Ah, winter! The season for hot chocolate, pond hockey, and excuses for skipping your run. Granted, even when the weather is mild, it鈥檚 not hard to convince yourself that staying in bed an extra hour is a better idea than that sunrise eight-miler, but the cold season is what separates the runners from the wannabes.
Of course, you already know this. But everyone has that friend and sometimes running partner who wants to go into hibernation from December until March. To help you persuade (or shame) your reluctant running companion to get out the door, here are a few suggested responses to some of the most common seasonal excuses for staying on the couch.
鈥淚t鈥檚 too cold to run.鈥
Sorry, but in an age when people go surfing among icebergs, that excuse just doesn鈥檛 fly. Put on a damn hat and some gloves (and if we may make a few suggestions).
鈥淚 don鈥檛 want to get hit by a car that skids off the road.鈥
Me neither. That鈥檚 why I鈥檓 happy we live in the age of reflective gear. And remember: run against oncoming traffic.
鈥淩unning in tights makes me self-conscious.鈥
Embrace , if you must. If anyone asks, the shorts are for 鈥渆xtra warmth.鈥
鈥淭here鈥檚 snow and ice everywhere.鈥
Lucky you! Rather than a regular, dull old run, you鈥檙e getting a makeshift obstacle course race鈥攃omplete with snowbank hurdles and ice hazards鈥攁s part of the deal. You may not be able to sue an international event company if you hurt or kill yourself, but the kind old lady down the street who forgot to salt her sidewalk is fair game. Or just invest in shoes with better traction.
鈥淚 don鈥檛 want to get sick.鈥
Then drink kefir, dress appropriately, and get plenty of sleep. Also exercise鈥攖hat is, go running.
鈥淭he days are so short, and I don鈥檛 like running in the dark.鈥
Unless Nosferatu is your next-door neighbor, there鈥檚 no reason you can鈥檛 just buy a headlamp.
鈥淲hat if I get hypothermia?鈥
Unlikely. But if it happens鈥攁nd you survive颅鈥攜ou鈥檒l have excellent story material.
鈥淲inter is a time for indoor sports!鈥
The way , we might all be living underground soon anyway, so you better get outside every chance you get.