheap 2P tents, on their own.

We’re talking about the latest, fanciest backpacking gear here鈥攔ead: it’s expensive. But going 2P is actually cheaper per person, too. The 1P bag/pad/tent聽system described above adds up to $790. The 2P is $1,120, or $560 per person.

Because our 2P system is so light, we鈥檒l be able to hike farther, faster, or, more likely, we鈥檒l be able to arrive in the same camp as before feeling fresher. Sex will be comfortable, supported, with plenty of insulation.

It鈥檚 now not just a luxury to be able to bang in the backcountry: it鈥檚 the technically superior solution.

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